I am fed up and tired with this , too smart and over -sharp Lagos ladies , I beg I need another turn table , that will be submissive and chassis , Can I get one ?

Well it has been a customized way of life and is totally a way of life mostly in the western world , that when you get married , the word that comes out with a wrong preference is , "FOR BETTER FOR WORSE "


Please , the good fellow of Nairaland , how many people , just be candid and be truthful , can be REAL VICTIM OF THIS COMPLICATED WORD , FOR BETTER FOR WORSE SYNDROME .

I wonder in this world of ours , why most ladies never reckon with a guy whose ways are clean but , only appreciate the frustrating ends with a freak !

Ladies love the fake men with lyrics in the mouth , true or false

First of all I greet every contributor who has in one way or the other clarify this guy on his wish or plan of relocation .

But one thing I want everyone of us including me once a resident of Madrid , Spain , is that nothing like home , this is the greatest mistake we youth have been making , i must confess , even here in Madrid things are even more excruciating than the " forbidden Nigeria" as they use to say , come see fellow Nigerians loitering all around corners doing nothing ,

But I am quite sure if they are in Nigeria for awhile at least they must have done something reasonable with their wasted time .

Nigeria is the best place , let us be patriotic, and respect the law of the land even when we have despotic leaders that respect the law of the Land .

I know one day , Nigeria , and the Nigerians will be one of the best developed nation in the world like US , Canada, UK and the rest .

Stay in your country , stop running from your shadow

Smith

Resident of Spain
Now relocated fully in Nigeria

Huhn ! what a nice option , very nice and athletic ,

Trial will convince , you can in our Guinness book of Record

Who is true SNOWBALLER ?,

, one who can hack ladies or bobos well just like the scammers Hack Akate,

who do you think can fall into the trap of INFATUATION ,

1. The - [b][/b]Demand, I mean the Ladies

2, Supplier, I mean the Bobos ,

My peopl for Naira land help me oooooooooo I want know , ?

Sorry !! I am not a copy cat or what you call me , I am writing based on my little observations of people's view and sense of reasoning , You rather contribute than , criticizing blatantly , Gbemisola , Spain

She girls how are you today !

HUhun habba , I agree with you my guy , they are Thieves , who is fooling who ? , well no one can scam ordinary Naija of age less than 2 yr not to of coming to NAIRALAND to fool the elite like us , THIEFFFFFF

Then if you want to make quick cash as you said go t Benin, and start Robbing on xpress way , u better be killed once

she girls ,well i av obey naija rules , it is been obviated !!

what is that suppose to imply , i thought this is a scam free for all Nigerian and for the elite , and why did you sound obscured. You have a dirty mind Mr ,

, I am requesting for advise from Nigerian not scammer

I mean too expensive , beyond my[b] targeted budget [/b],

well,

Thank you for your information

May be if you can get me like 700-800k i will appreciate it , not new one but Tokunbo a Cotonou brand to be specific

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fall In Love not all na MONEY ,

1. Falling in love makes you smile all the darn time.

Ever seen the guy who’s always tackling everything life throws at him with optimism and a grin? Well that dude’s probably in love. And before you poke fun at him, you should know that you’re more likely to succeed at everything you do if you can tackle it with a smile on your face. So go ahead, stay away from love and keep frowning. Just get used to always being one step behind of the guy who’s in love and smiling.

2. Falling in love makes you better looking.

No, really, it does. And I’m not just talking about a healthy glow, either. When we’re in love, we’re more likely to take better care of ourselves, as you’ll see in number seven, and take more pride in our appearance. When you have a reason to look good, you do look good.

3. Falling in love makes you love yourself more, too.

Like we’ve said before, being in a romantic, loving relationship has a way of helping you to learn to love yourself, too. Most of us don’t realize that we have so many good qualities, and seeing ourself through the eyes of a person who is crazy about us can be one heck of an exhilarating experience.

4. Falling in love makes you richer.

This isn’t just our opinion. Countless studies have proved that people in long-term, committed romantic relationships go on to earn more than people who stay single. So if you won’t fall in love for your heart’s sake, do it for your wallet.

5. Falling in love makes you see stuff you didn’t notice before.

No, I don’t mean pink elephants or UFO’s. The stuff you notice when you’re in love was always there, you just never thought it was important enough to pay attention to before. When you’re truly in love you are able to take things slower, be more observant, notice more details, and have a greater understanding of things.

6. Falling in love makes you a nicer person.

This one is a no-brainer. It’s tough to be mean to everyone when there’s a wonderful person in your life who’s making every day special and exciting. I mean, it’s no cure-all if you’re a complete jerk, but it can at least take the edge off a little.

7. Falling in love makes you take better care of yourself.

Like I said in number two, falling in love makes you look better because it gets you in better shape. Being in love with someone is a great way to get motivated to become a healthier person, lose weight, and take better overall care of yourself. It won’t make you into a fitness guru or anything, but it’s easier to go for a jog when you know there’s a special person in your life.

8. Falling in love gives you something to dedicate yourself to.

It’s a little-known fact that having something to dedicate yourself to makes you more successful at everything you try to do. That something can be a concept or an idea, but it’s much better and more satisfying if it’s a person. And making the person you love proud of you is one heck of a great feeling.

