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Romance / Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Woos Lady On Facebook, She Laments, Blames Mark Zuckerberg by SirGB(m): 10:15pm On Jan 05, 2020
Bigfish121:
For your sure cash out, check my signature for my WhatsApp number.china and Europe available.
Padi. . Give me your cell.
I need China work and formats to buy
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Politics / Re: A Man Jailed In Abuja For Killing A Cow - Femi Fani-kayode by SirGB(m): 6:18am On Dec 15, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Lot of shiitt happening in my country
Hey nigga!
Dm me your WhatsApp number.
Business / Re: Should I Buy Keke Or A Car For Uber In Benin? by SirGB(m): 5:12pm On Nov 18, 2019
Destol090:



Message me your contact or contact me 08028816009
Bruv. I'll hala you

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo In Search Of Mcdonald’s Girls Who Gave Him Free Burgers As A Kid by SirGB(m): 6:06pm On Sep 20, 2019
goslowgoslow:

You have already placed a curse on yourself by insulting those who are old enough to be your father and mother. If your parents are still alive they will be the one to bury you! If not very soon you will bury all your children. Omo ale jatijati! You insulted my own mother because of Ronaldo that doesn't even know if you exist! Oloshi oloriburuku, omo ada nu!
So shall it be for you kid!
You will bury all the children you give birth to!!!!
Waa shofo ni!!!!
Sports / Re: Ronaldo In Search Of Mcdonald’s Girls Who Gave Him Free Burgers As A Kid by SirGB(m): 3:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
goslowgoslow:

The moderators will not see this, somebody insulting my own mother.
Anyway my mother died age 80....you will never attain to that age in your life before you die infact you will bury all your children with your own hands.


OLORIBURUKU ni daddy e then. Na u go use your hand bury all your offspring!!!
Werey!!!
Sports / Re: Ronaldo In Search Of Mcdonald’s Girls Who Gave Him Free Burgers As A Kid by SirGB(m): 3:17pm On Sep 20, 2019
goslowgoslow:

The moderators will not see this, somebody insulting my own mother.
Anyway my mother died age 80....you will never attain to that age in your life before you die infact you will bury all your children with your own hands.
That's what will happen to you. You will never experience good things in your life.

Sports / Re: Ronaldo In Search Of Mcdonald’s Girls Who Gave Him Free Burgers As A Kid by SirGB(m): 10:23pm On Sep 19, 2019
goslowgoslow:

Idiot na only dinner you go give back. Who knows he might be planning to rape them.
Oloriburuku ni mummy e
Travel / Re: Which Country To Migrate To With N4 Million? by SirGB(m): 1:21am On Jul 08, 2019
maybachmusic:


If your in Ibadan I could teach you how to mine and trade them at my office
Hello. I'd love to know! I can invest one million naira into it
Reach me on Whatsapp 08102589287
Been thinking of what to do with my spare money
Education / Re: Ola-Gbadamosi Ridwan Oladotun, LASU Best Graduating Student Speaks by SirGB(m): 4:12pm On May 23, 2019
legibow:
it is not only u jare, even some of us did... so don't start stressing it like , it's a big deal
Ah tell Una. . . E con dey see ham like say na big deal
Business / Re: I Have 30k-40k As A Student, What Business/Investment Can I Start? by SirGB(m): 11:27pm On Feb 27, 2019
Nobleman220:
With just 16,000 naira, you can start trading with binary.com.

Am a bot programmer and i will give you my best bots that brings you 10-50$ daily trading by itself..

The bot trades on your behalf...not you doing the trade..

Note: you must have a good smartphone or a laptop with good internet connection
Bro we need to talk, I want to learn that thing!
Pls hit me up on WhatsApp 08102589287
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 250K For Househelp Job In Banana Island, Only Graduates Needed. Nigerians React by SirGB(m): 9:39am On Feb 07, 2019
HungerMustGo:
Nobody could easily detect that this could be ritualists looking for a victim.

Who would pay a househelp 250k in Nigeria.
you're very wise in your thoughts!
Don't mind those slowpokes that are ready to be used for rituals
angry
Religion / Re: Where Will Mad People Go To When They Die: Heaven Or Hell? by SirGB(m): 9:14am On Feb 03, 2019
frosbel2:


The mythical bible right ? In which snakes and donkeys talk ?? Loooool

By the way , I am happy to calm your worries and FEARS - there is no hell fire.
You're a fool sir!
lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church?? Sundays Frequently Asked Question by SirGB(m): 9:12am On Feb 03, 2019
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You're making a very big mistake!
Religion / Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church?? Sundays Frequently Asked Question by SirGB(m): 9:11am On Feb 03, 2019
[quote author=Zoharariel post=75369173]I stopped going to the Church because so many things are wrong with its doctrine & holy book.

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

The doctrine of Christian theology states that "the human authors and editors" of canonical scripture were led or influenced by God.

