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Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Davido's NYSC Photos, Despite Being A Superstar by ShinskeNakamura: 6:23am On Aug 29, 2018
He should just wait. Evil BMC is coming for his head.... Just watch as the racoons come soon!

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Politics / Re: Aguiyi Ironsi & Babangida At A Reception In 1966 (Throwback Photo) by ShinskeNakamura: 6:20am On Aug 29, 2018
Racoon:

And so why is the APC lying as usual to use the presidency as a bargaining chip for 2019

You know the oil soup lickers usually think they are smart. But 2023 will teach them a very bitter lesson. Lets see how a Yoruba man will ever rule this country again!

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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Her ‘HIV’ Boyfriend Who Is Intentionally Spreading The Virus (Pics) by ShinskeNakamura: 6:17am On Aug 29, 2018
Before this is taken to front page, the veracity of this story should be ascertained.

Lalasticlala, take note. This maybe a pained, dumped woman who is tarnishing the image of a guy and her new girlfriend.

She now decided to pay a useless blogger to do her dirty job. Thanks.
TV/Movies / Re: Screenwriter, Tomi Adesina Accuses Irokotv Of “swings” Copyright Infringement by ShinskeNakamura: 6:54am On Jul 06, 2018
Mehn, this is bad on all levels. I really feel for this young lady. I hate bullies with passion and if I had the chance, I will beat the hell out of that JasonNjoku. Ask him why he did this now and he will tell you that the gal is a small gal and he will handle her case with money. This is Nigeria. A very useless nation where anything goes.
Mr Jason will pump money into the courts to make sure the case dies.


How I wish I had the money to take up this girls case. Because before you know it, Mr Jason Njoku will buy up the lawyers. Yes.... Its that bad.

Nigeria is a shytholle!

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Politics / Re: Twitter User Describes Macron's Visit To Nigeria & Got People Talking by ShinskeNakamura: 5:52am On Jul 05, 2018
zombieTRACKER:


Buhari brought death to our door steps
He brought hunger...
He brought poverty ...statistics show we have taken over from India as the numero uno in the world
He brought unemployment... Companies are closing shops and relocating to other favorable countries like Ghana.. Latest now is P&G
He brought nepotism .... A look at his appointments will convince you.. Our security apparatus is under the North
He brought tribalism... Division... Ethnicity
He brought corruption... Looted funds are unaccounted for and is being relooted.those in the ruling party are given free pass to our treasury ..maina came back through the back door... Burutai Dubai mansions are there for all to see

Buhari has nothing to offer except propaganda and lies
He is only good at gallivanting round the world and taking pictures.. When sick.. He moves to a London hospital with tax payers money..

Health sector is dead... A visit to any government hospital will bring tears to your eyes
Power is nothing to be happy about... Businesses are suffering... The roads are still death traps.. Nothing works... Anarchy looms

Why are you preaching to that bbq business failed entity? You think he really loves Buhari? He is just seeking attention in a bid to see if they will invite him to be a laptop boy in Abuja spreading fake lies from APC headquarters.

Have you ever wondered why he is always screaming? Using the symbol ! in all his sentences? Its because he wants to be heard! He is always craving attention. Who knows... Who just knows... Maybe the Osibanjo team may just invite him.

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Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 4:26pm On Jul 02, 2018
mikkyjagga1:
You sound like a pained kid, hope all you wrote below is done to your mum and sisters in like manner!

Geraway you... Animal!

Politics / Re: Phase 4 Of 2nd Niger Bridge Will Be Completed In July - Lai Mohammed (Photos) by ShinskeNakamura: 8:14am On Jun 29, 2018
Useless people. Any Igbo man that buys this propaganda issa fooll.

Everyday the same story. Please, how long does it take again to complete a bridge? 8 years?

