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___On their way to the 'Duty store',Ola remembered that the day he was brought to the land,he saw no single building but only men digging a hole on a large land and since the brown coat man had held his hand and got them appeared magically in the room where his name was registered,they had never return to the gate but was in another world when they left their bedroom that morning.

___A land filled with many building and people with strange appearance.

___When they reach the 'Duty store' building,Ola told the french-boy he want to take something important in their room and he agreed telling him to hurry that he will wait for him at the door of the 'Duty store'.

___Ola then break into a run not to keep him waiting and made way to their hostel.

___On getting there,he saw two young girl chatting happily at the entrance of hostel and passed beside them not greeting them.

___When he entered the big hostel,he realized no one was inside the room and made way to his bed to get his mobile phone.

___When he reached his bed,he sat on it and dipped his hand inside his school trouser which was inside a small wardrobe which stood beside his bed.

___He smiled when he brought it out and switched on the android phone. He wait eagerly for the phone to show the home page and during his waiting,a young girl who sat on a bed near where he was caught his attention.

___The girl was crying softly and he decided to ask her what wrong.

___He stood up after putting the phone in his pocket and walked towards the girl.

___"Hi,why crying? Is anything wrong",he asked waiting for an answer.
The girl looked up and stared at him for some seconds and continued crying.

___Ola attention was really focused on the girl when he realized how pretty she was.She was fair in complexion and her hair was tangle plaits lying across her shoulders.

___She would have been prettier than her present look if not of her sad mood that betrayed her beauty.He stared at her and was thinking about what to say to her to make her open her mind.

** NEXT EPISODE LOADING UP** >>> MEETING WITH DAD <<<

** KEEP ON SMILING WITH SIVAN **

*HOLIDAY AT A STRANGE LAND**

___Get ready to follow this interesting story of a school boy who was taking away from reality to this strange land named OMOZON.
A land of no escape and internet service.
Alongside his stay and his struggle to escape from the land,he battled with love,adventure,partnership and betrayal.

........STAY TUNE AND KEEP FOLLOWING

Page 11 ...............Coming soon

31) Lady,don't be fooled by these guys,.. Not all
men in a suit are rich ...Some are Choir masters.

32) When You Want to Charge your phone In
a Football Viewing centre and You
Mistakenly Off The DSTV during a penalty
shoot out...
shey you remember when your mum always
tell you that your phone will k-ill you one
day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just
get ready to die

33) I don't even trust English
Why is it dat "Give her her book" is correct
and "Give him him book is not correct"?
pls my people help me explain

34) 2022 safetly rule : All Motorbike rider should
use seat belt

35) Have you noticed that Girls have “Three
Voices”:
•°•
ONE , Is used when answering calls.

TWO , The other one at home when
she is talking to her siblings (Her Original
Voice)

THREE , Is used when she’s talking to her
“B00 b00

36) My father said something funny
We were now laughing and I Mistakenly Said
*"U no get sense I swear"*
Please if you have a space in your room tell me cause I got nowhere to sleep tonight

31) Lady,don't be fooled by these guys,.. Not all men in a suit are rich ...Some are Choir masters.
32) When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during a penalty shoot out... shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will k-ill you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to die
33) 11.I don't even trust English Why is it dat "Give her her book" is correct and "Give him him book is not correct"? pls my people help me explain
34) 2022 safetly rule : All Motorbike rider should use seat belt ..

_______ ♣CHAPTER 3♣
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___ The audiences started leaving the arena one by one."The show is a boring one,no flesh tearing",Someone said with dissappointment."Hope next show serve us well",another person added.

___Ola was beaming with smile after the guard told him he was free.He looked around for the french-boy and was delighted when he saw him.

___"That really amazing 052",the french-boy uttered smiling,"You were really amazing".
___"Thanks",he replied smilng.

___"We need to go to Duty store right away",the french-boy said after they were outside the arena.
___"Duty store? For what?",he asked confused.
___"Yes,Is the place where we will collect any available job.....job that we will do to earn money",he answered.
___"Job,what do we need money for?"
___"Oh! You just got here.Let me explain.Here,they don't feed you nor give you free stuff.You will collect any available job and do it,you will be paid after you complete the job,que tout".

___Ola stared at him in disbelieved and wonder how he will ever survive in the strange land,"Why did they then brought me here in the first place when they know they won't be feeding me?"

___"That a question with no answer",the french-boy reply."It not usually a difficult job,we get job like to fetch daimond in the lake located in a wild jungle,get lion,tiger or crocodile teeth and harvest some plant in a wild jungle and many other job".

___A drop of tears almost fell from Ola's eyes when he heard this and followed the french-boy wondering how on hell will he survive for long.

___A thought occured to him a minute later to use his mobile phone in his school-uniform which was in their bedroom to try to call his parent.He would have call them since he arrived the land but was scared to bring the phone out as he fear someone might see him with the phone and he will be in great danger.

