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Education / Re: 10 Carry Over In My Final Year. What Should I Do? by shabzy95(m): 6:29pm On Sep 18, 2017
Sister you can lie for Africa...how can she get 10 carry over in she final year..
Shm...
Education / Re: Jamb Re Uploading Of O Level Result Is Closing Tooday by shabzy95(m): 10:45am On Sep 16, 2017
Guys! Pls can I do my own tuday and will they open
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by shabzy95(m): 9:09am On Sep 16, 2017
Good morning guys, I herad that we should upload our waec result in any jamb center and I heard that it will close yesterday too..I want to know weda I can till do it
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by shabzy95(m): 9:03am On Sep 16, 2017
midehill:
pls ooo...have not yet register my own ooo...will Lasu open tomorrow or can I still do it on monday
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by shabzy95(m): 11:28am On Sep 15, 2017
Hello guys, my aggregate is 67.75 and I want to study accountancy. Can I study accounting with that kind of score..what next after all this screening?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by shabzy95(m): 6:43am On Aug 26, 2017
After we purchase the screening form are we going to buy post utme again
Celebrities / Re: Schoolgirl, 13yr Old , Hangs Herself In Her Bedroom by shabzy95(m): 12:54pm On Aug 25, 2017
Nawa ooh..
Celebrities / Re: ‘what Value Are Your Songs Impacting?’ – Foluke Daramola Blasts Olamide, Others by shabzy95(m): 9:36am On Aug 23, 2017
True talk
Education / Re: JAMB Fixes Cut Off Marks For Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges Of Education by shabzy95(m): 7:26am On Aug 23, 2017
2017/18 Admissions: THE STAGE IS NOW SET....... MORE EXPLANATIONS ON JAMB 2017/18 ADMISSION POLICY MEETING HELD FEW HOURS AGO... Did You Know That POST-UTME Is Back For Real (Please dear, read carefully and kindly help TOJESUS share this info with anyone or to anywhere to reduce some people's HIGH B.P) Good morning my sweet ladies and my ever handsome gentlemen. I hope we all had a fabulous night?.......Please, kindly read this post/article very well, because, it will help you fight off confusion. I started typing this post 3:36 AM (Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017). LET US GO THERE....... 1. JAMB held a meeting between Monday and Yesterday, August 22nd, 2017. The meeting was to discuss on the method and cut off mark for this year's admissions. 2. At the end of this meeting yesterday, JAMB, FG, all VCs of Universities, provosts of colleges of education & Rectors of polytechnics/­ monotechnics,......decided that, admission processes have to kick off any moment from now, despite the ongoing strike in some institutions. 3. JAMB national cut off marks for different levels of institutions have been officially released too. 4. JAMB national cut off mark for all Universities in Nigeria for 2017/18 session is now 120. I repeat, 120. 100 for all polytechnics & colleges of education and finally, 110 for innovative institutions. TOJESUS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Okay! Calm down dear.... Let me explain what I just said above. The above 120 cut off mark is STRICTLY the cut off mark JAMB have given all universities. ......BUT, any university is FREE to increase it to the one they like. For instance, If you applied for a school like UNN or UNILAG or OAU and your JAMB score is 179. Now, let us assume that UNN released their admission form now and cut 180 (general), and you had 179 in JAMB. This will simply mean that, you are not qualified to buy UNN admission form (because your JAMB score is not up to 180),..... But on the other hand, you qualified for JAMB university cut off mark (because, your JAMB score is above 120).......... Did you understand this dear? Read it again dear! #GENERAL_ADVICE please dear, forget about the 120 or 110 or 100 cut off marks JAMB have released, focus and wait for the one the school you applied for will release or bring out any moment from now........Some schools might increase theirs to 180 or put it at 200. If your school release their admission form and cut off mark and you know you reached it, go ahead and buy form. Whichever one your school will cut, TOJESUS looks forward to your matriculation at the end of all these admission drama. ....don't ever give up dear! Your admission must be a SURPRISE! Hey dear! Remember we stopped at No. 4 above before I started explaining on the cut off mark, oyaaa let's go to No. 5... 5. In the just concluded JAMB meeting, JAMB has directed that all admission into all PUBLIC institutions should end before JANUARY 15TH, 2018..........while all PRIVATE institutions are expected to finish all their admission processes before JANUARY 31, 2018. 6. In the meeting, FG through the minister for education, has told all Institutions to go ahead and conduct POST-UTME (For Any school that likes that method). ......He also said that, any school that wish to conduct POST-UTME this year should not collect more than N2,000 from aspirants who will register. 7. Also, JAMB said that, any school that doesn't want to make use of POST-UTME method this year, should use ANY OTHER "Credible" admission method to admit her candidates, BUT.....JAMB must cross check the names of those they admitted before approving the admission list. I HOPE, EVERYONE IS FOLLOWING?.......WHO IS STILL CONFUSED SO FAR? Nobody! Let's go forward! 8. JAMB said that, all institution should finish the admission process of those that CHOSE them as 1ST choice, and forward their name to JAMB, before OCTOBER 15, 2017. 9. Also, all institutions should finish the admission of those that CHOSE then as 2ND choice, and forward their names to JAMB, before DECEMBER 15, 2017. OKAY DEAR!!! READ THIS NO. (10) VERY WELL OH...... OH! 10. JAMB said that, If after December 15th, 2017, your chosen institution (s) didn't admit you at all, then,......you will be carried on a tray pan or shopping basket and will be brought and kept in the "MARKET PLACE" for other schools you DID NOT chose In JAMB, to come and price you and buy you, if possible.... Hahahahahahah! This one weak me oh! JAMB won't kill us oh! Market ni! Place Ko! #Issorait I wonder when admission seekers became "goods" or "commodities" that are sold and bought in the market...... I tire for Nigeria! Well dear, ON A SERIOUS NOTE, those who are not admitted before December 15th will wait for any OTHER school to chose you..... This means, if no school chooses you by the end of JANUARY 2017, you will sit for 2018 JAMB..... (God forbid though). But dear, Just be very prayerful.....its better you gain admission as soon as possib