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Phones / Re: Concept Behind 9MOBILE 1gb For 200 by ShinskeNakamura: 8:07am On Jun 29, 2018
henryobinna:
Well I happen to be one of those 'lucky users' if that's a thing. Been using since it was launched, and it has helped me a lot I use 1G a day and it's exactly 1gig for me

cheesy cheesy cheesy

This Etisalat plan is life saving. Funny enough, I have 3 sims each that are eligible. I have them since 2012 and was lucky all are working.

I have used so many apps to measure the data and they are honest in their transactions. Its truely 1GB.
Politics / Re: I Am Sure Nigerians Have Forgetten About The tanker Victims. by ShinskeNakamura: 7:57am On Jun 29, 2018
resurgent2019:


My brother, shame catch me ooo but I wholly agree with mazi Nnamdi Kanu.

Just yesterday, there was another accident. What did you notice about these trailer with container?

Politics / Re: I Am Sure Nigerians Have Forgetten About The tanker Victims. by ShinskeNakamura: 7:40am On Jun 29, 2018
resurgent2019:


That we are not a serious country. Very simple.

The struggle continues today—only for us to lament after another tragedy. I am a Yoruba man but I now understand when Nnamdi called Nigeria a zoo. In other developed and stable climes, heads will be rolling by now for this avoidable tragedy. But in Nigeria, things go on like nothing happened. We have no value for human life. We just and die like animals. Only the rich are safe in Nigeria.

Chai... Chai.... So u people now believe in Nnamdi Kanu? Chai.... God of the heavenly virtues. What this man saw and was liberating people.... Mainly Yoruba people pulled him down...

Chai!
Politics / Re: Imo Assembly Suspends 4 Lawmakers Over Deputy Gov’s Impeachment Plot by ShinskeNakamura: 6:17am On Jun 28, 2018
Okorochas days are numbered. The day he will die, nobody will be at home.
Useless, Fat imbeccile.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Threat Of War Is Fake- Muric by ShinskeNakamura: 6:10am On Jun 28, 2018
Why is this useless Yoruba moozlem still licking ass? Christians are being killed and he is waging Jihad against the South? When we call Yorubas ass lickers now, the Yoruba mods on this mystic forum will start handing out bans like wedding souvenirs. Just look at what this animal is saying now.

Who gives a fucck if Pulanis are preparing for war? Do they think we are going to fold our arms and watch them kill us? We will war them back them back too.

I trust my Igbo brothers and trust my Yoruba brethren too to some extent even though they are backstabbers.

I trust Igbos to defend the greater South when the time comes. The last time I checked, Fulanis are cowards that strike at night when people are sleeping. If they are strong, let them come out during the day.

We will use them to mop floor. Bloody animals.

An Igbo man eats two balls of Akpu averagely per day. The Fulani drinks smelling cow milk directly from the nipples of a cow. Who do you think will be the warrior and stronger?

The only problem is that its so unfortunate that Nigerians ammunitions cache is stashed in their zone. Even the so called ones in the Yoruba zones are being controlled by them because Yorubas refuse to learn. They think diplomacy works every time.

But shots will be fired soon!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Sack All Security Chiefs On The Security Of The Nation by ShinskeNakamura: 5:58am On Jun 28, 2018
sarrki:
Mr President I was one of your die hard fan

But seriously I thought this is coming late!!!

Since the killings on mambilla plateau and Benue I had expected this

Jos was a catastrophe that could have been averted

You set up committee to look into the matter
What was the lesson learnt? What was there recommendations?

That mean they don’t do there work or you didn’t read it

Seriously I liked you , but I love Nigeria better

People are been killed daily

Your handlers have failed you

Mr President in clear terms YOU HAVE FAILED ME and my likes on this

You must really think that we are iddiots to believe in this rubbish you typed. What do you take us for? Dunces!

Shege there bro.

Let me tell you, Igbos have won again! You people thought we are stupidd but we have really thought you guys that atimes, being sophisticated and smart does not work all times. We know you guys like you know us.

This government that you people installed is on you Yorubas. The blood of all the innocents is on your head. No need whining. Useless BMCs all over Nairaland will be judged by God.

