DuchessLily:
Eyaahh... If all u posted is real, then Sorry bro, u married an Olosho


Well this is what u should do - ... fast and pray for God to change her.. ( as that is d advice given to women when her hubby is doing this kind of rubbish) and again "'stop touching her fone; yes ke! leave her fone alone, so u don't give urself high bp" (advice given to women). no be only women go dey endure this kind rubbish.

hahaha. Epic!

djeezy:
Selfie.

dayuuum

Is this a joke

noskeybaba:



Mkpuru amu ya ayochie ya anya

my goodness

I dont know know and I dont care.

ritababe:
bad

with this move even the (south south) will now support Biafra 100%

unfortunately no vacancy for 'south south'

Sorry!

Haha Donjazzzy! I love this dude
#

Lolz this is funny

Beat this

Libra

Is that so

BeeBeeOoh:
#bringbackourspacingandparagraph..

you no well sha. Lol

Mychw

Lattop:
I can't help bt laugh the BIAFrauds

see ur miserable,baboon-looking face,
u're laughing at people who are 100 times better off than you. Goat

XBLadez:
Eziokwu, enwere ihe ndi Igbo na eme na site a n'ewem iwe. Kedu ihe bu na oge obula onye Igbo mepere thread ikwu okwu banyere ofu state, onye Igbo ozo ga esi na azu ulo puta bia kwube ihe ozo? Otego aka ihe a jiri bido ebe a, and otu osi na eje, odika ogaghi enwe ngwucha. Anyi makwa ndi na eme ihe oge obula (ndi di ka Abagworo na Chino11), mana enwebeghi onye nwere ike iputa gwa ha ka ha kwusi agwa ojoo a. Anam ele anya ka ndi ama ama dika Tonychristopher na Odenigboaroli tinye onu na okwu a. Ndi mba ozo nazi eji ya ako anyi onu.
Ihe ojoo ka obu! Ndewo nu!

how can you say no one has cautioned them? This is not a thing of today, or are you new here?

Forgive my english, no sttength to type in igbo

QuotaSystem:
Barewa College remains an enigmatic institution in the North.

As at 1921, biafrats were still chasing grass cutters in the bush while northerners were building western schools that would span generations.

and what is happenening now? The same northerners are the most illiterate, backward and poverty ridden people in africa!

benedictnsi:



You that came to read the news when you saw "KOGI", na your state

I swear u no well

Thank you Lord for the privileges I enjoy.

*yawns

Wake me up when u say something I havnt heard before

Lol

Ikengawo:
I am a riverine Kwigbo. I am not an igbo. We are south south south. I support buhari because my mother like body odor. The kwigbo people speak body language like our sweet presido

lol. I dont even know what to make of this comment

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

I love my mum

Phyno
Sarkodie

Lol

Afam4eva:

No, im not and i don't care about the SS. I care for my people (SE) first and formost and one thing i hate is insults. All these minorities are really enjoying the attention that they're been given by jobless Igbo folks on nairaland. When i first came to Lagos in 1996, nobody knew who Ikwerre in Lagos, all of a sudden Ikwerre is soo popular just because we Igbos will not stop obsessing ourselves over why our supposed brother don't want to be called brother. Everybody shoyld answer their father's name. Enough of these insults.

I love you man

Sheikwonder:
Prof. Njokanma??


That name literally means "Evil is Better"!!!

OMG!!!

cud also mean 'ugliness is better'

MathsChic:


That's the solution above, but ama try expatiate.
∫(sinx)²dx

We know that cos(2x) = 1 - 2(sinx)²
So

∫(1 - cos(2x))/2dx
∫(1/2 - cos(2x)/2)dx

=(1/2)x - sin(2x)/4 + c
Since ∫(cosx)dx = sinx

Therefore
=(1/2)(x - sin(2x)/2) + c

Sin(2x) itself is 2sinxcosx

Therefore
= (1/2)(x - sinx.cosx)

thank you

MathsChic:

hello.
Integrate (sinx)^2

Best players
1st - kelechi nwakali
2nd- osimhen
3rd- some german

A lot of nigerians are really frustrated

Why are u ppl trying so hard scare them biafrans with war threats. Someone said they dont want to be part of you and the best you can do is threaten them with war. Isnt that sheer stupidity?

If you really mean well then ur advice should be directed to the side that will start war should the biafrans secede.

1 personification
2 metaphor
3 hyperbole
4 oxymoron
5 simile.