9. Falling in love makes you grow up . . . in a good way.

Being more grown-up isn’t always a good thing . . . in fact, there are plenty of childlike qualities that go a long way to help a romantic relationship and make it more fun and exciting. But being in love will also make you more responsible, more mature, and more careful. And if you can master those qualities while still letting yourself have fun, you’ll have one heck of a great relationship.

10. Falling in love makes you live longer.

Don’t take our word for it. It’s, like, totally common knowledge that people who are in long-term, loving relationships simply live longer than people who aren’t. Want to live to see your 100th birthday? Then you better start looking for that special someone to celebrate it with.


DO YOU CONCEDE OR YOU AGREE TO DISAGREE WITHOUT RESERVATION !!

HEAR THIS ;


Are you feeling lonely? Waiting on that special someone? Have you found that special
someone and entered into marriage and found yourself still feeling lonely?

We conduct Home Bible Studies and at this particular study the Hostess apologized for every one that wasn't in attendance. We told her that was alright, whoever was meant to be here is here. We continued and the subject matter we got on was about relationships. Some of the subject matter would not have been discussed had everyone expected attended that evening. I felt led through out the course of our conversation to tell them that they must be careful of fear and the dangerous combination of fear and loneliness.

Fear will immobilize us, steal our destiny, health and relationships. Fear empowers us to FAIL. Faith is just the opposite.

EXCERPT FROM GBEMISOLA ARTICLE

Women generally look out for some key qualities in a man. Some men are blessed with these qualities but if you are like most men, you will have to cultivate them. They are pretty easy to acquire if you know how. You will succeed or fail with women to the degree you absorb and practice these secrets hidden from most men. Have you ever wondered why all the sweet, lovely and sexy girls go after some guys, and not others? Why do some men labor so hard to attract women while others seem to have all the girls they could ever need at the flick of a thumb? Some of the secrets will be revealed in this article.

GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO DRESS SMARTLY

Are you a smart dresser? If you are not, then you may actually be denying yourself easy and, for the best part, free access to lots of attractive ladies. Ladies love clean, stylishly dressed guys. Psychologically, it shows you are well organized and can take care of yourself. In her mind, she says, “If he can take care of himself, then I bet he can take good care of me”. You have heard it said that first impression matters a lot, but I will add that your regular appearance is very important to women. How you dress is a big chunk of the impression you create. Do something about your clothes today. Dressing smart is not only cheap but the wise thing to do if you want women to run after you!

ARE YOU STINGY WITH COMPLIMENTS?

Women love and luxuriate in compliments. They especially love to have their appearance complimented at every opportunity. If you can fulfill this craving for compliments, they will always be at your beck and call. Girls generally love a guy who tells them they are beautiful at all times. Please don’t say I told you to repeat,” You are beautiful”, to a girl 24 hours a day. That would be nonsensical. Just say how good she looks in appropriate situations and do it regularly. You should never, never grow tired of doing it. Even my Mom loves it so much when I tell her she looks lovely! Imagine the wonders it would do for you when you begin to practice it on the ladies you desire. Yes, it will turn you into a woman magnet!

DO YOU LISTEN WHEN GIRLS TALK OR DO YOU YAB YOUR HEAD OFF?

You may have heard it said, “Nobody listens, everyone is just waiting their turn to speak”. In no area is this saying more important than in dating women. If you monopolize the talking, girls will run away from you. Girls love a guy who listens with rapt attention when they talk. It makes a girl feel she is the center of your world. She would gladly spill out her most intimate secrets to you. But please I didn’t say you should listen like a slowpoke. You must murmur or talk (briefly of course!) at the appropriate places in the discussion.That's right !It is as easy as that. Just let her express her herself while showing keen interest in what she's saying.


ANY RESPONSE ??

IF LADIES WERE BANKS ,

WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPEN TO NIGERIAN BANKS ESPECIALLY CBN


CHECK IT OUT , WHICH OF THESE ARE YOURS ?


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[li]If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;

The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;

The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinent al bank;

The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank;

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;

Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;

Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;

Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank;

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank

The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;

The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;

The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB
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MEN, I LIKE NAIJA GIRLS , THEY ARE TOO TRENDY , AND ENIGMATIC , I LIKE THAT , Watch out Tangent and Tolu

CHECK OUT MY PUBLISHED DOCUMENTS ON SCRIBD AND GET EDUCATED , INSTEAD OF YABBIS


http://www.scribd.com/people/view/260089-smith, TOLU

[b]TOLLU [/b]or whatsoever your cognomen , I never spam no one emails alright i am legally working and i am ok in Espanyol with little i have possess I am alright , u need to watch your mouth ,

May be you guys think anyone you sought is Yahoo-yahoo or what you call in Naija , please try to be MODEST ,

I AM NOT THAT DIRTY ,

Tangent or target or whatsoever your cognomen  , I never spam no one emails alright i am legally working and i am ok in  Espanyol  with little i have possess  I am alright , u need to watch your mouth ,

May be you guys think anyone you sought is Yahoo-yahoo or what you call in Naija , please try to be MODEST ,

I AM NOT THAT DIRTY ,

Please watch yah mouth , i really respect ladies and never meant to have a dirty approach or impression towards any , i guess this is a romance corner of Nairaland .

Abi is it a crime to be real , WHY POURING LIBATION FOR HOSTILITY , HABBBAA.

I know there are still good and sensible ladies that are not too abusive or full of accusation , TARGENT , Or what do you call your name fella