During Jonathan tenure, you people were making fun of him calling him weak... Now, what is happening? We thought Buhari is the al Messiah and strongest man alive? Why were Northern Almajiris running after Atiku in Bauchi Yesterday?

I can remember how many times Jonathan changed service chiefs when they failed during his tenure. Even Ihejirika that is an Igbo son was changed too. Even though Igbos voted Jonathan! But will buhari being a useless ethnic bigot ever try such with his useless Pulani brethren?

Call me tribal or whatever bullshit that suits you. Who is not tribal in Nigeria? Tell me one tribe that is not tribal! Nonsense!

Mind you that you are talking to somebody that can speak Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo fluently. I have lived in all parts of Nigeria as a successful Igbo man and I can tell you that every Nigerian is pathetically tribal!

Rubbish!

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Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 5:09am On Jun 28, 2018
hkidola00:
hmmm study shows u might finally sleep with same woman raw after multiple sex with her, just becareful

Me? Sleep with a woman raw? Even my wife, I can never sleep with her raw not to talk of random Nigerian girl.

The next question is: How do I get her preggers? Quite simple!

In vitro fertilization. They will extract her eggs and extract my sperm too. Then fertilize them in a Lab. Boom... Baby appears. They inject it back into her body through the uterus. Do you know how I know she will agree to all this? I will make excess money simple!

You think am a psycho? Nop. Am not. Believe me bro when I tell you that 70% of Nigerian men are training children that are not theirs. You may think am lying but there is 90% chance that one of your brothers or Sisters is not really yours.

Just to let you know, am a highly successful man. Don't think am just a random beggar boy bashing women online.

My haunch tells me you are young too. Listen to my advice of you want to live long. Evolve to see women as thrash even your future wife. Because when the gbege starts, you will come to believe me.

My life does not suck and it doesn't suck to be me. I am more happy than you can imagine. Pursue your peace.

Let me tell you a boss move story you can learn one or two from.

There was this very beautiful girl I ordered for the weekend. We pretended as if we are dating and love each other. She was smart and am smart too. The plan on my side was for the both of us to have a wonderful weekend all expenses on me. We will drink, eat and fucck to our fill. Then at the end, I will give her a small token for her time. But this bittch had other plans. As we were drinking, she thought I was drunk and used style to start complaining about her phone. She now told me that she needed a phone. Being that I didnt want to loose the fucck I wanted to fucck, I agreed on the condition that it will be next week. My plan was to fucck and forget that she was created. But this gal was smart. She sensed my plans and told me ok... No problem. Around 10 pm, we entered our room that I paid 10k for. When it was time to do the do, this bitcch ass mule told me that she has to suspend the fucck till next week too. I thought this gal was joking oo. She went into the bathroom, took her birth, wore a bum short and 2 Pyjamas she came with and then went under the duver. Wow! To make matters worse, she called her friend and described the hotel she was lodging.... Just in case!

Me? Fall for such claptrap bitcch antics? So I will appear on Nairaland tomorrow as a rapist because of a thirsty bitcch? I didn't even talk much. But man, I was having blue balls and my pennis was so erect. I looked in the mirror and saw her smiling sheepishly on the bed. She was so happy that I was passing through pains because she thought she has boxed me into a corner.

I said no... Am not going to be caught up with this iddiot. Before her, I took my phone and called another student girl named becky. I told her to come. I transferred 5k to her account, called an Uber to go pick her up. I went down to the reception and paid for the next room close to the one me and the iddiot gal was sleeping. Can you believe that when this animal saw that am not joking, she started acting all nice telling me that she was joking. I nearly gave her a blow on her belly. But I didnt want to wound her.

Within 40 minutes, becky arrived... Yellow Paw Paw! I paid her extra 2k to increase her screaming and shouting during the fucck. We were next to the room her fellow bittch was sleeping na. You can imagine between me and her who was happy and is still happy.

