Rilwayne001: That boi should be hang

he shud be WHAAAAAT..did u jez say HANG?? Gaadamnit...

OP jez cari blanket oo...wat is wat doin is wat doin well... ;DOP jez cari blanket oo...wat is wat doin is wat doin well...

This song go sweet die for inside car...mad beat

U guys are jez advisin without even findin out wat actuali hapnd...how person go offer solution wen hin no sabi problem...u guyz dnt even knw if d girl is innocent...naso una go spoil d girl life wit una yeye advise

Abeg u see any of dem..shey dem sexy?? Make I find my caro go dere sharp sharp..

Big4wig: Awwww,she still looks pretty....

I had a blackberry phone but got angry and sold it becos
it was eating too much of my money. I them went an
bought a china phone but am now in very big trouble
1,It gets full after 3 minutes of charging
2,The phone has Tv,Touch screen,Nail cutter,Five lighter
etc 3,Text messages can be written with a tooth
4,It has so many spelling mistakes, it is written Nokla
instead of Nokia
5,When an aeroplane passes by it recods one missed
call
6,When a big track hoots it records charger connected 7,When a chinese man passed by it says one bluetooth
device found
8,When an ugly girl passes by me it says virus detected
9,When a cute girl passes by me it says ur favorite food
found
Please i want to sell it,will u buy?

#BIGWIG

Big4wig: Awwww,she still looks pretty....

I had a blackberry phone but got angry and sold it becos
it was eating too much of my money. I them went an
bought a china phone but am now in very big trouble
1,It gets full after 3 minutes of charging
2,The phone has Tv,Touch screen,Nail cutter,Five lighter
etc 3,Text messages can be written with a tooth
4,It has so many spelling mistakes, it is written Nokla
instead of Nokia
5,When an aeroplane passes by it recods one missed
call
6,When a big track hoots it records charger connected 7,When a chinese man passed by it says one bluetooth
device found
8,When an ugly girl passes by me it says virus detected
9,When a cute girl passes by me it says ur favorite food
found
Please i want to sell it,will u buy?

#BIGWIG

nairaland oh nairaland...kolo peepz evrywhr

140mil to rent house...somebodi wake me up

dontgivafuck: Chineke !! I Wonder d kind of men women are raising up these days? How will a woman be pushing a car? Hian! Apart frm d fact dt d effort will actually be useless xcept in rare cases of girls wey get power, Wld u ask her to push d car if it was ur sister in d car? Watever happend to male passerby's coming to help... I don't know wether this online peeps actually leave in Nigeria, cos wen I see cars stuck on d road I don't see women helping to push, sm other male passerbys willingly help even... Or do pple just cm here to post things they won't actually do... Or maybe they re those who don't hv a car yet

I hail oo..somtinz jez come naturali..so u dey say if u & ur man go somwhr hin car kon spoil and na for very quiet area wey nobodi dey pass & u see as ur man dey hustle inside sun dey try fix d car naso u go jez form fine chick dey ping inside car abi...I tel u u no go even knw wen u go volunteer push d car...na onli if u no get feelinz at all sha..itz not abt d guy askin u to push,.itz abt u showin u rili wnt mind pushin

Airforce1: Your mates dey born BOY, na girl u see born.


Congrats sha.

so people like u stil dey exist..abeg wen u wan mari make u mari man ooo since woman don turn taboo...mongoloid like u

aiks-n-effects:
THAT DESCRIBE HOW CHEAP NIGERIA GIRLS ARE. THEIR STANDARD IS SO LOW THAT YOU CAN ONLY WOO THEM WITH MATERIAL STUFF. THEY NEVER SEARCH FOR ATTRIBUTES IN A GUY LIKE INTELLIGENT, HONESTY, HARDWORK, GODLINESS, GENEROUS, KIND ETC.

THAT IS WHY WHEN THE MONEY FINISH, AND THOSE MATERIAL STUFF ARE GONE, THEY BECOME DESPERATE AND STARTED MESSING AROUND WITH A WILLING PAYER.

HEY, IT DOESNT MATTER HOW BEAUTY A NAIJA GIRL IS, AVERAGE NAIJA GIRL IS CHEAP AND MONEY GRABBING GOLD DIGGER AND DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT REAL LOVE IS ALL ABOUT

Oluwa oba iye kileleyi nitori olorun..ASUU pls save our youth

Chelsea fans.......How market

Ozil is just brilliant

oko-oloyun:
Op, if u dey live for my area where electricty is a miracle when u see it, u go enter mosque to worship with them to charge ur phone.

haahaahaaahahaahaa mogbe oooo...eti ya weyrey ni nairaland yi

Snail wit itz shell...awwwww paradise

Prettyberrys: did he tell you he wasn't invited? You think cos u're hungry everyone is? You think everyone lacks wat to eat? You talk of once own been cheap and ugly , How was your last birthday cake, that's if you even had one? Has there ever been a surprise party in ur honour? You had better keep shut and stop condemning people, mtchewwe

nawa ooo...u guyz shud slow down on dis dude nah..he has a rite to his own opinion

babyosisi: Maybe a bus conductor or roadside vulcanizer sef wey no get shishi
Mschtwwwww

so vulcanizer no be person...nawa

berem: You are not a man - this statement can annoy most men if their wives tell them during a fight

You will kill me today - women are fond of saying this during a fight with their spouse. If im come kill you nko?

