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Romance / Re: A Really Like This Girl but I Get No Recognition From Her by Smack1: 11:53am On May 09, 2008
you suck man.

step up your game and stop being such a chicken!
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Cheap Like Pure Water? by Smack1: 11:50am On May 09, 2008
puhleaseeeeeee, who is calling who cheap?

As they always say, birds of the same feather flock together.

therefore if you all contd encountering cheap girls, then you also must be cheap and a broke ass! cool
Career / Re: Are Female Bankers Truly Executive Prostitute? by Smack1: 3:15pm On May 08, 2008
yemivictor:

Dude, you still don't get it do you!?

They ALL get paid!!

The girlfriend on campus gets paid in form of chocolates, assorted sweets and biscuits & even trips to the movies!

The executive prostitute gets paid in form of promotions @ the office on account of her big balance sheet & even in cash and foreign trips from her numerous and rich "customers/clients"!!

The non-executive prostitute (aka commercial sex worker) demands for cash strictly. This could be before or after service, it depends!!!

So you see, they ALL get phock'd and get paid in one way or another!

But of all 3 categories, the non-executive one i like best!!

You know why!? They are free from self deceit!!! grin grin grin

Ponder well before you post abeg! grin


lol, grin. well said! grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by Smack1: 11:24am On May 08, 2008
oopppss, you wish i were. sorry i got em cute flat stomach. wink
Career / Re: Are Female Bankers Truly Executive Prostitute? by Smack1: 11:00am On May 08, 2008
Yup, most of them are, the only diff between them and an average prostitute is they get paid for it.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by Smack1: 10:57am On May 08, 2008
Most of the peeps beating on this thread are guilty as charged. ain't something to be proud off, go stick it in!
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Oluwaseun Osewa? by Smack1: 10:55am On May 08, 2008
He is an egocentric maniac, who is slowly loosing it!

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