JMOI: Hahaha. You go fear competition na

JMOI: .

Eklektika:

Very smart answer,my guy! But who do you think can/would break his incredible run of consistently scoring from the penalty spot?

JMOI: FYI, Lampard is considered to be the best penalty taker in the history of football after Graham Le Tissier, who missed only one spot kick in over 49 attempts!

Enegod: United team: De Gea; Fabio, Ferdinand,
Vidic, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Anderson,
Young; Rooney, Van Persie.
Subs: Amos,
Evans, Chicharito, Cleverley, Zaha, Fellaini,
Januzaj..

busar: Signs of end time. End time tins as dem dey talk am

U09ce: Subhanallah. While our brothers and sisters are out there wallowing in abject poverty in Somalia, Afghanistan, Niger, Mali etc the Saudis are trying to break world records in vanity skyscrapers. Wallahi this is very disheartening to the Muslim world. But the Prophet (SAW) informed of all these current happenings towards the end of the world. I read somewhere in the book :The End of the World, that towards the end of time, tall buildings will be built in Makkah emerging higher than the surrounding mountains in the Haram; which is now evident with the Abraj al bayt dwarfing the mountains. May Allah (SWA) increase us in Eeman in these difficult times and save us from the fitnahs of the end times.

tbaba1234: Ibn Shaybah narrated with his Isnaad from Ya'la ibn 'Ata that his father said, "I was holding the reins of Abdullah ibn 'Amr (r.a.) and he said: "How will you be when you destroy the House (Ka'abah) and do not leave one stone on top of another? They asked, "Will we still be Muslims?" He said, "You will still be Muslims." They asked, "Then what?" He said: "Then it (the Ka'abah) will be rebuilt in the most beautiful way. When you see tunnels built in Makkah and you see its buildings taller than its mountains, know that the matter (The Hour) is close at hand." (Akhbaar Makkah: Jayyid report)

Okija juju:


Mr. OP

Please kill more pigfuckers..

Shoot em all dead.

Dont ever forget to wear your kevlar vest.

Remember to stay sharp and be on alert for ambushes as these pigfuckers have no regard for the rules of combat.

The gods will guide you as you fight for this nation..

Mr Aboki: Mr. OP


So na you dey shoot my people quo?!

For ya mind, you go think say you be James Bond..



_{Anyways.. I seriously commend your efforts on the battle field.. Please spare no Pigfuckers.. Take no Prisoners. 1 pig fucker, 2 shots.. 1 to the head, one to the chest. Please always remember to wear your Kevlar vest. Beware of Suicide bombers and roadside IEDs. Also beware of women in Hijab. Show no mercy.. Please pack extra mags with you everytime you go out.. AND REMEMBER:: If they catch you, you are dead, so why should you take them alive}

naptu2:

Those things usually annoy and irritate me, but there's one incident that I'll never forget.

Someone posted a very long article. Just as I was thinking that someone would quote the entire thing and write "k" I saw two posts. The first poster wrote "One mumu will soon quote the entire post and write rubbish". The second poster quoted him and wrote, "I don't know what's wrong with those people. Someone needs to do something about it". Then a guy comes along, quotes the entire article (the first post) and writes "I am that mumu".

I almost fell off my chair.

ibkaye: Strangely still doesn't put me off

tutulicious: I was in the same shoe and still falls for it sometimes. I decided to switch to fruits. You could blend them paw paw, pineapple, watermelon, apples, and veggies too carrot, might not be easy but since you are replacing the soft drink with a healthy drink it would be easier.

Krasid: Modric plays the role of a Central Midfielder, his major role is to direct play and hold on to possession, Whilst Isco and Ozil plays the role of an attacking midfielder, they are expected to provide the assist for the strikers and help them by scoring some goals sometimes.

siddiq202: I noticed since Ozil left Real, there has been talk about how the burden will be on Isco without anyone mentioning Modric. Why is it so please? Is Modric not up to the task yet?

Jarus:
Being an Offa man, if I tell them that Shaytaan is the one deceiving them to do all those things, they will skin me alive. Unfortunate.

Some even claim they saw Bulala is Saudi.

I know bulala personally as a kid that grew up in Offa and I had personal encounter with him. I remember going to school one day (shortly before he died in 1989) when me and my primary school friends saw him on our way to school and he gave us banana. I dare not tell my people this, but truth, with the kind of behaviour exhibited by him during his lifetime (walking around the community like a deranged person, locking himself in his room for many days without going to mosque, and other strange practices), I'm convinced, from my later understanding of Islam, he was possessed by jinn, which misled millions of people, and still misleading them today, 24 years after his death. Allah knows best.