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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Asks: "Does Sex On The First Date Mean She Is Cheap?" by simmis: 8:44am On Feb 23, 2018
No! It simply means she liked him long before he noticed her. For her she had fantasizes dating him decade ago. Men should be happy there found love at first sight and not regard anyone as cheap. For me I feel it's even pride and low self esteem to start feeling you are expensive and has a price tag
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Tobi Bakre – I Started Having Sex At 12, Had Gonorrhea At 17 by simmis: 8:31am On Feb 23, 2018
That was quite tender. But, you are good to go now.
Romance / Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by simmis: 8:25am On Feb 23, 2018
I have heard some ladies say even worse. Like, I cannot compliment any man o, before he starts feeling important. Me am like, so a man should feel less important nee[qu ote author=urbanemind post=65300904]its very obvious from all d comments here,
'THE GUY ARE HAPPY'
'THE LADIES ARE PAINED'
imagine someone talking about installing camera in d houseWTF**K.

Guys buy houses for ladies all d time without blinking, I wonder what d big deal is here...[/quote]
Romance / Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by simmis: 8:17am On Feb 23, 2018
Lol grin grin grin grin
MVLOX:
I knw dis Nigeria film na
Events / Re: Twin Sisters Wed Same Day (Photos) by simmis: 2:10pm On Oct 18, 2017
Go away!!! You don't have eyes. See complete endowment there grin grin grin. You need to go to any eye clinic around you
consultancy:
beautiful ladies, thou the slim one is more beautiful. may God bless their union with lots of twins.
Celebrities / Re: Mickailia Ila Adu And His Bearded Face (Photos) by simmis: 4:52pm On Sep 30, 2017
It seems people don't know the anatomy of a tranny. Her dick is longer than your own let me tell you. grin grin grin grin
tomdon:
Irritating

Does she now have a dick??
She's still being fvcked with long dicks and claiming man. Mcheew
Romance / Re: Man Exposes Ex-girlfriend Begging Him For Sex (photos) by simmis: 10:19pm On Sep 22, 2017
Shey when women dey share, it is mature abi?
Kobicove:
I think it's very immature to share the contents of a private discussion social media undecided
Sports / Re: Tiemoue Bakayoko Crashes £150,000 Mercedes SUV by simmis: 2:36am On Sep 22, 2017
Mechanic: Bakayoko, here is your car. We have got it fix. Bakayoko: Na! I can't drive that car anymore, its embarrassing. Take it away.
obafemee80:
Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko has been involved in a car crash on his way home from the club's Cobham training ground.
Bakayoko is understood not to have suffered any serious injury after the incident which has been described as minor.
He was driving his £150,000 Mercedes G63 AMG SUV when the crash happened on Blundel Lane, which is a five-minute drive from Chelsea's training complex in Surrey.

The 23-year-old's brother, Namory, had previously raised concerns over Tiemoue driving in England, claiming that he doesn't like driving on the left side of the road.

'Tiemoue told me he wasn't allowing himself to drive because he thinks it's too crazy driving on the left! But he'll get round to it,' he said.
In a statement, Surrey Police confirmed the incident. 'Surrey Police attended Blundel Lane in Oxshot around 4.40pm following a one vehicle collision,' a spokesperson said.

The driver did not suffer any injuries. There were delays for drivers while the vehicle awaited recovery.'
The player, who joined the Blues in the summer for £40million from Monaco, is expected to be well enough for Saturday's fixture against Stoke.

Bakayoko has already impressed Chelsea manager Antonio Conte.
He was given his first start for the Premier League champions against Nottingham Forest in the third round of the Carabao Cup on Wednesday night.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4907550/Tiemoue-Bakayoko-involved-minor-car-crash.html


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Romance / Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by simmis: 4:59pm On Sep 17, 2017
My brother thank you. I fucking hate girls
eyeview:
Sometimes, its this girls that lead the man on.
About ten years ago, i had a female friend. I never saw her as a girl friend. She was a football fan,so on weekends, she will stop by my house for us to watch matches. I even saw her more as a guy than a girl. If her team gets beaten,i will call her to laugh her into scorn. Nothing emotional.
Then she started demanding things girls would demand of their boyfriend. For eg, she would nag of how i wont take her to eat shawarma or isi ewu etc. How i have never bought her an expensive gift nor paid for her hair do. Some i obliged,some i didnt.
After a while, i thought she had believed that she was in a romantic relationship with me, so to find out i decided to make a move on her and see her reaction. She started behaving like the lady in this story. Started telling me how we are friends and not in a relationship. I became confused because if we arent doing boyfriend and girlfriend, why putting me under the pressure you ought to reserve for your boyfriend.
I was relieved because i didnt want anything relationship with her.
I can bet you that this girl here was behind the guy's reaction. They like eating their cake and having it

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Family / Re: My Elder Brother's Wife Beat My Mum (Picture) by simmis: 12:18pm On Jun 29, 2017
Greenbullet:
if you have trained kids, then you should know how a child feels when someone tries to insult his mother
Green bullet is still busy reacting to posts. you no go beat her again? cheesy cheesy cheesy Yoruba man gragra na im u dey do.

