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Celebrities / Re: Terry G Announces Retirement From Music by Smartguyboy(m): 9:24pm On Jan 13
My favorite that year
Free madness is the
First album I used my money to buy and I still have the CD 💿. Remember the time he performed at Riv-carnival

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Sports / Re: How Many AFCONs Have You Watched Since 1957? by Smartguyboy(m): 7:58pm On Jan 13
iwaeda:
How many AFCONs have you watched since 1957?
2000 Ghana Nigeria
I watched some of the matches and the finals.
Business / Re: Video Of production Flaring At Dangote Refinery by Smartguyboy(m): 10:36am On Jan 13
ZKOSOSO:
Cooking Lagos and Lagosians slowly but deadly

Una go hear hhwenn from dis boiling toxic pollutants

On top of that......still pay him trillions for doing it

Him go carry the trillions go Kano

Same way south south state have been polluted and nothing to show for it .

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Politics / Re: Customs To Launch E-Auction Platform Next Week by Smartguyboy(m): 1:47pm On Jan 12
Can someone need a nice car for 2m
Romance / Re: How Many People You Nack For 2023 ? by Smartguyboy(m): 3:35am On Jan 12
elmagnifico411:
This body count sef, I really don't understand. Let's say fir example, if u had sex with a lady 10 times before moving on to the next, is your body count 10 or 1?
It’s how many people you had sex with.
Not having sex with one particular person 100 times , it’s still one body count.
Romance / Re: How Many People You Nack For 2023 ? by Smartguyboy(m): 3:31am On Jan 12
4 different babe but on a regular before getting married last year.
Romance / Re: My Near Rape Experience. Young Ladies Learn From This by Smartguyboy(m): 1:00am On Jan 12
Jewessgratitud3:
This is to create rape awareness and warn young girls and mothers out there to take precautionary measures to reduce rape cases because these things happen every now and then and those it happened to may not be able to disclose it to anyone.

Teach your girls never to trust or visit a man alone.

In my case it was a near rape experience on two occasions. One was in the 80s when I was still a kid and the other happened when I was already an adult.

The first one, I was playing with some neighbors children in our neighborhood. They were twin boys and same age as my twin and I.

As we were playing in their house with other children our age, their elder brother, a very big guy in his mid 20s then just walked in and as we all tried to rush out of the house, he just pulled me back, layed me on the bed and lied on top of me. I was just under his stomach struggling, kicking and screaming that he should let me go that my mom is going to beat me. Immediately he stood up and I ran out of the house. The other children didn't know what was going on.

I got home and told my Mom and she quickly checked my body and didn't see anything. She asked me if he touched my body I said no that he just layed on my body. she warned me never to go there again and I stopped.

The second one happened in 2013 after one of my chairmen fired me for turning down his advances.
There was this man that used to give me a lift to work then before I lost the job. He would come to the bustop and pick me. At a point I started avoiding him because it was becoming too much. When he noticed I no longer stood at the bustop he started coming to wait for me in front of my house.
When he came one day and found out I had lost my job, he promised to help me get a job in his office.

One day he told me that there's an opening that I should come let's discuss how I'll go about it. I went there and as soon as I entered his house he shut the door, threw the key in a far corner of his room and pushed me on the bed. Gosh! I felt like my life was over. I started screaming, I pushed and pushed and kicked until he got tired and stood up. I told him to open the door before I do something stupid he now opened and I left. God! That was so close!

Since then I never trusted anyone again. I kept to myself for long and till tomorrow none of my family members know about this. I couldn't bring myself to tell anyone except my then ex though we were not together at the time. I just called him and said see what happened to me and he blamed me for going there. I ended the call and that was it.

Please young ladies and mothers to baby girls, protect your girl child at all cost and always warn them of the dangers of going alone to a mans house.. many have been lured and even killed while struggling with a rapist.

Let's be safe out there

I keep telling girls if you are not ready for sex there’s no need going to any guy house if the person is not your blood brother.
Romance / Re: Dealing With The Mr. Nice Guy Attitude by Smartguyboy(m): 2:57am On Jan 10
Sometimes I am Mr nice if I haven’t gotten the mission complete.

