Egg that's planted E. G garden egg

Soberdrunk cum see something oooo cx am not understading abeg

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Boda Banks, place your hand on your head and say after me,"Oh Lord, every broke lady running after me, hold their steps!! Every spiritual wife seeking for my downfall, collapse and DIE!!!"

My Case is different..

Oya Gbadura!!! Open your mouth and pray!!..........Von cum see sumtin oooo

ItsQuinn:
Awww.....Really appreciate it

But I've found someone already

Oh dear.....well wish u all d best with him and i can still remain on ur bosman list tho!!!

ItsQuinn:
I wish I could

Dont try it dear....its nt gud for ur health jare...instead find a guy that can take u to ur dreamland btw Quinny am on free transfer if u dnt mind!!!

garlicrey:
Pls help :-see what I saw in my girlfriends BAG

congrats u av just bn subtituted.....u knw moses nw benches willian at chelsea jst assume u r willian n d cucumber is moses....wat is left for u is cameo apperances congrats bro

zarakay:
wow I love this kinda news

zarakay:
wow I love this kinda news

zarakay:
wow I love this kinda news

lets make one too dearie

ItsQuinn:
I'm soo jealous

She's enjoying oh!

jealous Dat means u want trend on her footpath hmmm!!!

wiringdpt:
Weere ni op sha, whats wrong with ladies smoking shisha but its cool when guys do it. Alaaye go get job

den ur gf or wife must be an exhaust pipe or chimney if nothing is wrong....get sense bro THIS IS AFRICA!!!!!

STFUareyouGod:
Shingu hahahahahahaha. Dude yur so funny mehhhhnnn

thanks man...dont mind pipz dat take tinz too serious am here to av funny not to fight or cz war nor wreck havoc am tribalistic i want one nigeria (great one) i want the best i just want to be succeccful dats why i laugh alot so dat i wont spend my money on any sickness...bro be happy always no mata wah cz sum pipz joy is to see yhu sad even wen u r not happy smile dont give the haterz and enemies any chance ok....lets just av funnnn!!!!!!!!

Hadez:
I was a good girl back in high school

wah abt now and are yhu still a virgin?

ipledge10:
dude please go or i call cops for you

oga forget dat tin i go bribe police jare abi no naija police....Nubian 113 will be my wife soon...try to live with dat bro!!!

MrsPhyno:
wow u are very kind

kind?? Hmm MrsPhyno

Nubian113:



Erm.... I have no say till my husband Say's.


Ipledge10.... Baby come chat to this salesman

i no be salesman am the owner of my company and i control my world this man u are av no love for yhu cum to me baby and u will God is great

MrsPhyno:
U got my attention o

i just want to tell yhu u are my everyday crush

Nubian113:

my lawyer will like to meet ur lawyer to discuss the terms and clauses of the contract before puttin pen to paper ok

ipledge10:
Nubian113 who brought this dude here ?

ur contract with Nubian 113 will expire this summer without the hope of any renewal and am abt to sign for her just go look for another girl cx i don take over so #LeaveTrashForLawma lol!!!

MrsPhyno u attention is needed oooo ASAP

Nubian113 dis dude is not loyal just pray his transformer stop working or beta still....the january transfer window is opened u can bid for me am ready to play for yhu and together we shall win so many trophies but no loan deal strictly permanent deal/contract!!!

Behira:
Its just an innocent mistake...... haba

hian whc kind innocent mistake babe forget dah tin o am a living witness abegi make dat guy forget dat babe before its too late

sotall:
Its only in this present govt that the president triples as the judiciary,executive and legislature and even the petroleum minister

nigerians aint complainin and dats why u dont need visa to benin togo burkina faso chad niger mali senegal and other west african countries jus get ECOWAS passport dats all but dont think biafra o cx if u do u are on a long thing

cruzita:
seems they also have the highest number of HIV patients cos of their promiscuity

olodo its benue state jare....av decided not to contribute but juz dont want u to mislead pipu cx if i say wahz on my mind there will protests in the whole south east starting from tomorrow i want peace not war

MrsPhyno:
The airport where the AC is permanently broken and they use these huge industrial fans to blow humid air on everybody It's just too wack

eheya sowie wifey to be....dont worry i will buy u personal a.c......lol!!!

fbtowner:
Thunder wey go fire the girl wey I go use my money buy phone for wey go com dey ignore me still dey for army training ground

Besides I don't think I can even buy phone for my girlfriend. Lol. She must have over do some impressing stuff.

I think with my head not my dick

Op try to b like me

God will bless yhu o jare....aw i go fone for a girl u go con divorce me marry d fone God forbid i will find way of spoilin d fone i swear hmm i be correct street boy o #LeaveThrashForLawma

korel9:
APC trademark

Soaking of Dogs and Baboons in blood

u are d greatest FOOL the world had ever seen does d assasination has political undertone and is the state govern by APC and is the governor of the state ot a tout and is he not encouragin all sort of atrocities....try to be wise this year cx of ur unborn generation #BeWise #SayNoToFoolishPeople

MrsPhyno:

Ah, not yet but when the time comes eh
I will quote u on NL

aii i will be patiently waiting for yhu * in ADELE's voice*

MrsPhyno:
U are very kind

na God do am lyk dat......so are u interested MrsPhyno

MrsPhyno:
Are u offering?

yes of cxz

MrsPhyno:
And NLers dey still lie say ozban no dey

are u lookin for one

vivi:
my b-day was 2days ago the 17 of July.
i am hopin 2 have a birthday mate.

thanks for sharin d same day with me hope to meet u ooo.....i love july born and ours is unique 17-07 and am so haappyyy and i will be glad to see u and i hope u will make dat possible take care!!!

octopusfreaky:
lol

i sha no lie nau u neva try me...waitin for ur prompt response and green light

octopusfreaky:
not at all,,i dont do guys any longer ,,,sick and tired of Nigerian guys ....a

why nau....at least u av nt tried me pls try me first before givin up totally and if things dont work out u can den go back to ur *coughs*