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Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Character Ever by sjkeri(m): 12:17pm On Nov 23, 2009
ritchboy:

Sjkeri
haha, its unwise to challenge me. Failure to post how to do akuma's EX shoryuken means u cant do it cheesy

To do guile & vegas ultras, hold down + back for 2secs, then 'slide' to down + forward then slide to down + back then press up + forward + kick. . . . Its easier to do with the thumbstick for n00bs. Thank me later grin
guy, hw far u. there is absolutely no move i cnt do like i said and stop playing this childish mind games with me( Failure to post how to do akuma's EX shoryuken means u cant do it cheesy). ill bliv u cn play if u cn tell me the easiest way to do sagat's fake kick(which is a very useless move). goading me really wont work. i cnt prove i cn do it until we play because i can simlpy check the command list. as to guile and vega's ultras i kno d button combination, when i said i cudnt do it i mnt with keyboard and a d-pad. gimme a joystick or analog stick and ill av u for lunch. where do u stay and let me teach you the error of ur ways. av fun winning the n00bs in the meantime.
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by sjkeri(m): 12:12pm On Nov 23, 2009
paparazzi - lady gaga
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sjkeri(m): 12:11pm On Nov 23, 2009
marriage is a 4 ring circus; the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffe-ring and the endu-ring.
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by sjkeri(m): 4:20pm On Nov 21, 2009
evanescence-my last breath
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sjkeri(m): 12:54pm On Nov 21, 2009
adebayo201:

it is easier to wake someone who is asleep than trying to wake somebody who pretends to be asleep.
true that
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by sjkeri(m): 12:53pm On Nov 21, 2009
kung fu fighting by carl douglas
Romance / Re: Everybody, What Would You Do In This Situation by sjkeri(m): 2:17pm On Nov 20, 2009
i'd be pissed as in REAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY pissed(im never pissed by the way so,,,u get d idea). ill sit her down and talk to her. i really cnt take shit like that. im a jealous guy by nature but i wudnt go dt far. ill gve her a week or 2 away from me and let her clear her head and decide whether she wants me as a person or as her toy(cos i think dts d only reason ud attack sm1 for absolutely no reason).
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of When You See A Pregnant Woman by sjkeri(m): 2:12pm On Nov 20, 2009
i see her and im like, "the kid's father is a lucky bastard and if he messes up i mite find him and out him terminator style"
Literature / Re: Ted Dekker: Best Christian Fiction Writer Or No? by sjkeri(m): 1:50pm On Nov 20, 2009
hettie26th:

ive read the Redeeming love, really beautiful story line, i noticed you didnt include "lineage of grace", its another lovely book of hers, i love the way she was able to add fiction to already known bible facts on the lives of the 5 remarkable female characters, some of the characters like Batsheba and Tamar were only mentioned briefly in the bible but she was able to write a book centering on their personal lives, very imaginative and thought provoking, you should read it.
lineage of grace is one of the 3 or 4 books i was talking about. ill get it, sounds interesting.
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sjkeri(m): 1:46pm On Nov 20, 2009
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Fashion / Re: What Cream Do I Use On My "Rough" Face? by sjkeri(m): 1:44pm On Nov 20, 2009
u could go to a massage parlor and av some facial exfoliation once a week. it should help. better than any cream.
Literature / Re: Ted Dekker: Best Christian Fiction Writer Or No? by sjkeri(m): 1:25pm On Nov 20, 2009
there are only about 3 or 4 of francine rivers books i avnt read. she's focused mostly(if not entirely) on love. i like her books. helps me whenever i feel like ive failed. lovely writer. u guyz shd read redeeming love and the sin eater.

Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by sjkeri(m): 12:28pm On Nov 20, 2009
Ignition-Toby Mac
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by sjkeri(m): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2009
ritchboy:

there are only three things i liked about RE5:

A. Sheva's a$$
B. Excella's tits when she got infected with the "uroboros"
C. Wesker facing Chris while teleporting from left to right but shooting at Sheva. . . that i'll admit was pretty cool.

cheesy
well, i dnt totally disagree(actually i dnt disagree at all). but the characters were well played out and the extra content is fun. im d kinda guy dt enjoys extra stuff, so i want to unlock everything there is to be unlocked(hence y d game is awesome). if u want a challenge from the game play mercenaries mode and try to finish the game on veteran while aiming for an s ranking. u wud prolly agree that d game is awesome when u try that. and just for the record, i liked excella's tits whichever way.
Gaming / Re: God Of War Vs Prince Of Persia. by sjkeri(m): 12:11pm On Nov 20, 2009
God of War rules period!!!
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Character Ever by sjkeri(m): 11:50am On Nov 20, 2009
ritchboy:

hahaha, akuma in his blood red gi + me = annihilation of competition!  grin get back to me when u learn how to do his EX Dragon Fist  cool

now how would you like to receive your prize  cheesy
dere is no move in sf(xcept guile and vega's ultras) dt i cnt do. id prolly whoop ur ass with dan or even ur own character(akuma aka gouki). when u've completed akuma's normal and hard trials come tell me. as for my prize money, ill get it wen ur ready to lose a fight.
Gaming / All About Mugen by sjkeri(m): 4:59pm On Nov 19, 2009
tihs is basically gist purely about mugen. wateva u need to know, where to get mugen, characters, how to tweak(as for building a mugen with MAXIMUM tweaking id have to refer u to a friend) so first off, id like to ask if anybody has faced the deadly and destructive hellspawn akuma.
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by sjkeri(m): 4:36pm On Nov 19, 2009
ritchboy:

Did someone just call RE5 awesome? Oh dear grin
u kno i take dt personally. it may not be as challenging as RE4 but it is still an awesomely enjoyable game if not for the gameplay then the characters(WESKER!)

Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Character Ever by sjkeri(m): 4:20pm On Nov 19, 2009
ritchboy:

tell me what he says after that and u are twenty naira richer grin
yay! N20,,,,he says messatsu,,,,do u really know how to play street fighter(im not basing this on d fact dt u dnt know wat he says)
Computers / Re: Best Antivirus To Use by sjkeri(m): 1:36pm On Nov 19, 2009
GTay:

^^^ Not interested in Kapersky, too many licensing issues.  undecided
Besides, why would i change what works for me, I've had no virus issues whatsoever for both home and office lappies

Remember, If it aint' broken dont fix it wink
thats wat u think, dt dere r no viruses. try even the trials of either eset or kaspersky(personally i say eset) and ull be amazed wat u'll find.
Literature / Re: Ted Dekker: Best Christian Fiction Writer Or No? by sjkeri(m): 1:33pm On Nov 19, 2009
i wud suggest everybody read black red and white before reading any other ted dekker novel. his other novels will be MUCH MORE enjoyable because of the trilogy. i wnt say y. just trust me.
Computers / Re: Best Antivirus To Use by sjkeri(m): 6:57pm On Nov 18, 2009
GTay:

I dont care which one is the best,

I've got McAfee for years now and it works for me cool
use kaspersky or eset and u'll suddenly realise how mcafee has deceived u
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Character Ever by sjkeri(m): 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2009
ritchboy:

^^ "91 claws of death. . . . . . . . this is, nonsense" cheesy . Twenty bucks for anyone who knows what akuma actually says in sf4 grin

@topic
MITSURUGI, under my urivalled control, has inflicted immeasurable damage.
he says, "die 1000 deaths"
TV/Movies / Dummest Anime Series by sjkeri(m): 3:23pm On Nov 18, 2009
fooly cooly(or furi kuri wateva). i dnt think any anime beats this. period
TV/Movies / Highly Rated Anime That Are Can Be Very Annoying by sjkeri(m): 3:20pm On Nov 18, 2009
i really just want to express my annoyance with bleach and to give everyone else to voice teir opinions. please do not talk about any manga for the sake of others who dont read manga(ie no spoilers altho i myself am known as a spoiler but i want to repent). pls mention the anime and d reason for ur greiviance against it
like i said mine is bleach. power(reiatsu) is inconsistent, they slide into fillers at the most awkward periods(absolutely senseless), keep changing artists every few episodes but most importantly it is INCONSISTENT(i repeat this cos it hurts deep down inside).
naruto too get im own skoin skoin. wasting time so as to "build up a tempo". screw dt shit!!!
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Character Ever by sjkeri(m): 3:06pm On Nov 18, 2009
first off ken is a second rate karate-cloth-wearing-kinda-guy.id beat u with half of my face covered facing away from the screen hands cut off and controlling ryu telekinetically. i accept lion, dont really play VF and as for garuda,,,,,,kairi-LP LP forward LK HP
Gaming / Best Fighting Game Character Ever by sjkeri(m): 1:47pm On Nov 18, 2009
pls put in the BEST(not strongest) in terms of both skill and character and i wud prefer if u chose characters from well-known fighting games(tekken MK Street fighter virtua fighter etc.) by the second week of december ill post the top 5 most recurrent characters as the top 5 best fighting game charcters. so ill put down my 3 best.

Ryu
Kazuya
M. Bison
Computers / Which Gfx Card Will Rule By Next Year Ending by sjkeri(m): 1:42pm On Nov 18, 2009
now i know some ppl will be biased as to say nvidia. but just wait a tinsy minute. first of all ati evergreen(5870) is coming out this month if it isnt out already and by d 2nd quarter of next year intel larabee will be out. the best nvidia right now is gtx 295 but its aving driver issues. so before u choose do a little research. im not going to state my opinion immediately but right now im leaning towards ATI.
Literature / Re: Lets Write A Story by sjkeri(m): 1:04pm On Nov 18, 2009
minister's hill maitama
Jokes Etc / Re: Monkeys Can Fly! If U Disagree Pls Reply: by sjkeri(m): 12:51pm On Nov 18, 2009
segunpc:

monkey is even small.
i ve seen elephants fly!
wow with their ears right? i think ive seen dt 1nce. but seeing a monkey fly is out of this world. really awesome. by the way who can define flying?
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sjkeri(m): 12:49pm On Nov 18, 2009
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
by Clifton Fadiman.
Jokes Etc / Re: Sad And Funny Pickup Lines by sjkeri(m): 12:47pm On Nov 18, 2009
Bond. James Bond.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

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