I will poison your food - a friend once said this to her husband during a fight and that was the end of the man eating her food.

haahaahaahaa...I no blame d man ooo...na to dey buy bread and akara come house frm work

joanpinkie: I hav not asked anybody out. I can if there is need for it ,but not yet , cos am always book.'Winks'

u are alwyz book...why u no be jotter...haahaahaahaa

lorretta u: Most guys would like a lady to ask them out so that they can brag to their friends how one slutty girl is throwing herself all over him.
And encourage him to 'knack' her. In their voice it goes "guy no dull o. See free punni. Guy no fall my hand o."
All these ones waiting for a lady to ask them out,lol you're in for a loooong wait.in this jungle of no gentlemen u really expect a girl to throw her dignity at ur feet just like that?
Truth is that it doesn't matter.and it's a bit admirable.
But problem is with the attitude of men. So many girls will NEVER take that chance,
Unless of course I find myself in yankee.
Sorry dudes.for now y'all gotta be doing the chasing.

even if a guy ask u out hez stil gona av d intention of knackin ur punni and his frndz are stil gona tell him "guy no dull oo see free punni" so itz stil d same tin...a guy wit d intention of knackin ur punni wil alwyz wana knack weda he ask u out or u do....

segzi cres:
Lol, when did i say love was blind? You have an attitude problem. Im sure you will get married mid 62 with that attitude.

haaaahaaahaaahaa u haff mad finish

nyere84: Happy for them.

If only this my yeye boyfriend will look at Peter, and follow his foot steps.

Atleast, all the witches and wizards in my office and even on Niaraland will be put to shame.

#sad face#

Lola nnem, pls wisper to me, hw were you able to do this??

how ur boyfrnd go propose nah with those ur legz wey b like yam...

Amaaskia: Its a pity that most of you just think 'beefing/hating' makes you cool, especially the faceless things on NL. Hating/beefing someone who's done nothing wrong to you only shows your stupidity level is very high. Esp those of you calling Ini Edo a dog, seriously?!? This isn't humour or anything, its total stupidity from jobless cocks.
*spits on your ugly faces*
All of you beefing her for no sensible reason are pathetic!

*stupidity frm jobless cocks* like seriousli?? And dis shud be comin frm a sensible chick i guess

tha_originator: How many rounds did he went?

ahhhhhh kabiyesi oko ijo oooo...oluwa ni olusho aguntan mi...english yi ni agbara

Girl wey do dis to my rangy rovy don obviousli open airport somewhere for me....

lucenzo: as if you sabi am

Adaobi na birmingham fan nah..why she no go sabi am

Shollypopz:
had is the past tense and past participle of have.

I can't believe you just exposed your own stup1dity in an effort to make fun of the young lady.
It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Bros ur own don be...btw u gurlz shud be easy on dis young man nah...koda oooo

Ibigo: It all depends on what you are looking at, if you are looking at their boobs and curves it's Daniella but for decency it's kate henshaw

Bros God bless u...all of dem dey crucify d gurl cos she show boobs like say dem no dey show boobs..who wore it beta na wetin dem ask...if itz abt decency kate did but if itz abt who d dress actuali fitz den itz daniella...

comrChris: poverty + illitrate hmmmm my fellow nairalanders fear dis two diseasesoooo,dey no mean gud 4 we humans @all,wat a miserable man anyway rest in peace n 4 d ashawo sorry go b ur name wen u start 2 carter 4dos children

poverty + "ILLITERATE"....olodo gidi ni ee

dannysteve99@ya:
My friend this is somebody wife for God sake .You don't make expenses joke like that .

lol....EXPENSES JOKE...wat won't I read here..u are a joker ursef

dannysteve99@ya:
My friend this is somebody wife for God sake .You don't make expenses joke like that .

lol....EXPENSES JOKE...wat won't I read here..u are a joker ursef

He asked a 9yr old kid to bend down....orishirishi

Chitexs250: See Clean Beauty here

why u post girraffe wey wear cloth here nw...mtcheeeeeew

Rooneyboy: Wow !

She's just breath taking.

bros u beta no allow am take ur breath...na die u dey so ooo..