In the Morning, I was in the Bar drinking hot tea and soft bread with Becky. The other gal passed like an iddiot on her way home and I was smiling sheepishly this time around!

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Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 10:11pm On Jun 27, 2018
Alamala1:
bro I swear down there's nothing I repeat nothing that you can compare being single not in any God forsaken relationship you the benefits are just too many like you don't even bother about any girl getting dicked at your back, As a single guy I take myself shopping, take myself out to the restaurant, have time to think about my mum she's the most precious person in my life not some random hoes who can go behind my back and kollet dick like say tomorrow no dey I just marvel at how some pussy niggas carry girl matter for head like gala there was this girl that came around my crib around two weeks ago I swear down don't open mouth talk say I love her talkless of toasting her the girls been head over heels for me fast forward she came around at around some time she was receiving calls with one mumu the Ote been dey toast her dry waste airtime for like almost 30mins me wey my Preek Don dey vx just Cooly slid it into her mouth as she dey slurp d Mumu dey think say no ntwrk cause am

Keep fucckin them bro. But always use protection. Nigerian gals are diseased animals. And when fucckin them, don't go too hard so condom doesn't break. Just pretend she is just some random toilet you have to offload your junk and move on to the next toilet when you are pressed again.

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Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 10:07pm On Jun 27, 2018
hkidola00:
bro,i know someone who lived Dis life u highlighted and ended up with HIV, nairalanders hailing u for ur comment won't be there when u get a disease
also u have to give ur girlfriend something too no matter how little, but don't say someone is fucking her behind ur back, u can be suspicious only if her lifestyle has seemingly upgraded and u know she can't afford it

What makes you think I will ever sleep with a woman that is not my wife without protection? Do you know the amount of STD, Viral and Bacterial Diseases resident in the average Nigerian girl pussey?

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Given A Girl Mouth Action by ShinskeNakamura: 6:36pm On Jun 27, 2018
A disease free one has an iron taste. Any other taste apart from that is disease. Beware of mouth herpes.

Nigerian females are one of the dirtiest Mammals to grace mother earth.

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Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 2:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:




KEEP YO SHÎT TO YO SELF MAN.
Man-Hoe be gone!

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Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 2:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:




KEEP YO SHÎT TO YO SELF MAN.
Man-Hoe be gone!

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Technology Market / Re: Apple Macbook Air A1370 11.6" 128gb Ssd 4gb Ram- Super Clean- Us Used by ShinskeNakamura: 6:52am On Jun 27, 2018
cassette:
I have picture evidences of the laptop they sold me, when I was unfortunate to open it, you need to see the way the board or whatever had been reworked, several cables, cut and held up with paper tape, yes I know its not a new laptop, but only a wicked person would sell such to someone for sudden or selfish gains, ok I still tried reaching a compromise with them, they won't get back to you, as long as u have made your purchase and you are not calling for a new purchase, suddenly they would all be forming busy, but try reaching them with another number and want to buy something, they suddenly would reply to you, but when this issue came up they suddenly won't get back to you. I can confidently say, if you have quality in mind and you are looking for a long lasting products, u have to look beyond these guys if not, na sorry be your name !!!

I know there type. Very wicked and heartless. Once their money enters their hand, voicemail straight!

Before you payed them, they were so nice and sweet abi? Wicked Souls everywhere!
Romance / Re: Single Life Too Sweet Abeg!! by ShinskeNakamura: 4:01am On Jun 27, 2018
mimimile93:


Single life is not just sweet it's the sweetest.

The following are what I enjoy as a single man.

1. Freedom to post and upload anything or pic I want. No girl asking me (who is she?)

2. No locking of my phones cause of one useless ediot call babe.

3. No sending airtime or money to any leech..

4. I sleep like a baby every night. (no thinking of who my bae is bleeping that night. As we all know babes are prostitutes in disguised.)

5. I have more time for myself.

6. I fvck different ho.es and I owe no one explanation.

7. Internal peace

The list is endless..