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Romance / Re: Think Twice About Your Relationship If Your Partner Does Not Have These Three Qu by simmis: 5:14pm On Jun 03, 2017
importexpert:
When you read some articles online, they give a lot of dos and don’ts about relationships that are bigger than our Nigerian constitution. These codes are so many that trying to keep all of them can turn a full blooded human to a robot. The point is: while some of the dos and don’ts are valid, they are not always necessary. What works in one relationship may not work in another. This results in partial success and partial failure.
But some things are so essential that you should not overlook them. They form the core of every true relationship. You may refer to them as the engine a successful relationship. Among a plethora of such things, three qualities stand out the most. If they are present in you and your partners, your relationship will weather any storm irrespective of the do’s and don’ts that have been set by others. You can find them below.

1. Teachable: Webster dictionary defines “teachable” as being ‘able and willing to learn’. This is by far the most vital quality. No matter how horrible your partner may be, if they have this one quality, there is still hope. Nobody enters into a relationship being perfect. We must all have a deficit in one way or the other. The ability to be open to learn and change for the happiness of another person is what counts. If your partner does not know how to show love, how to cook, how to tidy up a home or any other thing but is willing to learn, you have a treasure. Too many people will instead just say “That is the way I am and I can’t change for anybody. Deal with it.” It takes a lot of gut and humility to admit that you are doing something wrong and have the desire to learn to do it right. If your partner is rigid and is not willing to learn, you had better think twice.

2. Devotion: You may substitute this word for “commitment.” Love is easy; commitment is difficult. Love is a feeling that comes and goes; commitment remains whether the feeling is present or not. Devotion is what makes someone want to keep a relationship even it is not convenient. It is what makes a partner continually watch out for the interest of another even when they do not feel like it. It is the quality of sticking to someone no matter the challenges. It is what keeps your partner by your side even if they find someone more attractive than you. You would want a partner that would remain committed to you even when they do not feel they love you. It is from this quality that other things like sacrifice spring up. If you doubt your partner’s commitment to you and your relationship, you should have a second thought. Many dating relationships and marriages crash because one partner did not learn how to be devoted during the ups and down of life.

3. Tolerance: If your partner has a quick temper, there is a problem. If your partner is fond of flaring up at the slightest provocation, your relationship is sitting on a time bomb. You need someone who is tolerant when they see your flaws. You will make mistakes. You will commit unimaginable blunders. You will say things you never mean. You will do things that you never really planned to do. You will hurt your partner even without knowing. If you want to argue the previous statements, you need to come to terms with your humanity. Face the truth: you are not perfect. To err is human. But in all, your partner needs to be someone who can forgive and be accommodating of your flaws. And this is why tolerance is crucial. A successful relationship is one where the partners have mastered the art of forgiveness and tolerance.

In conclusion, you will notice that love does not make the list. The reason is because this list is Reality 101. While love is important, it is not a quality a partner can possess. Rather, it is what is felt between two people and the feeling can be erratic. A durable relationship needs more than just love; it needs more of teachability, commitment, and tolerance.

Do you agree with Me cheesy?
wisest word ever
Politics / Re: Ambode Sacks Chaplain For Disrespecting His Wife by simmis: 8:27pm On May 27, 2017
dondavinchi:



https://punchng.com/anointing-service-drama-ambode-sacks-chaplain-24-hours-after-sunday-service-priest-family-thrown-out-of-residence-for-disrespecting-govs-wife/amp/
Women!!!!! angry That was how one women told me she is not used to obey command, but give command, when she came for treatment. For my mind I'm like 'ebi like sickness never hold you well well yet'
Travel / Re: Policeman Hit By Car Dies In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by simmis: 7:55pm On May 27, 2017
seunlly:
Mehn it painful
may your gentle or stubborn soul rest I. perfect peace..
lol!!! stubborn soul grin grin grin
Education / Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by simmis: 10:13am On May 17, 2017
Ok...

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