udysweet:
Winners Chapel,Ota @SINZZ

Its Sin.nz. With double n's.

vault:


as much as I hate to say it........ OK I'll keep it a secret between us boo,, you are actually kinda senseless.... don't let peepz know

now, like you were earlier told..... Fvck off.

Boo?? LOL

vault:


lovely reply bro..... very nice

Come to think I had already typed a suggestion albeit solution to your "problem". Well, I'll just chill

donbenedict:
I hear. Nw fvck out.

Symptoms of arrant stupidity already manifesting.

donbenedict:
People think am foolish too, buh wen dey roll with me, they realise how foolish dey are

Make no mistakes, you are actually foolish.

Mhizkel:

You cooked it?
And what meal is it?

Yeah! Starting from my complexion and physique.
Here is a hint; ''Some misconceptions about light-skinned women''
Go check my profile.

Nope, dad cooked before I arrived home .
He cooked Rice and Ofe-akwu (with the help of an aunt tho..) Ever tasted Ofe-akwu before??


Nice write up! So you wrote all that from personal experience??

See how happy he looks, I'm sure that day was the only day he was proud to be called a Police Officer














God bless the Nigerian Police Force

Mhizkel:

Lol. Hope you enjoyed the meal?

I did. Got back 30mins ago.

Sure I did! its home-cooked



Do people ever have misconceptions about you?

Mhizkel:

Lol. Just kidding btw

No plans yet, still glued to my phone screen.

How about you?

I know

Got back from church few mins ago.. Just finished eating (Sorry I didn't call you ).


U went to church, did ya??

Mhizkel:
Nothing

Yeah, please do

Lol, cnt do that here jorr..
What u up to?

Mhizkel:
Huh? okay

Not really. I wanna discuss it with your pastor, not you

Lol, what's with the sad faces babe?

Should I give you his number?

Mhizkel:
Lol. Her upper region is a substitute.

Don't ask why

Hehehe.. I'm an ass man

Don't you agree with that ideology?

I went to get a photocopier, she was the receptionist

Mhizkel:
She ought to be Number1

I need to see your pastor asap.

Her tiny ass takes away a few points


Why?

Frozenovenreagan:
i cant maintain an erecti0n no matter how beautiful the girl is, what could be the problem?.....and oh, i sucked pvsssie yesterday,that thing is salty...

We should tell you why you can't maintain an erecti0n? You're a bogus fool that's why.

Mhizkel:

How about Miss Morgan? The reggae mama



What religion do you practice?

LOL. She's already No.2 on my crush list seff


Ofcourse I'm a Christian. Though my pastor says Christianity is not a religion but a way of life

Mhizkel:
Lemme suggest a good crush for yo
Papa is.
Good morning and Happy Sunday. God loves you

Loves you more bby...

Okay, I'm all eyes

emmaak2:
A WEEK AGO I MADE LOVE TO MY GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT A PROTECTION AND SHE WAS ON MENSES AND PRESENTLY THIS WEEK AM HAVING PAINS ON MY MANHOOD AND SENSATIONAL BURNING ON MY BALLS
PLEASE COULD IT BE AS A RESULT OF THE SEX?

Is your girlfriend dollyjoy

What's that other part hanging out?? Does she have 3 legs

Getting set to do just that! God has been faithful, gotta go thank him for loving me soo much

I won't be surprised if that guy is one of these nairaland e-warriors