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Religion / Re: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by smite(m): 9:20pm On May 08, 2016
SweetBoyFriend:
Religion is the biggest scam to mankind.

Adam and Eve were the only living people in the world at that time, the had sex and had only two sons named Cain and Abel also had one daughter named Seth.

Cain and Abel later had many children.
Who did the son had sex with ??

Their sister i guess (Incest)

This is how Christians will tell me that there's some in heaven called Jesus Christ.
When was Jesus born ?? 300 billion years ago grin
But you will show me a picture and tell me this is Jesus, maybe you took a picture of him with your IPhone 6


your comment made be roll on the ground!

but seriously, Christians consider incest as a sin, yet God watched Adam's children commit such awful sins. to me this was a more gruesome offense, than punishing People for eating a damn apple.

secondly, if God was the same yesterday and today, why did he condone incest back then and now consider it a sin? why did he condone owning slaves back then, but now it is considered a sin?

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Religion / Re: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by smite(m): 9:16pm On May 08, 2016
SweetBoyFriend:
Religion is the biggest scam to mankind.

Adam and Eve were the only living people in the world at that time, the had sex and had only two sons named Cain and Abel also had one daughter named Seth.

Cain and Abel later had many children.
Who did the son had sex with ??

Their sister i guess (Incest)

This is how Christians will tell me that there's some in heaven called Jesus Christ.
When was Jesus born ?? 300 billion years ago grin
But you will show me a picture and tell me this is Jesus, maybe you took a picture of him with your IPhone 6


your comment made be roll on the ground!

but seriously, Christians consider incest as a sin, yet God watched Adams children commit such awful sins. to me this was a more gruesome offense, than punishing People for eating a damn apple.
Romance / Re: Girl Curses Ex-Boyfriend After Abortions by smite(m): 9:40am On May 08, 2016
I often wonder how people live comfortably with themselves after doing such evil things.
Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini’s Mother Sells Bread For Survival In Kwara (photo) by smite(m): 4:32pm On May 07, 2016
Onyiibazz:
This is the reason why people are advised to help others. So that when you're gone, those people would keep your image alive. Had the guy raised pillars in his family, they would have been taking care of his mother today.


I don't agree with this. when my popsi lost his job as the GM Nigeria Airways, friends and family he helped all ran away. mum sacrificed all, things are getting better now... those silly and shameless people are trying to reconnect.... but once bitten twice shy

best advice.... invest for the rainy days... not help particularly friends and family. even if you got excess visit the motherless homes or IDP camps... their prayers is more valuable than that of traitors

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Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy Flashes Her Panties While On A Shopping Spree In US. Photos by smite(m): 10:53am On May 07, 2016
abeg what part of the country is Maheeda from? she's worst than this
Politics / Re: Photos Of Hausa Man Burnt In Aba Yesterday by smite(m): 9:09pm On May 06, 2016
Lovetinz:
Did anybody notice that there is no Stretcher and protective clothing (mouth and nose) worn by the evacuators?

I noticed too... I just shook my head!
this country is just too '' Local" and backward... we truly have got a long way to go
Celebrities / Re: Psalm Okpe: Eucharia Anunobi Slammed Over Pastor's Sex Scandal by smite(m): 7:09pm On May 06, 2016
floragregs:
I can't forget her sex scene inside bath tub with zack orji in one movie in those days. I done forget the name.

Glamour Girls

damn, I replied you, but just discovered over a dozen people have done same before I did #searching for delete button#
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh's YAGI Logo Unveiled By Adekunle Gold, Nigerians Compliment by smite(m): 10:12am On May 06, 2016
blesoh:
As you don turn God or wetin mtheeew
I love this reply!
Romance / Re: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by smite(m): 8:21am On Apr 05, 2016
fellis:
A woman can ask for permission to watch films in your house without having ulterior motives for heaven's sake.

How do you guys reason? Nigerian men mistake everything as invitation for sex.
If you smile at him=invitation for sex.
Answer him when he says hello=invitation for sex.
You look in the direction he is standing=invitation for sex.
Acknowledge his existence in anyway at all= invitation for sex.

May God deliver all of you. No wonder there is so much rape going on in the country.

sister bless you for this... just when I was thinking I belong to the stone age. nobody again believes in platonic relationship between male and female. everything nah sex sex sex. not even considering their individual health status

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Romance / Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Man That Has Slept With Several Women. by smite(m): 12:03am On Apr 01, 2016
Lezzlie:
it only takes a pretentious girl like you to create this kind of baseless thread!!!

You have a doused pusssyy, slackened by varying sizes of phalluses which have made your vagina elasticity lose its ability to hold your urine.


And your brain is no better, you can't think beyond bestial survivability and primal existence. You're the contemporary definition of numskull.


How the fück are you going to find out if your man has filled different püssies? By his say-so ?

Dumbass!!!

