Please watch yah mouth , i really respect ladies and never meant to have a dirty approach or impression towards any , i guess this is a romace corner of Nairaland .

Abi is it a crime to be real , WHY POURING LIBATION FOR HOSTILITY , HABBBAA.

I know there are still good and sensible ladies that are not too abusive or full of accusation

could this be real or joke , tell me something , can u ?

WHY NOT SPECIFIC,

AND WHAT LOCATION AND HOW MUCH ??

MR AGENT

how can someone go about it now i am not in Nigeria , but will be back by December 20th , can u still get me a suitable plot of Land at 350k and i am ready to pay immediately with all documents embedded .

U can email me at : gbemisola5050@yahoo.co.uk

Can i get a landing property at Ikorodu for 200k just a plot

Haba , that is too preposterous , and unethically outrageous , that price is too unfreindly , 18 seaters , why


I need like 600k-700k

Miss B , well never mind any critics , that may have saddled your unfettered opinion about man , just too good to be good but hard to come by , May I know you further ,, still single I guess,


Easy

My good Friend of Nairaland, I am based in Bilbao Spain, and I have planned to invest in communication , as i guess it is non seasonal !, could you advise and enlighten me , the best area one could ship-in my hard earned EURO, say like €18,000 euro.

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Atmospheric reaction of Charcoal when burnt
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Hmm Mr Moyola , why few naija sometime pessimistic , haba i thank God , is never my Boss Car as u said , and mind you CAR IS NOT A NECESSITY HERE as you people deem it , I work for my money alright

Thanks anyway

By his special grace is mine , work b4 pleasure .

Never get me wrong , I was not generalizing but being conservative , and erstwhile having a superficial reservation , Please don't get me crucified .

Nice meeting Naija Girls i miss you all

Most of the concepts, we in the alien land like myself, have about Naija ladies is that most of these ladies are covetous and are believed to no longer interested or get fascinated about who you are, but now is what you have to offer them , I mean Money .
    Please someone in Nairaland should help me out , How true is this , can some one still going to meet a God fearing  lady to marry in Naija .


HELP ME OUUUUUUUUUT

I need a slim dark -hale girl , i fit girl from naija , serious anyone there , Smith , from Spain

Provide your contact , telephone and how to go about , can we meet me

Can u get a landing property for me at IKORODU , a PLOT asking price : 150- 200k , can u get it , if possible
u can contact my sister at : +2347083367979

Which of these apex BANKS in Nigeria offer the highest INTEREST RATE to fixed depositor.

and at what period of time does it cover ?


is it Access Bank Nigeria Limited ?
First, Intercontinetal, UBA , Zenith , please help me out

I am Gbemisols , based in Bilbao Spain, I need an intuitive confidant and a relevant advise on business economy of my country , Naija , especially in starting a good investment .

1. Can someone start business in Nigeria with $20,000
and

2.
what are the area this capital could hold on and the risk adventures involve there in.

Different views and comprehensive initiatives from Nairalanders would be mostly appreciated !

Can anyone of likewise mind get me commercial bus 18 seaters from cotononu , and i request for the price . Please i need this urgently,

You can contact my sister on : +2347083367979

O boy , can u make it 200k , then if possible call my sister on :+2347083367979

I need nice CLK from cotonou and can some get it and drive it back to Lagos, and what is the cost , But please must be from 400-500k, You can call this number : 002347083367979 or email me to gbemisola5050@yahoo.co.uk Urgent

and what about , 120k , i may slug it out to my old man for Lagos cruising, u gree

and how much is the bride price ? Mr enough this suspense , really wanna know the price then we make it a deal ,

I guess so , though i am not in Nigeria based in Bilbao , Spain, i love nairaland forum , it is quite intriguing and educative and sometime funny just like u said of that car , that may have been emanated from a Gun Point , well I agree with you ,

To the seller , can u concur to 350k then i can arrange somebody in Lagos to pay for the Car , here is my sister ( SEUN ) number : 002347083367979 or you email to : gbemisola5050@yahoo.co.uk

Cant you beat the price down , i mean reduce it from asking 1.m to like 900k , then i can arrange you the money , I am eager alright

Can you get me a good Honda, camry for 400k at Cotonou on delivery to Lagos, every every, please i am serious alright

I am serious right , then how much could that E-Class Tokunbo cost ? Just be candid and down to the earth , friend and give me the contact of the fella I am gonna contact

I am Gbemisola Smith , resident in Bilbao Spain, I am planing back home December,2008.

I NEED AN URGENT ASSISTANT ON ANY NICE TOKUNBO CAR FROM COTONOU, MAY BE WITHIN THE RANGE OF 250- 300K .

BRAND : HONDA OR BENZ E- CLASS

I Require a reliable Nigerian that could help get the contact of a good and God fearing person to access their Link

POISON ANTIDOTES –

REVIEW AND REVISE BY SMITH

What is Activated Charcoal ? and of what it effect could it be as an antidote to health hazards like poison?

Activated charcoal is a highly absorbent gritty black material commonly found in air and water filters. Activated charcoal is created by carbonizing organic matter in a kiln under anaerobic conditions and activating the material with oxidizing gases like steam or air at high temperatures.



CURE FOR POISON AND PROCEDURES



ACTIVATED CHARCOAL POWDER:
Formula:

To make an Activated Charcoal Slurry, you must:
1. Add 1 tsp. of Activated Charcoal Powder to an 8 oz. Glass of PURE Water and stir.
NOTE: LOWER the Dosage to 1/2 tsp. or ADD Psyllium Husks, if the Person, who NEEDS HELP, has a tendency to become constipated. And drink through a Straw, if the grittiness is a PROBLEM.

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