Paul also wrote in "2 Timothy 3:16" that - All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

Now, bring out your Bible and let us find out if the Bible is truly inspired by God. grin

1.) Who incited David to count the fighting men of Israel?

* God did (2 Samuel 24: 1)

* Satan did (1 Chronicles 2 1:1)

2.) In that count, how many fighting men were found in Israel?

* Eight hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)

* One million, one hundred thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)

3.) How many fighting men were found in Judah?

* Five hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)

* Four hundred and seventy thousand (1 Chronicles 21:5)

4.) When David defeated the King of Zobah, how many horsemen did he capture?

* One thousand and seven hundred (2 Samuel 8:4)

* Seven thousand (I Chronicles 18:4)

5.) How many were the children of Zattu?

* Nine hundred and forty-five (Ezra 2:cool

* Eight hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:13)

6.) How many were the children of Azgad?

* One thousand two hundred and twenty-two (Ezra 2:12)

* Two thousand three hundred and twenty-two (Nehemiah 7:17)

7.) How many were the children of Adin?

* Four hundred and fifty-four (Ezra 2:15)

* Six hundred and fifty-five (Nehemiah 7:20)

8.) How many were the children of Hashum?

* Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:19)

* Three hundred and twenty-eight (Nehemiah 7:22)

9.) Jesus descended from which son of David?

* Solomon (Matthew 1:6)

* Nathan(Luke3:31)

10.) How did Simon Peter find out that Jesus was the Christ?

* By a revelation from heaven (Matthew 16:17)

* His brother Andrew told him (John 1:41)

11.) According to the Gospel of John, what did Jesus say about bearing his own witness?

* If I bear witness to myself, my testimony is not true (John 5:31)

* Even if I bear witness to myself, my testimony is true (John 8:14)

12.) Did Judas kiss Jesus?

* Yes (Matthew 26:48-50)

* No. Judas could not get close enough to Jesus to kiss him (John 18:3-12)

13.) Did Jesus bear his own cross?

* Yes (John 19:17)

* No (Matthew 27:31-32)

14.) Did Jesus ascend to Paradise the same day of the crucifixion?

* Yes. He said to the thief who defended him, Today you will be with me in Paradise (Luke 23:43)

* No. He said to Mary Magdelene two days later, I have not yet ascended to the Father (John 20:17)

Brethren, I have more but I'll stop here for now because if I continue Christianity will end in Nigeria today. grin

The logical & sensible folks amongst you will agree with me that a Book riddled with so much errors & contradictions , not to talk of lies cannot be held as Holy & Sacred. grin

These white people came to Afrika to rape & conquer your ancestors, stole their lands & looted their natural resources - and still forced them to be paying contributions to them in form of "Tithes & Seed Offerings".

That was in the 18th Century but now, we're in the 20th Century. Stop enriching these thieves with your Tithes & Seeds. Channel those monies instead into empowering your friends, family members, widows & orphanage homes around you.

If you stop paying your Tithes & Seeds to the Church, trust me, nothing will happen to you. That fear mechanism was put in place in the Bible in order to put you in perpetual fear & submission - while robbing you of your money without using a machine gun. grin

There's no devourer anywhere, there's no Heaven and there's no Hell. All those nonsense are figments of your Pastor's imagination. grin

Look at our societies? It is nothing but a reflection of the lies, greed & hypocrisy that is ingrained in the foundation of every religious institution.

Leave your Pastors & G.Os to continue preaching their outdated gospel of Tithes collection & Seed Offerings. The Church shouldn't be regarded more than a social gathering where people go to have fun in order to relieve stress & boredom. grin

In conclusion, as the general secretary of the "Free The Sheeples Movement", I send you back to your Church as sheeps in the midst of "wolves of extortion": be ye therefore wise as Python, and harmless as AK-47. grin

They succeeded in fooling your parents, do not let them fool you again!

If Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome & others want to give God money, let them sell their Private Jets, Real Estates & Rolls Royces - and transfer the money into Yahweh's GTB & Zenith Bank Accounts. Hahahahaaaaa! grin

I hope I have been able to convince you, and not to confuse you that - going to church is an absolutely waste of my precious time & energy. grin

Children of God, Praise Tha Lord......! grin[/
You're making a very big mistake. Ask for forgiveness!
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Sports / Re: Albacete: Messi Reveals His Favourite Goal In His Entire Career by SirGB(m): 11:06am On Jan 17, 2019
Emmacolinho:

If only you could praise your God like this, your story would have changed for good
Hmm. You're bleeping right
Family / Re: Simple Ways To Show Courtesy by SirGB(m): 12:44pm On Jan 06, 2019
ugolinze123:
You made sense with the piece but Nigerians are natural with being uncoutesy in everything dey do. Its imbedded in em. Just unfortunate.
See grammar.
grin grin

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