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Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Guy by Slimguy0(m): 2:04pm On May 22, 2020
ellapius:
the biggest mistake for a Nigerian girl is to marry a guy who is not ready to marry. a Bleep boy. a jobless Bleep boy who believes his big gbola is his selling point

Lmao but why will she get married to him knowing fully well he's not ready to marry and doesn't have prospects grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Bianca Schoombee Withdraws From Miss South Africa 2020 Over Old Tweets by Slimguy0(m): 8:34am On May 22, 2020
The internet truly never forgets. I rest pity those who have no filter of what they post as content on the internet. Right now it's all fun and games till it comes back to haunt whoever posted it. Sadly some people will still not understand till it bounes back in future then they begin to seek sympathy most especially people who have the spotlight on them.
Travel / Re: Air Peace To Evacuate Nigerians From China Today Over COVID-19 by Slimguy0(m): 2:14pm On May 18, 2020
Honestly, Air Peace is a Blessing to Nigeria

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Health / Re: Madagascar Records First Coronavirus Death by Slimguy0(m): 9:11am On May 18, 2020
It sure is inevitable but if truly this is their first death recorded then I commend the country.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Might Go Naked In My Next Video by Slimguy0(m): 9:27pm On May 16, 2020
Err okaaay?? Is that all cos people don't care anymore. We have better things to care about so move along dear.
Culture / Re: Machina: Yobe Community Where Snakes Are Friends With Human Beings by Slimguy0(m): 9:24pm On May 16, 2020
These ones are friends with GUCCI ?!!!
People wear Gucci but these ones Carry Live Gucci !!!! grin grin grin Nigeria Tualé ooh..

Wetin serpent no go see for Nigeria sotey dem even turn paddy with them grin grin
Travel / Re: Nigeria Airways: The Nigerian Picture That Will Bring Tears To Your Eyes by Slimguy0(m): 9:22pm On May 16, 2020
SMH There was a Country. First of all we need to change our National Anthem and maybe the Flag. The Labour of our heroes past has definitely been wasted. Only God can save us now. cry cry

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Crime / Re: Man Who Posted Wife’s Battered Face On Facebook Arraigned, Granted N500,000 Bail by Slimguy0(m): 9:19pm On May 16, 2020
When God wants to deal with you, na just small thing you go do and GBAM!!! Baba was even arrogant to post on SM with a disgusting attitude and effrontery Lmao!!!
500k grin grin very good.....only lawyers understand what a 500k bail means to the common man on a charge like this. grin grin
Politics / Re: Hausa/ Fulani Youths Intercepted On Arrival In Eket by Slimguy0(m): 1:26pm On May 05, 2020
What are these people looking for naww?? Why can't they just stay one place?!! Most of the people intercepted are from that Region, wetin dem dey find sef Haba...
Celebrities / Re: Nina Ivy Shows-Off Her Baby Bump In New Video by Slimguy0(m): 10:01pm On May 03, 2020
Lol she loves the gram but the gram doesn't care
Health / Re: As COVID-19 Cases Rise, Patients Face Difficulties Accessing Healthcare In Kano by Slimguy0(m): 9:13am On May 03, 2020
These ones don't know what they're up against yet smh..
Health / Re: COVID-19: WHO To Commence Vaccine Trials In Nigeria by Slimguy0(m): 8:46am On May 02, 2020
Look at what Nigeria had been reduced to, A Testing Ground, something other African countries like Rwanda, South Africa and ordinary Ghana will not allow!! This is what happens when you choose to vote for the wrong people!! Now look at us. It's just sad Nigeria will continue to be ridiculed. I trust OBJ this would never have happened in his time. Maybe we should even go back to Military Regime cos I think that's what will make Nigeria sane again. SMH
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong-Un Makes A Public Appearance For The First Time In Weeks by Slimguy0(m): 8:42am On May 02, 2020
grin But for real though why do people want this man dead?? It's just funny cos if you don't go to my him, he won't reason your matter, he only does what he does within his state and I think his citizens love him if not the population would have reduced owing to immigration. Make dem free the guy abeg.
Health / Re: Osagie Ehanire To Nigerians: “Donate Your Buildings As Isolation Centres” by Slimguy0(m): 4:02pm On May 01, 2020
vGerizued:
He should start by donating his numerous landed properties and his allowances grin grin

A very good start grin cheesy grin
Health / Re: Sanwo-Olu Comissions 118-Bed Isolation Center At Gbagada General Hospital by Slimguy0(m): 3:50pm On May 01, 2020
If we're being truthful to ourselves, it's very obvious that these people in government know the right thing to do but sadly they're just too self-centred. The fact remains that the only reason why these guys sprung into action real quick is cos they know they're also at risk, if not they'll leave everyone for dead.

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Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Slimguy0(m): 10:43pm On Apr 30, 2020
Lamanii22:
You broke his heart... He has no reason to continue the friendship... Having you in his life is like having a chicken, the chicken he was suppose to eat and now somebody else has eaten it....