God bless you forever. Look up the comments and see bitchees whining about True Love. I pity any iddiot guy that will believe that crap. There is nothing like true love without money.

Just last week, I gave a good fuccking to a fleshy Unizik gal for 5k. Na de so called Big gals oo. What pained me really was the boyfriend that was calling through the night. This girl was sucking my dickk and was still telling the boyfriend how she truely loves him. Kai... Guys sef. When Una go get sense?

Even if your wife or gal loves you without money, thats because she has another guy she is fuccking behind that provides all her needs. Believe me when I tell you this. Women are hardwired to be leeches and bitchees forever.

Nothing Like True Love Ma Niggas.

N.B
The only other time a gal will also maybe try to truely love you is when she is desperate and wants to answer the Mrs title especially when her biological clock is ticking fast. Also Especially when she has been over used and is getting old real quick. She doesn't even mind sweeping your house and the whole Lagos state just to look wife material. She doesnt mind fattening you up like a calf with food. She will fill your fridge with different dishes every weekend. My own is this... Even if you want sweep from Lagos to Onitsha, once the weekend is over... You are gone from my house!

New Gal for the next week. When am done, I will find a baby mama that will bear my children like Timaya while I have time to fucck other nyanshes... Toto too sweet to be stuck to one for life abeg...

God gave women their pussyy for our enjoyment abeg. Lets all enjoy a good Pussyy please.

Keep fucckin them brodas. But always use protection. Nigerian gals are diseased animals. And when fucckin them, don't go too hard so condom doesn't break. Just pretend she is just some random toilet you have to offload your junk and move on to the next toilet when you are pressed again.

My life does not suck and it doesn't suck to be me. I am more happy than you can imagine. Pursue your peace.

Let me tell you guys a boss move story you can learn one or two from.

There was this very beautiful girl I ordered for the weekend. We pretended as if we are dating and love each other. She was smart and am smart too. The plan on my side was for the both of us to have a wonderful weekend all expenses on me. We will drink, eat and fucck to our fill. Then at the end, I will give her a small token for her time. But this bittch had other plans. As we were drinking, she thought I was drunk and used style to start complaining about her phone. She now told me that she needed a phone. Being that I didnt want to loose the fucck I wanted to fucck, I agreed on the condition that it will be next week. My plan was to fucck and forget that she was created. But this gal was smart. She sensed my plans and told me ok... No problem. Around 10 pm, we entered our room that I paid 10k for. When it was time to do the do, this bitcch ass mule told me that she has to suspend the fucck till next week too. I thought this gal was joking oo. She went into the bathroom, took her birth, wore a bum short and 2 Pyjamas she came with and then went under the duver. Wow! To make matters worse, she called her friend and described the hotel she was lodging.... Just in case!

Me? Fall for such claptrap bitcch antics? So I will appear on Nairaland tomorrow as a rapist because of a thirsty bitcch? I didn't even talk much. But man, I was having blue balls and my pennis was so erect. I looked in the mirror and saw her smiling sheepishly on the bed. She was so happy that I was passing through pains because she thought she has boxed me into a corner.

I said no... Am not going to be caught up with this iddiot. Before her, I took my phone and called another student girl named becky. I told her to come. I transferred 5k to her account, called an Uber to go pick her up. I went down to the reception and paid for the next room close to the one me and the iddiot gal was sleeping. Can you believe that when this animal saw that am not joking, she started acting all nice telling me that she was joking. I nearly gave her a blow on her belly. But I didnt want to wound her.

Within 40 minutes, becky arrived... Yellow Paw Paw! I paid her extra 2k to increase her screaming and shouting during the fucck. We were next to the room her fellow bittch was sleeping na. You can imagine between me and her who was happy and is still happy.

In the Morning, I was in the Bar drinking hot tea and soft bread with Becky. The other gal passed like an iddiot on her way home and I was smiling sheepishly this time around!

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