___He smiled with his new idea as he thought that he will soon be free from the strange land.

CHAPTER 3 .........LOADING UP

25) I like the way African elders handle
pregnancy matters, they will just ask you
one simple question " Adamu Do you know
this girl?"
The Moment you say *"Yes"*, No More
Explanation, Case Close‍ You're the father

26) My father said something funny
We were now laughing and I Mistakenly Said
*"U no get sense I swear"*

27) Wait..oo who else noticed that dining
table is useless in Nigeria.

28) I was home alone watching an horror film when Suddenly the bedroom door open by itself......To cut the story short,I have leave the house for them.

29) Welcome to Nigeria where degree
holders are looking for jobs, and those with
jobs are looking for degrees.
Confused Generation

30) Witchcraft is when you about to enter in
an interview and you hear your English
saying; "Go in, I'll wait for you outside"

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___The huge lion started running towards him and his heart beat was pounding.It came like a nightmare to him but it was real,so real that he could feel his heart beat.

___He knew very well that he was the one the lion was coming for and fear his flesh being eaten by the lion.

___He wanted to close his eyes but he could not.The mouth of the lion was the scary part as its teeth resemble shark's teeth.

___Unexpectedly,the lion jumped at him when it was near where he was standing and he quickly moved to the other side of the pole unplanned.

___With this,the running lion missed it target and jumped to the other side of the platform with its head hitting the pole resulting it to break.

___"Don't let him escape!",Someone shouted among the audiences.And the other yell loudly after him."Eat him!....eat him!....eat him!",was the word that could be heard from the audiences.

___Ola ignored ignored the newly developed mood of the audiences and focused on his escaping.It saw this as a golden opportunity for him to escape from the tied pole as he slide the rope tied to his hand down to the broken spot of the pole.He was now free and he faced the fierce looking lion that was was now moving towards him.

___He then took the wooden pole and pointed it towards the angry lion hoping it will step back but it didn't as it started running towards him again.

___"This should be fun",The four-hands man who was also seated at the audience seat said giggling.His voice came out so loud like he haw using microphone to carry out his voices.

___The lion jumped at Ola again and he quickly used the wooden pole to strike into the lion opened mouth.The wooden pole got into its throat and it let out a loud cry.Ola then release the pole and moved back.

___Blood was now gushing out from the lion's mouth and it was crying in pain.Then mystically,the lion bursted into ashes that flew away immediately.

___Ola sighed heavily when he saw this and give out a smile feeling like a hero.He knew that he had killed the lion.

___"Oh Goddie goddie,he really kill the lion",the four-hands man said in a total amazement.

•••Next page loading up............

°°USA vs NIGERIA °°

USA
ROAD SAFETLY: Where is your driver
lisence?

DRIVER:Here is it (showing him his lisence)
ROAD SAFETLY:You are free to go.Have a nice day.

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

NIGERIA
ROAD SAFETLY : Where is your
particular,Driver licence,Car document,car
reciept?

DRIVER : (Giving him all the request paper)

ROAD SAFETLY : (Realizing it is all complete) Oga
driver,where is your fire extigusher ? Extra
tire?

DRIVER : (Showing him everything)

ROAD SAFETLY : Oga driver! Why did you wind
up the glass?You wan use heat to kill
yourself? Oya commot park there! You are
under arrest for attempting to commit
suicide!!!

19) IN ABIA : This land is not for sale
•IN IMO : This land belongs to Mazi Okoro,beware of 419
•IN ANAMBRA : This land is mine and
your life is yours .Don't let us trespass
on each other's property biko!

20) I knew the economic state was worse when
I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like ‘Bros Abeg how much for low
current?

21) WHAT IS WITCHCRAFT?
Well “witchcraft” can simply be defined as a
situation whereby you entered your room,
slept on your bed and when you woke
up you saw you and your mattress at the
middle of the Atlantic ocean.

22) It is only in Indian movies that armed
robbers will be singing inside a bank after
robbery and Police will be outside the bank
dancing. Yeye people

23) I am tired for this country.
You will buy rice with meat, plantain and
egg and the seller will be like "Bros is that
all?" ...No ma, add ice-block, charcoal and
mosquito leg.

24) Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial
taxi......... greet all the passengers and work
away??

••••••Conversation between a Rat and Man•••••

Rat: (with tiny voice) hello.

Man: hello, who am I speaking with?

Rat: Na Mr. John be this abi??

Man: Yes you are speaking with Mr. John,
who is this please?

Rat: So you no recognize my voice abi? Na
me your room mate.

Man: You say what?

Rat: Your room mate Rat. I dey your room
now...

Man: I beg your pardon?

