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Travel / Re: Driving Extract Request by SLOVFO(m): 12:08am On Jul 06, 2023
Can this document by gotten at state FRSC office?
Travel / Driving Extract Request by SLOVFO(m): 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2023
I am about applying for my driving extract from the FRSC website. But I am developing cold feet because of the unreliability of our government institutions (and online portals). Has anyone ever gotten the said document through that website? Is there any other way one can get this document without going through that website?
Education / Re: Anambra State Government’s Position On JAMB/Mmesoma Ejikeme Matter by SLOVFO(m): 3:50pm On Jul 05, 2023
Omoboricash:

I have nothing to gain from attacking your tribe. My best friend is an igbo man from imo state. We have been friend more than a decade. He travelled to Malaysia for his MSC, on his way back he contacted me To pick him up at airport. He spent 2 days in my house before going to his uncle house. He has family in lagos he didnt call them.
I almost marry an Igbo lady i met during my NYSC.
We separated due to religion difference.
The same scenario palyed out in north, no northerners was threatening jamb with law case.
If you dont know the gravity of the girl's offence, that was forgery and purnishment is imprisonmemt.
Stop encouraging fraud.


I am not and will never encourage forgery. In fact, I pray for the downfall of every Igbo man that engages in fraud and the like. Someone, an adult somewhere is involved in this alleged forgery case. That person should be apprehended and punished. Because of the involvement of the social media and the polarised nature of Nigeria this issue has become of public interest.
As for you having Igbos as friends that's cool and human. But that doesn't mean much...I have found out that people from the other "sides" love Igbos when they(igbos) appear subservient and disunited. Whenever Igbos ever rally around and support another Igbo person it is seen as tribalism. Whereas this is what the other ethnic groups have been doing for ages. Buhari's 8 years rule and the circumstances surrounding the emergence of PBAT (and what happened at Lagos state during the last elections) have taught igbos a lesson...I as a person believes in equality and justice.
Politics / Re: Govs Planned To Withhold Salaries, Sack Workers If They Didn’t Win Election: EU by SLOVFO(m): 11:26am On Jul 05, 2023
TemplarLandry:
A fast-fading regional bloc like the European Union should stop pokenosing into our internal affairs. Their unsolicited opinions are inconsequential. Nigeria refuses to be your appendage.

We welcome their interference. Let them continue to interfere until we are matured and humane enough to handle our affairs without tribalism, corruption et al.
Education / Re: Anambra State Government’s Position On JAMB/Mmesoma Ejikeme Matter by SLOVFO(m): 11:24am On Jul 05, 2023
Omoboricash:

She agreed that she actually got 249 against 362 she was caliming.
Where would those people who are fighting on her behalf stand now.
She confessed she got 249. Awon developer gang

Since you started attacking Igbos has your bank account increased? Everything na tribalism to you guys... I am glad that Igbos are waking up to defending their own. If it were before, Igbos will be the first to condemn the girl. The young girl is presumed innocent until proven otherwise. Even if she is guilty she will not be cast away as some of you would expect. She will be encouraged to toll the right part.

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Education / Re: Anambra State Government’s Position On JAMB/Mmesoma Ejikeme Matter by SLOVFO(m): 11:20am On Jul 05, 2023
Goke7:
The state govt is fooling themselves. The girl has confessed already. Waste of time and space

My advice is for the state govt to rehabilitate the girl and get her into vocational training if they mean well for her

See advice . They get her into vocational training?
Education / Re: Anambra State Government’s Position On JAMB/Mmesoma Ejikeme Matter by SLOVFO(m): 11:17am On Jul 05, 2023
Lifestone:
This morning, I asked my daughter who did Jamb last year (2022) for her slip.
Her slip has her picture, same as the claim of Jamb.
Handlers of this girl should stop dragging this issue, that result she's parading is very fake.
Leave emotions aside

Unfortunately this is Nigeria where snakes swallowed government money. Did you expect any sane Nigeria to take what JAMB said at the face value?

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Politics / Re: Mbah Appoints Ladi Akeredolu-Ale MD Of Enugu State Broadcasting Service by SLOVFO(m): 2:14pm On Jul 04, 2023
grin
Jogs1900:

Useless appointment
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by SLOVFO(m): 12:51pm On Jul 04, 2023
Profgordons:
Drivers Extract Expires after 3months, so best you get it shortly before coming. My spouse had hers but didn’t know it expires she was lucky she went to the office with a few days left. Also is it called conversion to G? You would still go through the assessments but it just makes you eligible for a G driving test which is still possible to fail.

