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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zoleka, Nelson Mandela’s Granddaughter Dies Of Cancer At 43 by Sluacoast(m): 9:48pm On Sep 26, 2023
I know death is inevitable but I want this phase of going through the media only to jam one kind dead news. Abeg make people stop to die or make una post less terrible and terrifying news. This country has already dealth with it citizen enough already
Sports / Re: C. Ronaldo Misses Out On Ballon D'or Shortlist For The First Time In 20 Years by Sluacoast(m): 10:48am On Sep 07, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool He's making his mulla in Saudi. So?
Abi. But a professional player like Ronaldo shouldn't have a problem with his finances. Even if e no go this Arab league. The guy is loaded. But Arab call is so difficult to ignore.


Forget, money dey football. Even ritualist dey learn for where football dey
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Strongly Rejecting The Girl I Want To Marry by Sluacoast(m): 10:51pm On Aug 21, 2023
Brother. Don't argue with your mama. If she says you shouldn't marry from there. You can kindly obey or follow your own decision and leave the rest of your life with it
Family / Re: Married And Engaged Couples: How Did He Propose? by Sluacoast(m): 7:01pm On Aug 12, 2023
SamuelLoch:


Really?! This is why ladies slap them grin

Of all reasons, na "accusation of theft" all of them fit plan. Totally unacceptable!
Some persons witnessed the guy accusing her and didn't wait to watch the drama till the end. Some might record half of the event and post that they caught a fine girl that stole dollars in church.

Yes, you're right about some people leaving earlier and may end of sharing an incomplete stories to other people. But this took another turn.. people were happy for them, Some were taking pictures, chanting, yelling. That was such a fun day you know. I'm thinking about doing mine in such way. But not that theft o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Family / Re: Married And Engaged Couples: How Did He Propose? by Sluacoast(m): 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2023
I'm still a single young man. I'm almost approaching my 30s. But I'd love to share with you guys the most romantic marriage proposal I've ever witnessed.

I never believe this dude did all these, honestly speaking. What if things never worked as planned and she ended up turning down is proposal, Well, let me quickly elaborate before I bored you guys with an unsolicited epistle.πŸ€—

Well, I was returning from a church service on a very sunny day. The church dismisses and everybody were in a hurry to go home. I heard someone Shouting at the top of his voice inside the church premises. He said someone stole is money which he claimed were in dollar from his bag. He immediately made an order that nobody is allowed to leave the premises. Did you believe he went directly to this lady. Telling her that she was the one who stole his money. That lady was terrified. People were just looking at them. This was going on for the past 20 mins. She tried to explain that she knows nothing about any stolen dollar. The dude immediately order her to check her bag. Behold, there was a black small shining bag inside her bag. She started stuttering. How come. People almost started calling her names that she's a thief.

Before you know what's happening. A handsome young man walked into the church premises and told her to open the bag. I don't know what got into her but it seems obviously that she has gotten a clear glance of what this is all about. Immediately she opened it. She found a ring and the dude went down on his kneels to propose. Omo, una go fear clapping and jubilation. On a second thought I felt this whole marriage proposal saga was fixed and rigged. It looks kind of fictional but I believe that was an entertaining scene to witnessed. Thank you

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Music/Radio / Re: Tory Lanez Sentenced To 10 Years : A Deeper Look Into The Verdict by Sluacoast(m): 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2023
bisinah:


https://www.primebusiness.africa/tory-lanez-sentenced-to-10-years-a-deeper-look-into-the-verdict/

Well deserved punishment. The verdict even pity the fool. He should have gotten more than 10yrs. At least 40yrs. Fool

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Family / Re: My 17th Wedding Anniversary Today And Getting Stronger by Sluacoast(m): 1:31am On Jun 18, 2023
U see that number 2 very important. Don't stop communicating with your women. Even when in distress pls try to call her and explain things to her. I've been in that shoe because your silent might feels u don't value her in your worst period. Communication is the key to a successful relationship/marriage

