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Travel / Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by Smasma: 4:34am On Oct 27, 2023
Please someone who is already in canada for just 2 months with work permit, what are the requirements for such person to bring his spouse over to canada from Nigeria.

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maternal:


My uncle put down 30k Canadian cash for my cousins international fees each year with boarding. He's been getting a visa ever since. So I can't answer your question but that amount gives you an idea.
Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by Smasma: 6:13am On Sep 01, 2023
Emeks008:
You are on your own if you don't Have the stick with you grin

Bros even if they give me ten of that stick, I am not chilling
Nairaland / General / Re: Gaboon Viper Killed In My Neighbourhood Today by Smasma: 6:11am On Nov 05, 2021
federal9:
They call this snake "tomorrow is too late"

One bite without any quick response is death. I pray none of us will get bitten by this snake or similar ones that are venomous.

Tomorrow is too FAR
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 85th Birthday: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Him by Smasma: 7:56pm On Jul 13, 2019
spinner500:
Happy birthday CB of Tortuga!

May you derio forever. Ahoy seadogs. . . Rum pyrates rum.

We chant!

Yoha to ur bones!

Ahoys!

Pointless altercating an atos . . . it could have been worse!


Seun, lalasticlala

Most high lagger grin grin

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Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka At 4 Months In November 1934 by Smasma: 7:20am On Mar 08, 2019
ICHBW.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Crowd Looking For Job As Road Cleaners In Enugu. Photo by Smasma: 10:07pm On Feb 20, 2019
madridguy:
Hypocrite, you mean under PDP everyone is painful employed? If yes, what led to Abba Moro job recruitment scam that over 20 people lost their lives?

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Painful employed kwa?
Kneel down let me pray for your pains.
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Ansys Cfd, Fea, Multiphysics, by Smasma: 5:29pm On Nov 12, 2018
Please where can one learn this?
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Smasma: 4:48pm On Oct 19, 2018
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Smasma: 10:13am On Oct 17, 2018
Any game today to play
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Smasma: 10:32am On Oct 14, 2018
grin grin for this 3.something odd?
You take 1 million play am
UncleDeborah:
Woke up to find my account balance loaded. This money I won can feed some people on this thread for 3 years. ..

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Smasma: 8:29am On Oct 14, 2018
Abeg make una leave quarrel and long talk , let us concentrate .
Let's win some games
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Smasma: 7:44am On Oct 14, 2018
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Caught With Cocaine In Her Vagina In India (Photo) by Smasma: 2:14pm On Jul 10, 2018
Where is it ?

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Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka As A Student At University Of Ibadan In 1952 (Throwback Photo) by Smasma: 6:55am On Jun 19, 2018
Ziggylady:
Before his Pirates Confraternity set the stage for criminal hooliganisms in our Higher Institution of Learning in this country...through the proliferation and abuse of 'Confraternities'

SB4S... You are not liberated, stop saying what you don't know.
Politics / Re: Civil Servants’ April Salary May Be Delayed by Smasma: 2:58pm On May 02, 2018
Olumyyde:

Funny enough, I found out federal workers started receiving their April salaries since thursday last week.
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Anyway not all federal workers or federal establishment have received even up till today.
Politics / Re: Civil Servants’ April Salary May Be Delayed by Smasma: 6:49am On May 02, 2018
No salary yet, is it that they have not rectified or what?
Politics / Re: Benue Killings Design To Divide Nigeria - President Buhari Says by Smasma: 8:15am On Apr 27, 2018
onward4life:
I Suspected that too! The killing became regular!

I too suspect Ipods 4D killings reasons, they are the only terrorist group duly recognised in Nigeria...



Lying mo ha med(icine)

Onye iberibe
Politics / Re: Civil Servants’ April Salary May Be Delayed by Smasma: 7:09am On Apr 27, 2018
Hmmmm. Na wah ooh
Car Talk / Re: How To Secure A Car Battery While On Vacation by Smasma: 7:33am On Apr 11, 2018
Remove the battery from the car and store in a cool and dry place.
Don't keep on a cement floor, rather on top of a wooden platform.
With this , the battery can stay up to 2 months without running down or out of current.

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Romance / Re: Eudoxie Yao Stuns In Bikini In Lagos, Nigeria (Photos) by Smasma: 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2018
Hades2016:
My G's where una da
Bros this hard times we don't use Vaselin again because it will finish within 1 month.
Just buy big gallon of shampoo and you will use it for 6 months.
Wisdom no go kill me grin grin
Romance / Re: Eudoxie Yao Stuns In Bikini In Lagos, Nigeria (Photos) by Smasma: 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2018
Hades2016:
My G's where una da
Lol

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Romance / Re: Blogger, Nancy Desire: "Should I Keep My Virginity Till Marriage?" by Smasma: 12:30pm On Feb 13, 2018
Sell it at JUMIA.

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