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Romance / Re: I Never Knew Women Are So Manipulative Until I Got Married by Smartguyboy(m): 7:03pm On Jan 09
Wearetheugliest:
I don't understand you o.. una two nor date ni abi wetin you dey talk sef

They pretend during dating you will never notice any fowl play until you are married.

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Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by Smartguyboy(m): 7:13am On Jan 09
obonujoker:


The church is not a con business


David said, "Far be it from you to touch the Lord's anointed" even when Saul was lost already.

Then how come whenever G. O die family member takes over even when they are not pastors?

Eg Daniel Taiwo Odukoya and his family
How come someone like this will become a pastor in Nigeria first in history.

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Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by Smartguyboy(m): 7:05am On Jan 09
Switruth:
The British will always find a way to rubbish Nigeria. Up to date they’ve not been able to unravel the Mistery behind Princess Diana’s death. The Royal English family has committed more atrocities than anyone in the world.

Nigerians!!!!
Always with slave mentality
If you watch the video you will notice the people confessing have been working with him for over 14 years and he have been using them.

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Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by Smartguyboy(m): 7:01am On Jan 09
Obakoolex:
undecidedIn every rumour there's always an atom of truth. But the question remains....what kept the daughter mute when he was alive??
At least she claimed others were brainwashed
.
Who could have believed her ?
Did you watch the video?
They were in prison there where you can’t go out .
Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by Smartguyboy(m): 6:58am On Jan 09
Justnation:
Why all these after the man's demise.
What is the motive?
BBC and Co should take a cold shower

Ads you saying all those innocent people he enslaved there for over 14 years are lying even with evidence?
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Suspends Betta Edu, Minister Of Humanitarian Affairs by Smartguyboy(m): 6:52am On Jan 09
kenny160:
you people obviously do not know who Tinubu is, you are just hating, you can blame him for anyother thing but beeing tribalistic? NO he is not Buhari. The man is the only Governor that welcome all tribes in his cabinet when he was a governor. So dnt talk like that again.
I will remind you this later if she will resign or replace.
Politics / Re: Rivers: No Regrets Making Fubara Governor, I Bought His Nomination Forms – Wike by Smartguyboy(m): 2:51pm On Jan 08
If I had wanted, nobody would have stopped me. Nobody had what it takes to even be near me.

What kind of power this man have to be speaking like this with authority?

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Suspends Betta Edu, Minister Of Humanitarian Affairs by Smartguyboy(m): 2:34pm On Jan 08
I can place a bet she will be replace by a south-west

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Romance / Re: How Would You React To Your Girlfriend Blocking You From Viewing Her Status by Smartguyboy(m): 5:25am On Jan 08
felasey1:
So guys

How would you react if find our your girlfriend
blocked you from viewing her status on Whatsapp?

Seems no biggie but what about the intentions behind?
You are dating an olosho bro
She will always block you while selling and advertising her good .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Sort Out Accommodation When You Travel To Another State. by Smartguyboy(m): 2:16pm On Jan 07
GloriaSabipeepz:
Same o, got an interview Job from Leadway in Lagos this week but I can't make it because of accommodation issue

You go look for cheap guest house nah or if the place is in island there is a place called Lekki phase 3 where Dey have batcher housing for rent and it very cheap.
During my nysc in Lagos my colleague who came from far place rent house there just to stay for few days before my PPA gave us accommodation. I was coming from ikeja cantonment to ajah.

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Sports / Re: Meet the five women referees who will be at the AFCON 2023 (Photos) by Smartguyboy(m): 12:30am On Jan 06
God1000:
Nice one, but no Nigerian female referee among them

Nigerian male referee don’t even smell near come to think of the female.
TV/Movies / Re: Tinubu, Atiku Hail Funke Akindele On 'A Tribe Called Judah' by Smartguyboy(m): 6:03pm On Jan 05
Cheryph200:
Best movie I watched that is 100 interesting to me this year ..though na telegram I watch am as I no get money for cinemas