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Romance / Re: Help My Neighbor's Wife Wants Me To Impregnate Her by Sluacoast(m): 7:17pm On May 24, 2023
Don't dig your own grave with your hands. She's luring you because she's lonely and she needs someone around her since her hubby is mostly not around. My brother don't start what you cannot finish. There's a lot of single women out there. Don't fall for her gimmicks

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Family / Re: Sperm Donor Who Fathered 550 Children Ordered To STOP (Photo) by Sluacoast(m): 10:07am On Apr 29, 2023
When too much of something becomes an havoc. How can only you have all this children
Romance / Do You Have Any Skin Disorder. by Sluacoast(m): 7:52pm On Mar 26, 2023
Hi fellow nairaland. I'm a skin care therapist. I run a cosmetics. Believe me if you're struggling with any skin reaction, pimples, eczema, acne. Cream reaction on your body. You can send a message or call me I will be in touch with you shortly. Your skin care is my priority. Call this line and I will deliver my product to any part you live in Nigeria. Please Patronize me or recommend me to anyone you know struggling in maintaining their skin

Call or chat me on WhatsApp with this Number 08093564763. Remain blessed!
Health / Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Sluacoast(m): 7:46pm On Mar 26, 2023
Ehinjuola:
Hello NLders.....

I have this issue I'm dealing with which seems to be taking ages now.

There are these stubborn black spots in my face which refuse to go after using different antibacterial creams yet the spots are still much visible, will have to wait till dark before I go out.

I run a cosmetics. If you're ready. You can DM me. I will take care of this in no Time


Op. I'm a skin Care therapist. I run a cosmetics. There's a black organic soap I will give to you.
Help! , its really killing me slowly as well as demoralized me. Even my confidence is no more there as I typed this.

In between I'm oily skin person.
Sports / Re: Continued Corruption: Barcelona Charged Over Payments To Former Referees Chief by Sluacoast(m): 9:53pm On Mar 10, 2023
If they're found guilty. They should be punished for taking advantages of others sport teams. This is a big case and should be treated immediately.

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Romance / Today's My Birthday Nairaland by Sluacoast(m): 8:26am On Mar 09, 2023
Good morning to all my beautiful fellow Nigerians and acquaintance from nairaland. Today's my birthday. Could you take a moment to wish me an appealing birthday messages. It Been hell for me for the past few month and this new year to be honest. but I'm glad I'm still alive and still scaling through. God bless you all friends.

My account dey down here if una feel like sending me goodies. Enjoy your day buds x

2092186875 Uba Bank
Romance / Re: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by Sluacoast(m): 9:34pm On Jan 28, 2023
MITCHELL96:
What a way to die πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

71 years old man having coitus with a 22 year old girl? πŸ˜’

71-22= 49 πŸ˜’

Meaning, this man is old enough to be this girl's father and the girl his daughter.

Instead of him to be carrying his grand kids and focus on living a righteous life he say na $ex he want πŸ˜’

I give up on this world!

The girl is Old enough to be with whoever to chooses to be with same goes the man. Make you face front mind your business
Nairaland / General / Re: You Can Now Use Any Keyboard Emoji On Nairaland by Sluacoast(m): 10:04pm On Jan 21, 2023
NairaIand:
Na lie jor
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Yay!!!! It's true ooooooo

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Crime / Re: I Sell Hemp To Survive, HIV Patient Begs, Jailed by Sluacoast(m): 11:09pm On Dec 14, 2022
Herbephe1:



Yeah proper lightening of the clippers, but how could hair brush transmit HIV??
You don't know if someone has an injury on his hair. For example. He has a cut while shaving. There's actually no way most barber can sterilize their brush or they don't even do it. Perhaps HIV virus cannot survive outside that long. It'll die off. But imagine if an infected person made use of the brush and the Barber applied same on you when you're making a shaved on his shop. There's a huge chance of transmission. So get your own brush. E no cost anything

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Sports / Re: Olivier Giroud Surpasses Henry, Becomes France's All-time Leading Goalscorer by Sluacoast(m): 5:48pm On Dec 04, 2022
Congrats to the former blues player. Chelsea made u a better player and a champion. Keep the ball rolling mate.