Rat: which yeye beg you dey beg me. I
never eat since yesterday,were you waka
comot? I check that place wey you dey put
food I no see anything. I check the kitchen,
nothing. I even check your fridge,no single
food there. E be like say you wan kill me
abi... No problem, I just say make I let you
know say That your certificate inside your
wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE
UNIVERSITY I don eat the LA comot.
Remaining GOSSTATE UNIVERSITY. Let me
see which work you go take GOSstate
university find.....Nonsense (rat ends call)

13) You can never make a goat smile no matter
what you do,all it would do is just mee-meee

14) They said the down fall of a man is not the
end for a man, but brother what if you fall from
3 story building??

15) Kpo kpo
Me:who is dat?
The person knocking: It us jehovah witness.
Me:okay them no de house.
Jehovah witness:but you just answered na.
Me:I say them no de house,na their dog
bingo de talk.

16) Yesterday evening when I arrive back from
work,I got to my door and saw jehovah
wittness knocking at the empty house, I
joined them and knock, until they got tired
and left, then I entered my house.

17) Warning avoid!!! I repeat.Avoid expire weed.
My neighbor drove his son and drop him in his office while he trekked to his son school and join the other student in the assembly-ground.

18) I was in a plane going to Dubai,as the plane
took off and was 2500 metres away from
the earth surface,the two pilots started fighting,I
just came down and entered Okada.
I hate rubbish.

interesting one

•••••••••EPISODE 3
••••••THE ENGLISH EXAM

**IN THE HALL**

•••SIVAN: Fast fast jare,distribute the question paper.

•••A FRIEND: O boy!,I swear this question is deadly than Corona virus......

•••••Funke!!!!!


°°°°°QUESTION PAPER
°°°°INSTRUCTION: Answer all question.
°°°1 hour only

•••••••SECTION 1
•••••••••••COMPREHENSION
° Mr John took his girlfriend,ex and his landlord daughter to a resturant for a lunch one Tuesday Morning.He ordered four plate of fried rice with chicken,two bottle of red wine and three can of maltina.He arrived home on evening and started soaking garri that he collected on credit.
•••QUESTION:
1) What the name of Mr John's girlfriend?
2) What the name of his landlord daughter mother uncle?
3) What is the name of the resturant that he took them to?
4) How much did he spend in the resturant?
5) Explain in three words why he soak garri in the evening.

•••••••••SECTION 2
••••••••••ESSAY
••Choose one among the listed option:Your essay must not be less than 950 words

1) Write a letter to your ex telling her 10 reasons why she must leave her multibillion naira boyfriend that is working in a oil company and come back to you who soak garri everyday.Your letter must convinced her.

2) Write an argument supporting the motion "Why we musn't eat anything for a month".

3) Write a story about the biography of William Shakespear.(Your story must be real according to his life history)

4) Write an article on how we can start a business with #20 and earn the profit of #10,000 within a day.

••••••BEST OF LUCK
_______________________________________

•••SIVAN: Chaaiiii!!!!! Ayemi temi **** Who did I sin. HAAAA..........ENGLISH WON'T DIE WELL!!!

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___After the four-hands man left the hall laughing,two hefty guard wearing black cloth walked up to Ola and took hold of him.They then dragged him out of the hall.He was put to thought as he was thinking where the guards were taking him to.

___The other people that sat in the hall were now leaving the hall one by one following Ola and the two guards behind.When they were out of the hall,they entered into another big building.Too big to Ola amazement.

___After they had all enter the big building,Ola then realized that the big building was an arena because a concrete platform was placed at the middle of the arena.The audience's seat was placed high and it surrounded the arena like that of a football- stadium.

___The people were climbing up to the audience-seat with a ladder placed at every angle of the building.He thought they were going to watch a fight until the two guards took him to the concrete platform and tied him to a wooden pole that stood firmly at the middle of the platform.

___"Hey! What are you doing?",He questioned them in fear but they didn't respond.After they had tied his hand to the pole tightly,whereby the pole was at the middle of his arm.
___"It a game,escape the lion and you won",one of the guard said smiling.
___They then leave the platform and left him alone leaving the arena by climbing the ladder to the audience seat.

___Light was shed to his puzzlement when a long metal gate at the middle of the arena was opening by itself.Smoke gushed out from the entrance of the gate and a roar followed afterward.

___Ola then understood the arena,it was indeed a death arena.

___An unseen big creature like the size of an elephant was moving out of the gate but Ola wasn't sure what kind of animal is it as it was covered with smoke.

___He almost wet his pant when he realized that it was a huge lion.Bigger than the normal size lion he used to see on television.It was the same size of an elephant.

___The hungry fierce looking lion was now moving towards Ola and he started shouting,"Help! Please release me,don't let the lion eat me!".

___His shouting for help didn't catched the people on seat but only increased their anxiety as they keep shouting! "eat!...eat!...eat!",Chorusely.