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Politics / Re: Fuel Issue by shinkafi(m): 11:30am On May 12, 2006
Thanks Afeni, I just want to know what the long roll at the filling station all about. Whether is fuel scarcity or price increment?
Politics / Re: Third Term Agenda <Vote, Comments> by shinkafi(m): 2:58pm On May 11, 2006
3rd term is about stealing and looting our money. Vote against it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Food / How To Make Simple Cake For A Tryer (help) by shinkafi(m): 2:52pm On May 11, 2006
Can someone help me in the house? I want to learn how to bake simple cake at home for personal consumption. I need to know the ingredient, the measurement , the mixture and the oven temperature?

I will be wailting for your kindy response!
Health / What Is Terigion by shinkafi(m): 2:44pm On May 11, 2006
Optician Doctor in the house, can u pls tell me the meaning of TERIGION and what are it side effect if someone do not want it scrap off?

Am wailting for you advise(s)
Politics / Fuel Issue by shinkafi(m): 2:32pm On May 11, 2006
what is happening again! is there increments in the fuel price or its scare?
Jokes Etc / Hausa Flight Control by shinkafi(m): 3:49pm On May 09, 2006
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.

Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"

"Do you copy?"

Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"

British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"

Kano tower; - "kai haba!"

British Airways; - "sorry tower couldn’t get that"

Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"

British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"

Kano tower;- "Walahi?"

British Airways; - "Negative didn’t copy"

Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"

British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont respond"

Kano tower; - "kai!"

British Airways; - "negative didn’t copy that tower"

Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin =

fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"

British Airways; - "Negative, can’t activate the landing gear"

Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'

British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"

Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"

British Airways; - "okay what?"

Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead)!
Jokes Etc / Naija Pple Nah Wah Ooo by shinkafi(m): 3:46pm On May 09, 2006
How you dey,

Na wa 4 u self. U sabi waka oooooo. I hear say u &
Grace comot 4 morning and U came back with Joy.

U spent ur night with Peace and woke with Blessing discusing about the
Favour waiting 4 u at the office,while Happiness and Prosperity are
waiting
for you in the car.

Make u carry go becos na so dem go follow u
through out this year. God has blessed you and it cannot be reversed.

Have a lovely day!! Your dream will not die, your plans will not fail,
your
destiny will not be aborted, the desires of your heart will be
granted.

Say a big AMEN. Money will know ! ur Name and
Address from now on.

If u desire to claim it send it to every good friend of yours.

THE GRACE OF GOD MAKES A MAN
FUNCTION WITHOUT STRUGGLE. KEEP SHINNING,

IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE

Shinkafi
Romance / Is It True That Marriage Is A Capital Intensive Project? by shinkafi(m): 3:34pm On May 09, 2006
Hello Naija pple, i really need your advise on this issue. I am planning to get marry soon but my friends keep telling me that marriage is capital intensive project that i shouldn't waste my money rather i should do introduction and registry marriage. Am ok financially but scare cus of my friends.
Politics / Naija Politics by shinkafi(m): 3:18pm On May 09, 2006
Should Obasanjo Continue or Not? Your pool will be highly appreciate!

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