Well that nearly had my stomach outside my mouth, yes, lo and behold! English will always remain the best of best language and you did the 'lol' part so well, I appreciate the way you presented the way English is and was. Yet I mush as well add that ENGLISH and the words of it are in numerous manifestations, known as, PUNS, COLLOCATIONS, SYNONYMS and many more, same meanings and I guess that explains all of it.
WOW!!! You have a really great peice of humour there yet all REAL.
I enjoyed reading it all and I am taking a print of it!!!