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Religion / Re: PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME SUPPORTS LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT COVID-19 RELIEF EFFORTS by simplymee: 6:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
This is a laudable one as we know that Government cannot do it all by themselves. We look forward to many others coming forth in such times to make things happen for many especially in inner cities .
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Remember? by simplymee: 12:07pm On Jun 20, 2016
I surely remember spending my tfare and trekking home with the guys just to enjoy the gist along the way home
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Remember? by simplymee: 4:37pm On Feb 24, 2016
I surely remember using a wooden safe deposit box that we popularly called 'KOLO" so as to ensure you had saving skills. I also remembering elder ones breaking and entering the BOX to remove the coins we saved.
Back in the days sha
Politics / Re: Major SK Umaru: Another Brave Hero Killed By Boko Haram Bullets [photos] by simplymee: 11:45pm On Dec 18, 2014
@ bjims
Thank you for your incisive low down. He happened to be our course mate. I was with eskay thru Afms and still remember his admission into NDA(ACA as we popularly called it). He was brilliant and a perfect officer as well as a gentleman. He jokingly told me that I had grown taller than Afms days when I saw him after Afms. Was always happy to see him as he was one of the persons that motivated me always(moments with him were priceless). I recall the call I received from him in 2007 about been posted to my state(Bayelsa...JTF) saying " O boy motiwasi iluyin" and I was so glad feeling that my main man was in town. We travelled often from J Town to Lag back then in Afms.
I had to go to KD from Otukpo were I was serving as a Corp member to actually Anchor(MC) his wedding reception as I was excited that my Bro was getting married.Hmmmmm
I visited him at Bori Camp earlier this year in his office and he was very charming as always. My Eskay....you were more than a friend to me. An inspiration, course mate, pillar. Its very well. You even told me that you were getting set for my wedding when it will take place (2015)....still hold that gist in my mind.
Have not really been myself sha coming to terms that u are not here. Even on our forum u were still "Overall". God bless your memories Eskay. I greet your wife and kids as indeed would see them later. I salute you knowing we shall see again to part no more.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by simplymee: 4:14pm On Dec 14, 2011
I give am to STUDIO CFR bros no stop to rep. the section oooo. GBAM.
Religion / Re: *~ Joagbaje Voted The Religion Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by simplymee: 4:09pm On Dec 14, 2011
Wow! This award pass the normal national award the GCON, GCFR , OON et al. Well I would like to nominate the ff:
1.DONNIE
2.JOAGBAJE
Jokes Etc / Re: Abraham, Abraham by simplymee: 6:53pm On Oct 10, 2011
some people bossom go get hunger inside or black belle as the case may be
Jokes Etc / Re: One For Me,one For You by simplymee: 6:51pm On Oct 10, 2011
okay ooooo. we need to be careful wetin we hear be that
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Embarrasing Moment by simplymee: 7:02pm On Sep 10, 2011
wow! it is not easy oooo to read all these stories .
Culture / Re: The Longest Nigerian Name You've Heard by simplymee: 10:57am On Aug 22, 2011
Mine i have heard is Ayibame'kuroolotuowei

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Jokes Etc / Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by simplymee: 7:29am On Jul 14, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Remember? by simplymee: 7:21am On Jul 14, 2011
Scash:

yes! I remember tales by moonlight n story land,

Do you remember sesame street, Alli and simbi, mr. And mrs salami

or do u remember keepin the cane popsy n mumsy uses to flog u under the bed?
I remember these things ooo.I even comot some eye lashes put for paper to make my papa not to flog me as friends said it will work.OBOY, my PALE' finish me that day.
bikokwe:

Do u remember visiting several houses 2 eat n receive money during Christmas
Lapping your younger ones 2 save some bucks in a taxi/bus
playing rubber band game
playing poju poju now called hide n seek

