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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe Refuses To Relinquish Power, Says Until He Dies by shegetsize(m): 5:59am On Feb 19, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
I hope this old man dies in the most painful Slowest way known to Mankind.

Useless Dictator...It's Time my country intervenes to help Zimbabweans. I hope Bernie Sanders or Trump brings our troops there...we could use the war funds to boost our economy


You've been brainwashed! How long has Queen Elizabeth being on the throne?
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Gives A 'Shoe-Rack' Hawker A Car & N300k (Photos) by shegetsize(m): 4:59am On Feb 19, 2016
gist4kidsblog:
EMoney discovers a 'Shoe - Rack' hawker, gives him a brand new car & N300k! (photos)

Five star music president Emeka Okonkwo popularly known as 'EMoney' is a year older today and to celebrate it, he decided to give back to the street.

To do this, he flashed back to sometime last year when the label's front line act Kcee was on the street of Lagos hawking recharge cards. Kcee had met Promise, a 'shoe - rack' hawker from Ebonyi state who has been hawking for over 6 years and promised to help him.

Fast forward to today and E-money's desire to bless the street, the Five Star music crew went in search of Promise who hawks at 'Ikeja Along', Lagos. On getting there, the young man, Promise and brother has just been picked up by officials of KAI (Kick Against Indiscipline) and transported to their office in Alausa, Ikeja.

Kcee and the crew went in search of him at the KAI office and after several hours of pleading, he was released into their custody after signing an undertaking that he will not hawk again.

Promise has just been given a brand new Toyota Corolla car courtesy of E-Money as well as the sum of #300,000 to get a new apartment. Also his brother and friend that Hawks with him also got a cash gift from the generous EMONEY.

We reached out to Kcee to comment on this and he simply said, 'If you follow the Five Star music family you'll know this is what we do, it's my brother's birthday and he decided to give back to the street and we are grateful to God for his mercies and grace upon us.



: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/02/emoney-discovers-shoe-rack-hawker-gives.html




Why must it be on camera?
Politics / Re: 'FG To Handover 23,000 Ghost Workers And Banks To Efcc'-finance Minister,adeosun by shegetsize(m): 9:34pm On Feb 11, 2016
CyberWolf:
How can you hand over ghost workers to EFCC? .. Something that doesn't exist? .. This woman is a clown I swear.. grin cheesy

Ghost-worker means a person whom was not duly employed by the state but take money from the government without working for it

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Fashion / Re: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by shegetsize(m): 6:19am On Feb 11, 2016
ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)




Una no see as the guy dey open eye? Make una no tell me sey una no know sey the guy dey CRAZE!
Dem need take care of am because he can't handle himself anymore!
Family / Re: When You Stay Abroad And Leave Your Wife And Little Kids Back Home by shegetsize(m): 9:55pm On Jan 19, 2016
abbey621:
When people get married, they are taking an oath for better or worse. In the struggle for survival, life sometimes forces you to make a decision such as parting with your family for sometime just to make a better way, would such a person choose to watch things get progressively worse or sacrifice now in order not to regret later. Of course life isn't perfect, sh*t happens and plans don't work out but not trying at all is the biggest mistake one can make. For men who are afraid that if they left their wife alone for sometime she would cheat or become frustrated, I say to such men would such a woman not cheat or become frustrated if you couldn't afford to take care of her needs or you became inept? For women claiming the kids would be deprived of their father's love, I say to them would it not be worse watching the kids go through life not able to provide for their basic amenities? This world is a jungle, many of us must move out of our comfort zone in other to provide for those we love. Eat or be eaten!

#iConcur
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Nigeria Customs To Distribute Seized Items To Displaced Persons by shegetsize(m): 11:43pm On Jan 17, 2016
calaway:


This is the most boldfaced corrupt so called democratic government in the world.

1. the presidents aid criminally smuggles in forged budget into the senate, and he is still a free man.
2. the government is enmeshed in nepotism
3. the government contravenes court rulings
4. the government violates the right of citizens at will



Wayray
Health / Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by shegetsize(m): 3:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
Your father!!!
Politics / Re: Man From US Claims DSS Picked Him Up For Questioning (pics) by shegetsize(m): 11:32am On Jan 14, 2016
vega84:
This is what u get when put a cattle rearer in power #vegatalks



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Celebrities / Re: Dangote Settles Olamide & Donjazzy Beef, As Olamide Prostrates Before Don- Laila by shegetsize(m): 11:44pm On Jan 04, 2016
Ori OP yi o pe ra ra ni embarassed

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