Where you watch am for telegram?
Romance / Re: Have You Noticed USA Whatsapp Have AI Tools While Nigeria Don’t Have ? by Smartguyboy(m): 2:43am On Jan 05
Lifeitself:
There is AI chat bot for Nigeria too. Ask nd I will show u

I don’t need it
Just asking why USA WhatsApp have it and Nigeria don’t
Romance / Re: Have You Noticed USA Whatsapp Have AI Tools While Nigeria Don’t Have ? by Smartguyboy(m): 2:42am On Jan 05
CareerBegger:
You can't afford to to pay for the proper functionality of WhatsApp and Facebook.
You are currently using the free version
It’s free for USA WhatsApp users
NYSC / Re: Mobilisation: How Undercover Reporter Breached Our System To Enrol Twice – NYSC by Smartguyboy(m): 5:06pm On Jan 04
Ireportlive:
cool



There was no breach

In all database, the owners set a field to flag data duplication

In the case of NYSC Email and Phone number was used

There are many people with the same first and last name in Nigeria


The guy simply used another phone number


Does it make sense if NYSC calls you everytime someone with your Surname and Last name Registers

.
How about biometrics?
NYSC / Re: Mobilisation: How Undercover Reporter Breached Our System To Enrol Twice – NYSC by Smartguyboy(m): 5:00pm On Jan 04
SoNature:


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/mobilisation-how-undercover-reporter-breached-our-system-to-enrol-twice-nysc/

Useless people so the person change his phone number and email to register again .
What happened to his old passport, name , matric number, reg number, biometric capture?
Romance / Have You Noticed USA Whatsapp Have AI Tools While Nigeria Don’t Have ? by Smartguyboy(m): 3:41am On Jan 04
The 1&2 is USA WhatsApp
The 3 is Nigeria WhatsApp.

Travel / Re: Should I Keep My Federal Job Or Travel to the U.K by Smartguyboy(m): 10:07pm On Jan 03
mistacoco2:
Hello guys,

For some days now I have been on a serious dilemma whether to resign from my federal government job that pays me above N200k for my current position and migrate to the UK or stay in naija and set up a business to augment my salary. I will be 34 years next year, I feel traveling to the uk for studies next year September will delay my chances of getting married, as I have planned not exceeding 34 years without getting married.

I belong to the school of thought that believes can make it in Nigeria despite all odds. However, considering the economic realities of the country, I have recently contemplating of japa and maybe get a Nigerian lady for marriage after my studies.

Please I earnestly need matured advice from you guys to know how to start the coming year.
Cc:Justwise

How una Dey take
Get this federal job self ?
Business / Re: Cosmetics Or Building Materials, Which Is More Lucrative?? by Smartguyboy(m): 11:41am On Jan 03
1) Don’t go into business you don’t know anything about, can you mix cream? Are you familiar with perfumes?

2) Business is all about foresight, because others are doing it and you want to do it, location matters a lot , I have seen people who open shops they did not sell anything till the shop expired and they pack out.
Politics / Re: Clerk Of Rivers Assembly Says Hon Edison Ehie Was Not Elected Speaker by Smartguyboy(m): 6:26am On Jan 03
aribisala0:
I think YOU are the one deceiving yourself

The speaker remains unchanged and Fubara will go and bow literally in front of him to present the budget properly
I am sure Tinubu warned him to forget about any Federal allocation unless he complies and we know Rivers state cannot survive without allocation

Who told you that ?

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Politics / Re: Clerk Of Rivers Assembly Says Hon Edison Ehie Was Not Elected Speaker by Smartguyboy(m): 6:24am On Jan 03
What will happen to the 2024 budget?
Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by Smartguyboy(m): 7:48pm On Jan 01
You been brainwashed 🧠
Nobody knows what is sin in the eyes of God .
Romance / Re: I Am About To Cheat On My Partner For The First Time by Smartguyboy(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01
Just let them know you have a serious girlfriend so they will know their place in your life that the format I always used so you will not say I wasted your time and always use CD before Dey will tie you down with pregnancy 🫃.
Politics / Re: Demolition Of Computer Village Powa Section by Smartguyboy(m): 3:57pm On Dec 31, 2023
Just imagine you are in your village and you are hearing Dey are demolishing your shop.

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