I remember my brother, lapping younger ones for danfo to getmoney to buy baba dudu,pito and adoyo.
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Remember? by simplymee: 3:55pm On Jul 13, 2011
asking for new fingers from LEKELEKE when then fly past you?
watching tales by moonlight on sunday evening and storyland on thursdays? trully these story times helped us in moulding our morals.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Flood by simplymee: 3:34pm On Jul 13, 2011
grin grin grin
make people no go pick blackbelle'afterall its still BB
Jokes Etc / Re: Ghost Story! by simplymee: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2011
@ op well done
An okadaman doing his regular business was stopped @ night by a woman that was on the large side saying she was going to cemetry road.
Okadaman:'' okay madam enter na just N150, U know say na night''
MADAM: I go pay, make we dey go.
On getting to the road, he noticed that his bike was obviously lighter after passing the CEMETRY building and he asked the madam: We never reach ? but there was no response only to find that his ''PASSENGER'' has dropped without his consent off CEMETRY.
If na u be d OKADAMAN , WETIN U GO DO?
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Flood by simplymee: 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2011
I been day form II but the flood carry me go YR II .is it possible.
Na only for this flood wey we dey see say country man and woman certificate dey loss anyhow, anyhow.It is serious ooooo.My guy say him wish say d flood fit carry all the kpeyans comot for area so that people for fit breathe fresh air afterall JONATHAN(A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR)
Jokes Etc / Re: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 2:14pm On Jul 13, 2011
i dey with you dear friend,
Your head too small for the load oooo , Carry all your palaver give me because i no dey carry your matter play in fact, u dey my screensaver. CAST ALL YOUR CARES UPON ME BECAUSE I CARE FOR YOU,
Jokes Etc / Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by simplymee: 1:59pm On Jul 13, 2011
na waoooooooo. d matter dey hot o.
what about PATIENCE? Are they really patient?
Religion / Re: What Qualifies A Prayer To Be Fervent? by simplymee: 11:17am On Jul 13, 2011
James 5:17 , Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain; and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.
Religion / Re: Is It Possible For A Nigerian Ploice Officer To Make Heaven by simplymee: 11:07am On Jul 13, 2011
Abeg tell them oooooooo
Religion / Re: Mr Chris Oyakhilome And Anita by simplymee: 12:15am On Jul 13, 2011
na you know o! afterall its free to talk abi?
Religion / Re: What Qualifies A Prayer To Be Fervent? by simplymee: 12:00am On Jul 13, 2011
@ poster
A prayer is fervent when your focus is in it i.e you are praying with all of you been involved(your spirit,heart and soul) in the prayer without distractions and with faith knowing that when you pray,God hears you always.There will be a note of witness in your spirit cos its heart felt.
Religion / Re: Is It Possible For A Nigerian Ploice Officer To Make Heaven by simplymee: 11:45pm On Jul 12, 2011
@ POSTER
I believe its possible my friend. That one is a police officer in a country like ours does not mean he/she cannot make Heaven.He/she sure can and i know very much that not all of them are the same.As long as he/she has received the life of Christ into hi/her spirit means he/she is part of the body of Christ.
Religion / Re: Psalm 23 In Pidgin English by simplymee: 11:40pm On Jul 12, 2011
Thanks for it OP.
Would it not be great when we have pidgin english version so as to reach many more people around our nation today?KUDOS JOR!
Religion / Re: Prayer And Intercession For The Saints by simplymee: 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2011
@ Joagbaje
I agree with you hence the need to intercede (bearing each other up in love) because it takes a heart of love to intercede and pray for another who is in a situation in life.
Always look out for that privilege to pray for people as it is a seed that you are sowing in helping another stand strong against all odds that they might be facing as at the time.Its our responsiblity to pray for one another as it is our duty(based on the call of God in our lives). You can make that difference today in someone's life via your prayer of intercession.You do not need to know the person in particular to pray for him/her.LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Religion / Prayer And Intercession For The Saints by simplymee: 1:53pm On Jul 11, 2011
God is indeed good and gracious to us all everytime. He has granted us life that we live on earth, making us be his ambassadors here on earth. History has it that the church has been facing a lot of challenges  from other people where many had to be hanged,tortured and murdered for the sake of the gospel(good news) of Jesus Christ.
It has continued even until recent times where we see on T.V reports some rather disturbing details about how christains are tortured, stopped from place of worship, some churches are burnt ,some even bombed like that of yesterday's incident in suleja so as to create fear and panic among the christains forgetting that in all these things we are more than conquerors.Against all odds we are still making impact
Its time that we intercede for our fellow brethren in troubled areas if we haven't been doing so before even as some of us have the privilege of being in rather safe places of worship anytime enjoying the liberty of God.The word says '' I urge , then, first of all, that requests, prayers , intercession and thanksgiving be made for everyone, for kings and all those in authority, 1 Tim 2vs 1-2a.
Religion / Re: Iran: Court Overturns Death Sentence For Christian Pastor. by simplymee: 1:30pm On Jul 11, 2011
@ POSTER
We thank God that it was overturned but it only shows that we have to intercede for the body of Christ and his saints that are in troubled areas or rather volatile(anti christian) community/states. The gospel will prevail in the nations of the earth by the Spirit of God.
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by simplymee: 1:21pm On Jul 11, 2011
Father i am grateful for the love you have given unto me.You indeed are the greatest God in all the earth.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 1:14pm On Jul 11, 2011
@ lysaa the english version goes thus,
Job 1 vs 7 And the lord said to satan, Whence comest thou?,
Jokes Etc / Re: Bible Sermon With Translation In Pidgin English by simplymee: 10:12pm On Jul 10, 2011
hey deve, where u dey show from?
i been dey torchlight the whole background na from sokotodon pass warri even to somali and afghanistan sha, anyhow, anyhow
Religion / Re: Oh! Pastor Chris, It Is Not Your Fault! by simplymee: 10:03pm On Jul 10, 2011
Giving in church is done as an act of faith and its a willing thing not under compulsion.It creates an avenue to be a part of it.You should know that God loves one who gives willingly from his heart in response to his word and ability in you.
We do not go to church to show ourselves but to hear the word and fellowship with other believers because we are not to forsake the assembly of the saints.

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