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Education / Re: JAMB Fixes Cut Off Marks For Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges Of Education by shabzy95(m): 7:25am On Aug 23, 2017
2017/18 Admissions: THE STAGE IS NOW SET....... MORE EXPLANATIONS ON JAMB 2017/18 ADMISSION POLICY MEETING HELD FEW HOURS AGO... Did You Know That POST-UTME Is Back For Real (Please dear, read carefully and kindly help TOJESUS share this info with anyone or to anywhere to reduce some people's HIGH B.P) Good morning my sweet ladies and my ever handsome gentlemen. I hope we all had a fabulous night?.......Please, kindly read this post/article very well, because, it will help you fight off confusion. I started typing this post 3:36 AM (Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017). LET US GO THERE....... 1. JAMB held a meeting between Monday and Yesterday, August 22nd, 2017. The meeting was to discuss on the method and cut off mark for this year's admissions. 2. At the end of this meeting yesterday, JAMB, FG, all VCs of Universities, provosts of colleges of education & Rectors of polytechnics/­ monotechnics,......decided that, admission processes have to kick off any moment from now, despite the ongoing strike in some institutions. 3. JAMB national cut off marks for different levels of institutions have been officially released too. 4. JAMB national cut off mark for all Universities in Nigeria for 2017/18 session is now 120. I repeat, 120. 100 for all polytechnics & colleges of education and finally, 110 for innovative institutions. TOJESUS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Okay! Calm down dear.... Let me explain what I just said above. The above 120 cut off mark is STRICTLY the cut off mark JAMB have given all universities. ......BUT, any university is FREE to increase it to the one they like. For instance, If you applied for a school like UNN or UNILAG or OAU and your JAMB score is 179. Now, let us assume that UNN released their admission form now and cut 180 (general), and you had 179 in JAMB. This will simply mean that, you are not qualified to buy UNN admission form (because your JAMB score is not up to 180),..... But on the other hand, you qualified for JAMB university cut off mark (because, your JAMB score is above 120).......... Did you understand this dear? Read it again dear! #GENERAL_ADVICE please dear, forget about the 120 or 110 or 100 cut off marks JAMB have released, focus and wait for the one the school you applied for will release or bring out any moment from now........Some schools might increase theirs to 180 or put it at 200. If your school release their admission form and cut off mark and you know you reached it, go ahead and buy form. Whichever one your school will cut, TOJESUS looks forward to your matriculation at the end of all these admission drama. ....don't ever give up dear! Your admission must be a SURPRISE! Hey dear! Remember we stopped at No. 4 above before I started explaining on the cut off mark, oyaaa let's go to No. 5... 5. In the just concluded JAMB meeting, JAMB has directed that all admission into all PUBLIC institutions should end before JANUARY 15TH, 2018..........while all PRIVATE institutions are expected to finish all their admission processes before JANUARY 31, 2018. 6. In the meeting, FG through the minister for education, has told all Institutions to go ahead and conduct POST-UTME (For Any school that likes that method). ......He also said that, any school that wish to conduct POST-UTME this year should not collect more than N2,000 from aspirants who will register. 7. Also, JAMB said that, any school that doesn't want to make use of POST-UTME method this year, should use ANY OTHER "Credible" admission method to admit her candidates, BUT.....JAMB must cross check the names of those they admitted before approving the admission list. I HOPE, EVERYONE IS FOLLOWING?.......WHO IS STILL CONFUSED SO FAR? Nobody! Let's go forward! 8. JAMB said that, all institution should finish the admission process of those that CHOSE them as 1ST choice, and forward their name to JAMB, before OCTOBER 15, 2017. 9. Also, all institutions should finish the admission of those that CHOSE then as 2ND choice, and forward their names to JAMB, before DECEMBER 15, 2017. OKAY DEAR!!! READ THIS NO. (10) VERY WELL OH...... OH! 10. JAMB said that, If after December 15th, 2017, your chosen institution (s) didn't admit you at all, then,......you will be carried on a tray pan or shopping basket and will be brought and kept in the "MARKET PLACE" for other schools you DID NOT chose In JAMB, to come and price you and buy you, if possible.... Hahahahahahah! This one weak me oh! JAMB won't kill us oh! Market ni! Place Ko! #Issorait I wonder when admission seekers became "goods" or "commodities" that are sold and bought in the market...... I tire for Nigeria! Well dear, ON A SERIOUS NOTE, those who are not admitted before December 15th will wait for any OTHER school to chose you..... This means, if no school chooses you by the end of JANUARY 2017, you will sit for 2018 JAMB..... (God forbid though). But dear, Just be very prayerful.....its better you gain admission as soon as possib
Education / Re: Grammatical Errors That Welcomed President Buhari Home by shabzy95(m): 8:35am On Aug 22, 2017
Them give any moni now... Mr English teacher weldon sir
Education / Re: Grammatical Errors That Welcomed President Buhari Home by shabzy95(m): 8:33am On Aug 22, 2017
Them dash u any moni now... mr English teacher weldon sir
Education / Re: Jamb Policy Meeting Live Updates Thread by shabzy95(m): 4:27pm On Aug 21, 2017
Nice 1....

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