Can one get the driving extract at any FRSC state office or must be at their HQ at Abuja?
Romance / Re: "I Love Her"- Victor Hugo Mayor Of Mexico Town Marries Female Crocodile (video) by SLOVFO(m): 9:47pm On Jul 03, 2023
Scarrr:
Why den con tie the bride's mouth on her big big day... 😒

I wanted to ask that too. Why tie the bride's mouth? grin
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: Senator Ifeanyi Uba And Nnewi Vigilante Men Parade In Show Of Force by SLOVFO(m): 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2023
Bidema:
Ohaneze seems to be quiet on the Sit at home
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Ohaneze are made of private citizens of modest means. And some of them live in the SE with their families. Not many of them can afford bulletproof cars and private security that will guide them and their families 24/7. Considering the antecedents of the UGM, openly condemning them will be suicidal for them.
Science/Technology / Re: Cassius: World's Largest Croc Still Growing As It Hits Stunning Age Milestone by SLOVFO(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2023
WhisperedNoise:
That croc looks scary.
It's interesting how many whites treat animals like humans. Look at them calling crocodile "happy boy". Lmao.

It's mostly all about survival bro. You don play with your food.Oyibo land was like Africa before...but come to think of it affluent Asian countries like Japan and so still hunt and eat endangered wildlife. They make pepper soup out of dolphins and sharks.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by SLOVFO(m): 11:12am On Jul 03, 2023
cheesy
Klington:
If it's not joblessness, I don't know why anyone would want waste his/her precious time trying to put goat to sleep.
Celebrities / Re: The Husband I Knew Is No More - Joke Silva by SLOVFO(m): 7:44pm On Jul 02, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


Men especially.

Women fall sick too.
Romance / Re: As A Parent, At What Age Can You Allow Your Daughter Have A Boyfriend? by SLOVFO(m): 7:42pm On Jul 02, 2023
dauntless15:
Yet you can't have sex with your father, staying celibate isn't easy, trust me I know.

But it is possible. With God all things are possible... you must not have sex to live.

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Celebrities / Re: by SLOVFO(m): 6:17pm On Jul 02, 2023
muzically:

Asake began running down the platform at full speed and leaped into the crowd, expecting them to carry him.

The ‘Amapiano’ crooner was giving an exhilarating performance to concertgoers in Portugal when he decided to pull the crazy stunt.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuMNRGnRI4g
grin
Celebrities / Re: The Husband I Knew Is No More - Joke Silva by SLOVFO(m): 6:16pm On Jul 02, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Men should be very nice during their youths, honestly. Stay faithful and give your wives exclusivity.

If you keep cheating like Davido and think we'll solidly be behind you when you age and get frail, you either think twice or keep it up. Old age is coming. We will desert you and you'll live a lonely and painful old age. If Olu had treated Joke badly, they wouldn't have been here today. The lesson is there for the wise ones to learn.

People generally should be good and married spouses faithful to their marriage vows.

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Religion / Re: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by SLOVFO(m): 3:50pm On Jul 02, 2023
daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo


So he no fit find wife for Deeper Life? In the whole of Deeper Life, no wife? This man is not yet ready for marriage.

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Romance / Re: As A Parent, At What Age Can You Allow Your Daughter Have A Boyfriend? by SLOVFO(m): 2:09pm On Jul 02, 2023
Nebes:
Which boyfriend?

What on earth does she need a "boyfriend" for? She is free to have friends both male and female. But boyfriend ( romantic friend) is a no go area until she is ready for marriage. She doesn't need a boyfriend to make her feel complete. She has her father and God.

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Travel / Re: How Much Does Dana Air Charges For A Kilo Of Excess Baggage? by SLOVFO(m): 2:07pm On Jul 02, 2023
Nawa oo... nobody don travel with Dana Air here?
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong For A Christian To Obtain A Chieftaincy Title? by SLOVFO(m): 1:53pm On Jul 02, 2023
Jun
NoahHadNoArk:
You can’t collect a a chieftaincy title, but if you invited to England to accept a Knighthood from the king you will go.

