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Jokes Etc / Awkward Moment by slimd4i(m): 1:09pm On Jan 30, 2013
That Akward Moment when a DJ plays Tonto Dikeh song in a Burial Ceremony...and the corpse wakes up to change d track!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Kill English by slimd4i(m): 12:43pm On Oct 15, 2012
All of u should join a straight cycle and stop standing in front of my back Lol

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Last Man Standing. by slimd4i(m): 9:37am On Jul 07, 2012
Men are generous than women
Jokes Etc / What Was The First Thing by slimd4i(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2012
Lawyer: What was the first thing ur husband said 2 u when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, Where am i Cate?
Lawyer: And why did that upset u?
Witness: My name is Susan.
Jokes Etc / Dreams Mata by slimd4i(m): 4:32pm On May 26, 2012
Wife: honey i saw u last night in my dream buying me clothes, golds and jewelry
Husband: yes my dear, i also saw in my dream last night when ur father was paying the bill.
Jokes Etc / A Journalist And The King by slimd4i(m): 7:30pm On May 25, 2012
A king of a village was interview by a journalist and he ask, Sir as the ruler of this community, what are your plans for your people? Na dey king provoke oh! Na me u dey call ruler? Ur papa na pencil, ur mama na eraser and u self na sharpener idiot. Peace.
Jokes Etc / Re: He Locks The Threads by slimd4i(m): 7:31am On May 13, 2012
U try, e ₪☺ easy Jor
Music/Radio / Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by slimd4i(m): 3:53pm On May 07, 2012
Am a f*cking gangster rapper, u must like me nigger. Peace

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