Wisdommmmmm �� grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Did I Just Receive Money From Federal Government? by Slimguy0(m): 10:18am On Apr 30, 2020
Pictures or nothing
Celebrities / Re: Man Sends Sophia Momodu N150k To Start A Conversation With Her by Slimguy0(m): 9:52am On Apr 30, 2020
Norphiee:


Who no like better thing...abeg try am

Carry on Bro, we dey your back!!!!
Health / Re: 15 Countries With No Confirmed COVID-19 Cases by Slimguy0(m): 5:39pm On Apr 25, 2020
wonuks:


Guy no be like that oh all the time. North Korea's media is highly regulated. They might not be sincere with the situation of things there

You're very right, same thing I told an elder during a conversation. We can't be too sure North Korea doesn't have any case (not that it's our problem in anyway though lol) however just cos they know they have a dictator and once he says he doesn't want any Corona news on the Media they dare not else.....you know the rest
Health / Re: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by Slimguy0(m): 11:12pm On Apr 23, 2020
Dickson44:
It was after 2 days of having unprotected sex, my pen*s started paining me. I went to the pharmacy and got ciprotab. This was administered to me after I told the pharmacist that my pen*s pains me during urination.

This is the 4th day since I got the drugs. I just found that I have a penile discharge. Please, what could this be and how do I curb and get rid of it. I I'm scared of using the toilet as the pain is still there.

Thanks for your assistance

Get a Mini bottle Gin, A Sachet of chloroquine, empty the whole powdered content in the gin, shake well and drink all at once. If you don't see a difference the next day then I failed. You need to be very proactive before it becomes chronic. Bless

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Health / Re: Covid-19: Woman Covers Her Head With Empty Container To Stay Safe (Photo, Video) by Slimguy0(m): 12:30pm On Apr 23, 2020
Eulalia:
Buhahahahaaaa...she left the top part uncovered. What if someone coughs from above? Very funny humans everywhere. grin

From where grin grin grin abeg ooh

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Health / Re: Covid-19: Woman Covers Her Head With Empty Container To Stay Safe (Photo, Video) by Slimguy0(m): 12:30pm On Apr 23, 2020
Anything to stay safe during this period. As long as she's safe and fine your opinion doesn't count.. if she were White I'm sure some of you insulting her would have commended her lol.
Business / Re: A Guy Picked N100,000 By Road Side In Anambra State, See What He Did Next by Slimguy0(m): 12:26pm On Apr 23, 2020
Very commendable. God will bless his act of kindness, love and humanity. Nice one

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Travel / Re: Onyeama: We Don’t Have Resources To Bring Back All Nigerians Seeking To Return by Slimguy0(m): 12:01pm On Apr 23, 2020
This country has failed its citizens. The only people crying to come back are those stuck in China cos of the current discriminatory situation asides them, trust me I don't think people from other parts of the world are willing to come back.
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by Slimguy0(m): 11:50am On Apr 23, 2020
Mini Bottled Gin and a sachet of Chloroquine. Empty the content into the gin and drink up. Its very Bitter but do it... You'll see results next day.
Crime / Re: The Lagos Jungle, Agbole Where Sex Strives by Slimguy0(m): 5:59pm On Feb 27, 2020
scoundrel:
Sex thrives everywhere even in our parent’s bedrooms. Without the act we won’t live to enjoy these days. I hate the way dailies admonish the act like something meant for lower creatures. If one gets aroused in that kind of way then shame is not an emotion we should associate with it.

<3 <3 You're bright <3 <3
Politics / Re: Buratai To Troops: We Are Days Away From Finally Defeating Boko Haram/iswap by Slimguy0(m): 10:10am On Feb 21, 2020
How long shall you continue to give us this story?
How long do you think Nigerians and world would believe your Bants?
Rest Chief.

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Sports / Re: Klopp's Hilarious Reply To A Young Man United Fan Who Wrote To Him by Slimguy0(m): 10:09am On Feb 21, 2020
Imagine the Coach being a Nigerian lol
Travel / Re: Okada, Keke Ban: MC Oluomo In Talks With Lagos Government by Slimguy0(m): 7:52am On Feb 05, 2020
Lol Audio talks. We all know he just went there to mark attendance. There's absolutely nothing he can do.
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Cries: "It Has Been Pains Upon Pains" by Slimguy0(m): 7:51am On Feb 05, 2020
Apparently she no longer gets money from the man that funds are Lavish lifestyle anymore cos his wife dealt with her but then dear I thought you sang a song after the incident (lol). Don't envy people. One down
Politics / Re: Balarabe Musa: Amotekun, Ploy By Yoruba Leaders To Create Oduduwa Republic by Slimguy0(m): 6:01pm On Jan 19, 2020
So it's safe to say most of these northern Elites are Dumb yeah? Exactly. Been coming across various updates lately showing their stupidity and it's irks me. However they're not different from the man you people call your president. Nigerians had a chance but blew it and now we're left to deal with all of these. Smh

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