why conduct elections in the first place if the eventual results will be decided by the courts?

if no man wants to marry, why not try getting a girl to marry you?

ComrWanle02:
Just imagining how the sexdoll pussy will look like

keep on imagining things until you get swallowed by the things you imagine.

JBriel:
It's saddening. The woke mentality is causing problems

Very serious problems.

The woke mentality is nothing but a mental illness

Who would have believed that a day would come when Asari and Mbaka will be playing for the same team?

What a shame!

Nebes:
It’s simple. Sleep off before your partner and he/she will be the one trying to cope with your snoring.

Easier said than done

he's both right and wrong.

right because it is actually the women who decides who and when she's getting fucked_

wrong because a man knows that once a woman is fucked_ by him, all her shakara don end.

I'm sure this idiot Obaseki is just seeking for direct foreign investment from the COVID promoters which he will still convert to his own personal use.

of all the three, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi is the most likely to jump ship.

erica nlewedim, this is what life is all about.

you want something but life gives you the reality.

take myself for instance, I thought that by now I would have been as famous as Tupac.

but as you can see, so far, it is not happening.

why is PAN complaining now?

where have they been all this while and what have they been doing since to make more cars more affordable for the citizens?

RRS is exactly what the police should be.

kudos to the RRS.

double wahala

ohhh

I really hate all these nonsense meetings.

spiralwedge:


Hahahaha absolutely.

I've told her same. She's either a kid or a dullard. Lolz

she wants the guy to ask her if she has eaten so that she will say no, and the guy will now send her urgent 2K to enable her to feed.

guyman sense the danger ahead, come use style dodge the beggar.

now the beggar don dey fume with severe anger because her plans to turn the guyman into her maga no come work out again.

the funniest part of the whole thing be say the starving bitch said she's fasting.

story of my life!

fasting kill you there, idiot!

CalliDora1:


Coming from someone who cannot a comprehend a simple write-up. Go and work on your cognitive skills.

You can have him now. I'm done with him.

what's even so special about you that he's going to miss?

absolutely nothing!

carry your hungry sef dey go abeg.

mumu

these ones don dey already play game while in secondary school.

only God knows what they will become by the time they get to final year.

I weep for the next generation.

CalliDora1:
Long post. Please bear with me.

This trait seems to be common among some Nairaland men (with apologies to all the men here though) cos I never really experienced such attitude with men ive met offline. So don't know whether they have a nairaland men's association (not the red pillars or mgtow kinda thing though) where they agree to behave likesome. The way they reason sometimes just baffles me.

Ok. So, I met someone here as a friend and I wanted it to stay that way. Along the line, he wanted more than just friendship but I just kept dodging because I don't want any issues as he's a good friend (a born again) and I like our friendly chats and all that. So didn't want anything serious that could jeopardize that but he kept pressing on and stressing until I naturally began to feel relaxed (against my wish) you know how that constant checking on someone tends to make one want to compromise their Stance. So I sort of got trapped.

Now here's the issue. He would always want to know about my biz and job. If I went or not. So I decided to test him. He would always call and ask if I've eaten. So that day, I said no (was fasting) but didn't want to divulge it to him that I was fasting. He called later in the day and asked again, I said I've not eaten, he dropped. I now felt he prolly thought I wanted him to feed me huh??.. I observed he reduced his calls. Third day he called and asked again, I said no. And he said "na wa o" I was like why, he said I'm sorry I can't help. Huh?? I don't remember asking him so I decided to play along. He called in the evening, I still said I've not eaten ( cos I had not broken my fast then) and he said I'm sorry ( I was just laughing within). I asked him, for what? he said because he couldn't help. And since then he stopped calling only to chat after a week to ask if the biz I was pursuing was through. I ignored him and for two months no contact.

Just last night he chatted me up again asking if I've resumed work and I said yes. he then asked if he's free to call me bla bla. And since last night hes been trying to keep up chats but I'm kinda cold towards him and he asked why I'm so cold. Acting like nothing happened.

Now, this is what I feel. so if someone is truly dying of hunger (God forbid) you'll abandon the fellow? or that they can't date someone who's biz is shaky or has not resumed work due to a global crises that affected everyone? I'm not saying anybody should carry someone else's burden ( there was really no burden anywhere as God has been faithful.) but I don't understand what actually played out there and why he's all of a sudden interested again after learning I've resumed work. I don't just understand because I don't want to be rude. Was that a right thing?

I'm really confused here because.. I mean.. I never asked you to help me with anything but being there would have been enough. Calling and chatting would have helped me scale through the bordom I felt that period of compulsory break from work and biz but he went into Oblivion even when I never placed any demands on him.

I bow to men and the way they reason o.

I don't even know the point you're trying to make.

but in summary, I think you're a fool.

you expect the young man to come and carry your wahala for head, just to show you that he cares abi?

you be mumu.

she slayed her way to the gutters.

too bad.

trump really ruined himself by allowing all the evil people to continue staying in his government instead of purging them out immediately.

what was Judases like John Bolton and Anthony Fauci still doing in his government when it was obvious that were working against him?

ncoolsome:


So it took u 4 months to see ur girls laps,u try but still run e get why..

what if the said girl just got the tatt a day before the guyman saw it?

McCoy662:
I just noticed my girlfriend has a butterfly and a star tattoo on her laps and some waist beads. I have known her for about 4 months now, but I've never seen the tattoos. I knew about the waist beads.
Just saw that tattoos today and I asked her the meaning, she laughed it off and asked if I didn't know she was and is a cultist. I asked her if it's marine cult or secret cults we know and she just said she's a cultist. Though she sounded unserious like it's a normal ladies fashion but I'm not comfortable at all with that especially as I've not known the reason behind it.

Somebody please help.... Do anyone know if it's a symbol? if it's peculiar to any cult group? does it have any spiritual connection? Does it pose any threat to my destiny??

Admins please help push to fp.

she's in a lesbian cult.

she's even lucky.

if it were to me, I will masturbate and then spray my semen all over her boobs.

this is just one reason why your country will never progress.

people are just looking out for their next victim to defraud.

it's really a pity.

glimpse33:
Nigerian government is now paying celebrities to lie that they have corona virus...

the thing just taya me.

NaijaOlosho:

Trust an Igbo man, he is not dating this ugly looking girl for nothing

Either the girl is spending huge cash on him

He is sure cashing out

Aside money, these two are no match

Some of you will come for me to say rubbish but I don't care

Would you date that girl?? Kindly take a look at the last pix dammmnn

I can't just make it out

Either Runtown is getting cash from her, or she must have used charm to hang him

so Runtown na Igbo guy?

wetin be im Igbo name?

no deaths?

unbelievable!

NCDC business go crash o if pesin no gree die again o.

bukatyne:


How is the ex trying to ruin the marriage?

By saying the woman is good in 'cowgirl' and wishing it was him marrying her?

I assume you are a woman which is why I say you may not understand what I said.

but just know that anytime the current husband wants to enjoy cowgirl with his wife, there's every possibility he might be imagining strange things.

he might not be that type of man but like I said earlier, knowing what most men are like, it will definitely come up one day...

I am sure this must be lalasticlala's village.

what a bad guy!

he has purposely ruined that marriage already.

except if the current husband na the type wey no send.

but knowing what many men are like...

I know that he will definitely send one day...

na dat day kasala go burst.

it's just a matter of time!!!

I feel so sorry and so much pity for laycon right now.

please how can I vote for him so that he will leave the Big Brother House and save himself from this utmost shame and embarrassment that he has become just because of one girl?