Girls like you are more than satisfied marrying a slumbering drunk who staggers home from a road-side bar while you wait eager for his flaccid peniis to make feverish and futile penetration into your eager, dick_starved püssy.

I bet you can even convulse in an epileptic fit of anxiety at the sight of a real diiïck.


Muttonhead-crone!!!
Keep deceiving yourself until menopause catch up with you.

Lame Dissimulator!!!


why all these trash? why you so pained? she made her opinion and all this nasty words won't change anything

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Romance / Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Man That Has Slept With Several Women. by smite(m): 11:57pm On Mar 31, 2016
Maxi112:
can u just listen to ur self ma'ma!
U date stud and marry the good guy


after d stud done chop finish u then carry d raminat to ur husbands house Abi



oh God protect my future wife wherever she is.. cause I don't no what this world is turning in to

that's the reason "baby mama" is on the rise. no smart man is ready to pay heavy bride price on a woman who has been use mercilessly by a stud for free.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Friend's Girlfriend With Another Man: To Tell Or Not To Tell by smite(m): 6:25pm On Mar 22, 2016
Amusaopeyemi:

To think the other friend is even using Alcohol to do the girl. Drilling something that someone else will end up paying brideprice on.

this is so funny!
this is why I've got second thoughts about marriage.

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Health / Re: Pregnant Woman Rejected By Cameronian Hospital,Operated By Her Niece In Open Air by smite(m): 5:11pm On Mar 13, 2016
this brought tears to my eyes! I had to run to my room, else my mum and friend will think one chick sent me a breakup text.

this one of the reasons I became an Atheist... no loving, kind and merciful sky-daddy will sit and watch this happen.
Family / Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by smite(m): 12:22am On Mar 10, 2016
2good:


A man is responsible to his kids not a problematic ex wife. Why should the man always be the one to give? Don't men and women get thesame education and opportunity in Nigeria?

I keep asking ladies this same question... why do they always have to rely on a man...whereas both got the same education and opportunities in life
Health / Re: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by smite(m): 5:37pm On Feb 27, 2016
Creamish:


Sweets its not a serious fight... Having fun wit d voltrons. My message has been passed. Those guys who luv generalizing statements should quit doing it.

U know me na... wink

Respect Lady! You, akike and the other brave ladies really made my day!
I have been "liking" both of you comments...wish I could give multiple likes!
to those Nigerians butt licking....SHAME on you All!
unah go butt lick Ameriacan ass, Candanian ass, now nah Idian....soon you guys will butt lick a Kenyan ass.

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Science/Technology / Re: He-goats Try To Rape Another Goat (video) by smite(m): 9:32am On Feb 14, 2016
Teespice:
this thread reminds me of how distracted I got watching two goats having sex.

how this goat was chasing the female up and down. Obviously, it was on heat. the way it would mount the female from behind and it's kini will shoot out and the humping begins.

thank my chi that the woman whose shop I went to did not notice as she wasted time looking for my balance.

I am so perverted. smh.

lolz! could have joined them for a three-some or join the next set
Politics / Re: Man Who Was Beaten By Military Cadet On Channels TV (Photos) by smite(m): 12:21pm On Feb 08, 2016
that guys wasted so much time... two years is more than enough to track one or two of those bastard and waste their lives....I might even release a video, showing them suffer and promising to deal with others fools in the future.

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Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Spotted Buying Goat Meat by smite(m): 8:24am On Dec 24, 2015
LesbianBoy:
Anytime i see this Empress Njamah girl i always remember what timaya did some years back at the 'headies' (then called hip hop world award) while receiving his award

Award presenter: And the winner for best reggae single is timaya!

Timaya: ''Shout out to my fans bla bla bla and finally shout out to empress njamah''......then he places the award plaque on top his dick, holding it as if he was holding his dick and someone was sucking it. Camera caught the faces of some people at the award show and it was 'epic'! Lol......its obvious he fuvked empress njamah's big nyansh while there relationship lasted! Timaya sha! cheesy

Indifferent about the topic...this story sounds more interesting.

tell us more...
Computers / Re: How To Enable Hibernate Mode Feature On Windows 8/8.1 Shutdown Options by smite(m): 12:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
Epukaa:


Go ahead guy. Since I downloaded it, I am enjoying it more than anything else. But after download, it is after about one week or more that your resolution will come to normal, but initially, you will feel like throwing your computer away.

please how do I download the window 10? and what is the size, I mean the amount of Gig?
Politics / Re: Why President Buhari Is Always Traveling Abroad - Garba Shehu by smite(m): 1:50pm On Nov 28, 2015
this is where Nigerian and other African nations keeps getting it wrong. our leaders keep running to the western nations seeking for help. They are so dumb and myopic. those western countries might only pretend to help, but silently exploiting us. If we must grow as a nation, we've to do it ourselves.
nah so our forefathers mumu dem self, missionaries came, taught them to close their eyes while praying, before they opened it, white men don thief our resources, sell their children into slavery.
president Buhari must sit his ass here, and think of ways to move this country forward. nobody is ready to offer you help without getting something of better value to them

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Business / Re: How A White Man Surprised All In The Bank by smite(m): 10:57am On Nov 07, 2015
raayah:
Most Nigerians know how to speak English, Yoruba, Igbo and other foreign languages fluently.