We’ve been programmed to despise, refuse and reject our own traditions while we adore, worship and embrace another man’s culture as being superior.


Who did this to us?!?

Not just knighthood even national awards....
Family / Re: How Do I Handle My Hyper-active Daughter, She's Barely 3years by SLOVFO(m): 1:42pm On Jul 02, 2023
I think say na only me

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Travel / Re: How Much Does Dana Air Charges For A Kilo Of Excess Baggage? by SLOVFO(m): 9:07am On Jul 01, 2023
I have searched the internet and unfortunately couldn't see anything.
Travel / How Much Does Dana Air Charges For A Kilo Of Excess Baggage? by SLOVFO(m): 4:39am On Jul 01, 2023
Hello good people, Please does anyone know how much Dana Air charges for a Kilo of excess baggage? And how reliable is that airline? Your contribution is appreciated.
Celebrities / Re: "Davido Keeps Getting Chioma’s US Visa Denied On Purpose" - Anita Brown by SLOVFO(m): 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
OldBeer:
I remember when ibos were jubilating as if they had won world cup during Assurance era. Their loudness and caustic behavior worsened when she born boy. According to dem, Chioma position is solid as she don born "heir". grin

They thought Yorubas discriminated against gender like they did and refused every advice to the contrary.
Yoruba women suffered during that period ehn...
But see now. See who dem dey use shiit rub for face and she no fit do anything because na Davido hold knife and yam.

He is a miracle working God cheesy grin

See the kind of petty jealousy that runs through your blood And the funny thing is that you are not alone in this... most of your kinsmen on this forum think and act same way too. That Davido, a private citizen, a man like yourself, married an Igbo woman is giving you sleepless nights. And because of that you have to publicly show your prejudice against Igbos. What a shame!

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Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff: More Multinational Companies May Exit Nigeria — MAN by SLOVFO(m): 6:34pm On Jun 30, 2023
Parachoco:
I don't believe this

A lot of Multinationals are making lots of money and are capable of generating their power.


It's not only the multinationals that would be affected. Small businesses will be stifled and those without the capacity to generate power cheaply will go out of business.

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Autos / Re: How Much Do I Sell My Neatly Used 2004 Toyota Camry? by SLOVFO(m): 3:53pm On Jun 29, 2023
Please I need suggestions.
Autos / How Much Do I Sell My Neatly Used 2004 Toyota Camry? by SLOVFO(m): 2:22pm On Jun 29, 2023
Hello good people, I planned selling my neatly used (Nigerian) 2004 Camry any time soon. Can someone suggest a fair price for a car of such nature? I don't want to be ripped off by car dealers.
Politics / Re: NNPCL GMD And Acting CBN Governor Visit President Bola Tinubu In Ikoyi by SLOVFO(m): 12:42pm On Jun 29, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
Anytime I hear CBN I do remember that bald head emefiele. The man has really crashed the economy of the country bcoz of his selfish interest.

Crash the economy? Was he the president of Nigeria at that time? Make Una learn how to lay blame at the proper place
Sports / Re: Alisha Lehmann Leads Instagram Influencers Top 10 List At Women's World Cup by SLOVFO(m): 11:33am On Jun 29, 2023
No African made the list
Business / Re: Fabrics, Fake Human Hair Top Nigeria’s N1.4trn Import From China by SLOVFO(m): 11:31am On Jun 29, 2023
PoloG:
igbos

And who are those that patronises them? Your people obviously. Without a willing buyer there is no market. Importation thrive where there is no local production. And there can't be production without power(electricity). Let the government fix the power sector...
Business / Re: Fabrics, Fake Human Hair Top Nigeria’s N1.4trn Import From China by SLOVFO(m): 11:24am On Jun 29, 2023
God1000:
I cry for my country

How can any sane and patriotic person import fake and substandard goods worth millions of dollars into the country if not for some vested interest involved.

We only hear about budget presentation in Nigeria, the rest is shenanigans and stories.

Until Nigeria get it's power sector up and running nothing meaningful will come out of any purported government intervention programs targeted at the manufacturing sector of the economy. A huge chunk of the cost of manufacturing of goods in Nigeria goes into power generation making our locally manufactured products uncompetitive.

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