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Crime / Re: GRAPHIC VIDEO: Nigerians Spotted Cooking A Human Being by Sluacoast(m): 10:26pm On Dec 02, 2022
GeneralPula:

Prop set or crop set, they eat humans in igbo land..

It’s a known thing..
Na movie o. Search for the full clip
Crime / Re: GRAPHIC VIDEO: Nigerians Spotted Cooking A Human Being by Sluacoast(m): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2022
Bankowner:
Are you sure it's not a movie set?
Na movie bro. I have seen the full video 2 years ago. So it's nothing new.
Crime / Re: GRAPHIC VIDEO: Nigerians Spotted Cooking A Human Being by Sluacoast(m): 10:24pm On Dec 02, 2022
Parachoko:


People within the environment are even comfortable with it

I don't think this is the first time dem dey chop person for that community

That community needs to be wife off by the military... Dammmm!!!!

Lol, If I tell you I'm 100% sure this thing is fabricated. This is a movie shoot. Try to Google out the complete video and see for yourself. No allow internet confused una o
Politics / Re: Alex Otti's Campaign Council Chairman, Nnanna Ngwu Is Dead by Sluacoast(m): 10:44pm On Nov 28, 2022
Rest in peace
Celebrities / Re: Davido In Osogbo For Adeleke's Inauguration (photos) by Sluacoast(m): 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2022
God be with davido.
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by Sluacoast(m): 10:54pm On Nov 04, 2022
jubrilELsudan:


ODE LIKE SEY E GO FIT STAND TALK MORE OF LASTING 5 SECONDS
This is a public forum. I believe we're just having fun. Have a pleasant night rest my friend
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by Sluacoast(m): 10:41pm On Nov 04, 2022
jubrilELsudan:


ODE SO NA THAT YOUR SMALL PUPPY EKUKE PRICK YOU WAN USE FVCK
Drop your sister location make she try the rod grin
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by Sluacoast(m): 10:34pm On Nov 04, 2022
jubrilELsudan:



ODE SHE NO GO GIVE YOU FVCK
Somebody's wife for that matter? grin
This just reminded me why zidane headbutted materrazi.
Well, I don't need someone's wife. I need your sister. Hope u no go headbutt me grin grin

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Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by Sluacoast(m): 10:24pm On Nov 04, 2022
qtguru:


It's just indomie sir
Who doesn't know that?? Or my comment doesn't correlate with the op thread?
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by Sluacoast(m): 10:16pm On Nov 04, 2022
It looks scrumptious. It's good to marry a good wife who has a lot of attributes and professionalism in cooking and contributing greatly in the other room.

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Career / Re: Amanda Azubuike Promoted To Brig. General Of The US Army by Sluacoast(m): 9:50am On Nov 03, 2022
EngrOloye:
This is lovely.i believe my daughter or my son will put on this uniform one day.Congratulation sister.
Amen
Crime / Re: Ugandan Man Went For A Head Surgery, Finds His Kidney Missing After Operation by Sluacoast(m): 6:19am On Oct 14, 2022
Wtf. They should arrest that doctor. What kind of rubbish is that. I hope the government should act on time because I believe this is not the first time they've been indulging in something nefarious like this
Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Is Dead by Sluacoast(m): 6:51pm On Oct 13, 2022
Ifakiland:
Drive safely out there guys....accident is real, our body na tissue paper. Thank you.
This just reminded me of DJ Arafat. Please drive safely. Don't drink and drive
Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Is Dead by Sluacoast(m): 6:50pm On Oct 13, 2022
I remember this guy in big brother 2018. Omg. Untimely death took you away. My condolences to his families and Friends

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