I don't understand how a white man speaking Igbo makes him better than a Nigerian .

you're smart!
Religion / Re: Here Are Things The Holy Spirit Does: Biblical Backings by smite(m): 11:02am On Oct 25, 2015
is the holy spirit scared of tougher tasks? Holy Spirit forget about offering today, why don't you visit any general hospital of your choice this Sunday and heal all the patients, infants and kids suffering excruciating pain as a result of heart disease, sickle cell, inflammatory, kidney failures. why don't you visit those children starving with food packages.


during testimony Christians be like: " halleluyah, yesterday while returning from the market, a speeding vehicle almost hit me, but for the holy spirit, who a little blew breeze, the car swerved to the left and killed 5 people...I thank God for my life"
Business / Re: He Has 800k And Is In Search Of A Good Business To Start by smite(m): 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2015
adorable29:


What you should ask is if members of his family, clan, village and LGA don't deserve 500k before December. Abi is 3500 that much to sacrifice for 500k?

How can pple be so dull as to fall for this fraudsters!

one trillion like to this! more critical thinking to your brain cells

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Religion / Re: 5 Reasons God Doesn’t Answer Your Prayers by smite(m): 9:32am On Oct 18, 2015
so God must have some crazy reason to answer the prayers of children suffering from hunger, heart disease, God requires reasons before he answers prayers of children dying in a refugee camp, children dying in hospitals, innocent children that died in earthquake, wars...that God is Mischievous. even my late father here on earth with all his imperfections, doesn't need so much begging before he provides for my needs

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Politics / Re: ‘ Why There Is Improved Power Supply’ - Acting MD YEDC by smite(m): 8:14pm On Aug 24, 2015
but in my area there's nothing like that...we haven't seen electricity for the past two weeks...yet at the end of the month the fools would still bring their crazy bills

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Crime / Re: Why I Slept With My Friend’s Teenage Daughter – UNILAG Lecturer. Picture. by smite(m): 3:31pm On Aug 08, 2015
I know it guy...he comes to invigilate us during exams in Lasu external system. he's short and acts like James Bond, very strict. If found guilty, he should face strict punishment.

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Politics / Re: "I Asked God To Protect Me By Making Jonathan Lose" - Amaechi by smite(m): 9:06am On Aug 04, 2015
African mentality! so God answered your witch hunting prayer for another man's downfall?
he also has a God that answered his prayers too...you lost your elections too.
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of This Man, by smite(m): 11:44am On Jul 30, 2015
oyefeel:
He must be wo4king in Bakery i guess
sure! we have lots of local bakeries in my area, that is exactly how their workers foots, room and foam looks like. in fact they keep their environment so untidy that I've decided to stop eating agege bread no matter the inviting aroma of a freshly bark bread
Crime / Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by smite(m): 11:22am On Jul 30, 2015
some things can't be holistically bad...imagine if there were no prostitutes to help that dude test drive his 'lost but found tool'...who'd have volunteered his wife or girlfriend?
Religion / Re: Reasons Why You Must Not Go To Hell Fire by smite(m): 11:00am On May 10, 2015
I say to you after like a thousands years God would be forced to banish all who made heaven to hell because of boredom, and desire for change. you wake up from sleep and all you do is clap and giving praises to God.
God has been battling with sin/disobedience since the days of Adam. the bible gave account of different nations wiped out by flood, fire,droughts and disease for sin, eventually God decided to send his only son, but still yet disobedience. promise of heaven & Hell seems like his next solution to battling human disobedience/sin

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs Girlfriend After She Caught Him Sucking Her Sister's Boobs by smite(m): 11:02pm On May 09, 2015
BigElEddy:
Adonbilivit. Maybe him wife no get breast. Revive him and let's hear his side of the story. Maybe she poisoned him for sucking her sisters breast and then he stabbed her then ran out of the house looking for help and then collapse on the way ( saw a movie that look almost like that once). Or maybe he's just crazy. Let's justice be done.
yeah! I have also seen a Nigerian move similar to this.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Running For British Parliamentary Seats by smite(m): 9:16am On May 08, 2015
uzolexis:


what u feel about me has no effect on me whatsoever,even a strand of hair on my body will not be affected cos u r very inconsequential, instead d hate in ur hrt will suffocate u n it's u who will loose at the end so pls keep on hating.
best reply I have ever seen since I joined this forum. 1 billion likes!

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