lol @ hibiscus

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Vacancy for Business Manager, preferably female. Interested applicant must possess cognate experience in managing a business as well as being apt in the formulation and execution of ideas. She must be able to think out of the box and be a people person able to manage a team.

interested persons should send application and resume to smallbiznig@gmail.com within 2 weeks of this notice.

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1. Marketers are needed in a magazine publishing company situated on the mainland. Interested persons must have 2-3 years experience. Minimum qualification is HND in Marketing, Business Administration or related fields.


2. Cleaners are needed in a cleaning company also located on the mainland. Interested persons should be ready to work on Saturdays. No minimum qualification.

All mails should be sent to smallbiznig@gmail.com

We are in urgent need of a shop for cakes and related materials in a very good location costing not more than 100k. Anyone with any genuine good deal should please let us know at smallbiznig@gmail.com. Thanks

Excellent, adept, target driven, individuals with experience in or interest in marketing are wanted in an advert marketing company situated in Lagos mainland. Interested persons should send application with CV to smallbzinig@gmail.com. Attractive remuneration.

A brand development/marketing officer is wanted in an educational services firm. Interested persons should be mature, honest and hardworking. Experience in or interest in marketing educational services will be an advantage. All applications should be sent to smallbiznig@gmail.com on or before 10th Ocotber 2011. Expected initial remuneration is N30,000 plus 7% commission.

A company involved in cake making requires the services of marketers, caterers and despatch rider for its expansion needs. If you have excellent interpersonal and marketing skills, then apply. Marketing Positions are available for young school leavers as well as experienced marketers. All applications with the position being applied for as subject should be sent to smallbiznig@gmail.com. Please note that subject must be position you are applying for.

Marketing officers are needed in a marketing and enterprise solution company in Surulere, Lagos. Interested individuals must be target driven, intelligent, have an excellent command of the English Language and be honest. Salary is very attractive. All CVs should be sent to smallbiznig@gmail.com. Vacancy closes on the 26th of September 2011.

Sales executives are needed in a marketing company. Interested individuals should have at least one year experience in sales/marketing. Remuneration is salary and commission. All applications should be sent to smallbiznig@gmail.com

This vacancy is now closed. No more CVs please.

A female CEO of a small, growing business requires the services of a female PA urgently. The requirements are as follows:
Must be hardworking
Able to take charge and control
Minimum qualification of Hnd in any degree
Must be able to take decisions firmly
Must be business oriented with experience in marketing
Conversant with HR duties

Please send applications to smallbiznig@gmail.com on or before 9th September 2011

By making unfounded statements bothering on idiocy. If you were defrauded by someone in the past due to your gullibility, get over it and move on. Life goes on. But I rest my case finally. I have a life. Post what you will, I have sufficiently expressed myself and I have got suitable responses to my ad. Take care now and don't trip over your tongue. Bye.

I see how you came about 11000+ posts.

Get a life unwise.

This is truly sad mindless vandalism. What do the businesses destroyed have to do with the drug dealer who was killed by police? This is truly sad. When all this dies down, unemployment will skyrocket yet again in those areas. Its just stupidity at its worst.

So, it would please you immensely if I had asked people to send their cvs to you@you.com. Do you know how much it cost to get a domain name and site? Too cheap these days. If that is all you require before sending your "life history" then it must be very easy to swindle you.

Again I repeat, don't get so hung up about your CV, all any recruitment company will do is throw it in the trash if it doesn't meet their requirements! Except of course it contains your credit card details, or your bank account information, then it is useless!!! Even fraud intended recruiters will do nothing with your "life story". What they probably will want is you to show up and then pay them fees for this or that.

Thirdly, even though you don't consider it professional, this ad adequately delivers on point. People who read it automatically realise that is is for a small business and their expectation is thus primed right.

Finally I must say a big thank you to you for drawing so much attention to this thread. Very many people are willing to take a risk of sending their "life story" in the hope of getting a job without us defrauding them in any manner as the employer pays us directly for our services, making it unnecessary and absolutely inappropriate for us to charge  the applicant.

For the avoidance of doubt I will repeat that we recruit for SMALL businesses. Maybe all the ads you come across are for the Chevrons and the Banks, but note carefully that if you pick up the papers tomorrow you will find plenty ads like the above. There are very many small enterprises adding value to the economy, the likes of which we recruit for. And just by the way, like someone said, don't get paranoid over your CV.

What you think of how we run our business is inconsequential. What is of importance is that you do not call us fraudulent because we are not. I rest my case and will not return to banter words with you.

Ordinarily I do not bother with people such as yourself but I am vexed by your attitude . If you had bothered at all you would have checked and seen that we are a recruiting company and we have posted various vacancies on this forum. Many people have been in contact with us via this site and I dare anyone to say we have acted in any inappropriate manner either fraudulently or in any unprofessional manner towards them. We have never asked for anything from anyone in any manner. If you have a job, good foryou but don't for a second assume that everyone who comes to nairaland is a trickster. That you may be tended towardsfraud doesn't make every one else one.

^^^You haven't displayed wisdom by such an unwarranted and unqualified statement.

A business manager is urgently needed in a growing firm. Required individual should be creative, energetic, very industrious with a high level of integrity. The individual must be able to drive the business to profitability in a short period. Must be someone who is not shy and driven to succeed. Interested persons need not have any experience but must be able to prove themselves within a very short time frame. Remuneration will be allowances and profit sharing. Send application to smallbiznig@gmail.com on or before 14th of August 2011.

A junior web developer is wanted in a growing business. Duties expected include:
web site building
updating
web marketing
graphics design (fliers, posters)

salary for this position is N30,000.
Send application and portfolio to smallbiznig@gmail.com. Please reference as WD

Kindly state the reference (CM07) clearly as your subject in the mail you send otherwise it may not be treated.

please note that position is based in Lagos.

Vacancies exists for Commission Marketers in a growing capacity building company just launched. Selected persons will be marketing the company's training solutions. Interested persons:
. must possess drive, integrity and a passion for excellence.
. be ready to work hard
. opportunity to translate to a salaried position upon appraisal of performance.

All applications for the position should be referenced CM07 with CV should be sent to smallbiznig@gmail.com

Thank you for the responses. Vacancy is now expired. A new one will be posted soon.

its the bank of make-believe

banque du zimbabwe

kolo people. op is probably laughing to the bank already!

nairalanders, una dey try! see response! This has got to be one the most hilarious threads on this forum.

@OP a few ideas have already been put through. YI will reiterate some:
If you truly want to help the needy you will not wait until you are a billionaire, start small even if its only one person you can help.
Dream bug but start small. Whatever your hands find to do (legal), do well
Get mentors who are going where you are or are already there.

No impossible dream gets into this world.If you can conceive it, then you can do it!