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Autos / Re: Company Tests Flying Car In Public, Gets 273 Orders In Minutes (Pics, Video) by smithmoi: 11:51am On Dec 25, 2022
ednut1:
Someone with voice like this should not be doing youtube videos. Haba

Exact comment i was looking for. Must he comment, he made just go look it up somewherelse. Was so irritating
Agriculture / Re: Floods Submerge Olam Rice Farm in Nasarawa by smithmoi: 8:12pm On Oct 07, 2022
Nice
Celebrities / Re: Queen Jennifer Ohaegbulam Celebrates Birthday Today In Style (Photos) by smithmoi: 3:46pm On May 27, 2022
Toh

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Health / Re: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by smithmoi: 8:34pm On Apr 08, 2022
Sorry about this, will read comments to learn as well, i have no idea. As ive never faced an infection before
Politics / Re: Nigeria With Yahaya Bello: Is this the Best Presidential Declaration Video? by smithmoi: 6:13pm On Apr 07, 2022
Lol, this man jus wants to be popular.. he cant even against zazu zeh crooner

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Pets / Re: Ondo Police Arrest Dog For Biting AAUA Student’s Private Parts by smithmoi: 9:02am On Sep 25, 2021
Before you mock the NPF, this is a normal practice. The dog owner would bail the dog after treating the victim or paying a fine for such act. Cus obviously, he was careless with his dog

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Travel / Re: Car Wash Attendant Crashes A Client’s Benz On His Way To Get Soap In Edo State by smithmoi: 12:47pm On Sep 11, 2021
This happened to me after the birth of my son, my wife had CS, i had spent so much. While doing the normal run arounds after birth, i felt like the car was too dirty, so i just jejely branched a car wash, while the guy was washing, i noticed there was a steam wash beside them. So i asked the steam was guy to wash my engine when he was done. I wnt to relax somewhere to cool my head o while my car is being washed next thing i see all boys coming towards me apologising. Aparently the guy washing wanted to shift the car towards the steam wash guy, obviously not used to cars with soft pedals, over pressed and bashed my car. Mehn..you can imagine how my world crashed... A car i had repaired, and sprayed in preperation for my new born. Omo i repaired the car myself, buh i broke down sha.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija S6: Beatrice, Peace Squabble During Task Preparation by smithmoi: 6:03pm On Jul 28, 2021
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Education / Re: Man Disguised As A woman, Sneaked Into Female University Hostel In Port Harcourt by smithmoi: 12:35pm On May 26, 2021
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Investment / Re: Beware Of Nigeria Order Works - New Ponzi Scheme by smithmoi: 4:47pm On May 17, 2021
Still wonder how you guys fall for things like this... Dont invest my money, teach me how to invest.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Wanna Confirm Whether This Is Real Or Not. Anybody That Has Idea On This by smithmoi: 1:04pm On May 07, 2021
Na scam

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Technology Market / Help Recommend Best Solar System by smithmoi: 9:21pm On Apr 19, 2021
Greetings, please would sincerely need you help friends, i live in an area with 24hours power supply in Delta state, the issue we have here is transformer, most times our transformer goes bad due to heavy load, asides that the way our prepaid meter burns like its fuel.

For Three months now weve not had light, my wife just put to bed and i spend literally 9,600 every three days, and its been draining.

I have decided to go for solar, i have met a couple of companies and all, ridiculous prices and different product. The company i feel okay with uses Genus batteries and inverters.. please friend, help me. Is Genus a good system? Or help reccommend please.

I will be reading comments
Crime / Re: Two Arrested In Rivers With Substandard Ponmo From Madagascar by smithmoi: 6:56am On Apr 13, 2021
I tell people, never buy street side pomo, go to slaughter, tell them you need..there and then they would cut from the cow skin and roast for you.. i buy bulk meat for my house, and the skin is roasted as pomo

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid - Essence (official Video) Ft. Tems by smithmoi: 9:43pm On Apr 09, 2021
There is something about wizkid.. i just cant explain. Ive learnt alot from this guy trust me... His composure, calm nature. Classic video..

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Politics / Re: Governor Abubakar Badaru Revalidates His APC Membership by smithmoi: 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2021
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Romance / Re: It's Like Many Married Women Don't Use Protection When Committing Adultery by smithmoi: 10:15am On Feb 02, 2021
Women naturally do not enjoy lash with condoms... I personally see it as waste to have sex with condoms.. I don't use condoms...and i stick to my wife ONLY!

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Romance / Re: These Tinder Girls Are Something Else! by smithmoi: 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2021
I see..so when you like them and they like you back..you then invite them home for free sex.. I shouldnt even be replying you... You dont even sound like a ten year old.. You should be six or seven max. DUMB. Go to bed.

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Jokes Etc / Parents Come Up With Hilarious Punishment For Their Daughter Who Broke Eggs by smithmoi: 8:53pm On Jan 15, 2021
The parents wrote her "crimes" on a sheet of paper and took photos of her with her "charge sheet".



She was charged for breaking eggs and other household items after which she hid them behind the couch and blamed the dog.



The incident happened on Tuesday, Jan 12, 2021.

Her parents also took several "mugshots" of the girl with "inmate" written on her charge sheet, together with her prison number.



The dog was not left out too.



See photos below

Celebrities / Actor Jim Lawson Maduike Is Dead by smithmoi: 4:44pm On Jan 09, 2021
Maduike died after complaining of body pains at around 12 pm on Saturday, January 9, 2020.



The Nollywood actor, radio broadcaster, writer, voice-over artist, filmmaker and television personality featured in more than 150 movies.

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Politics / Court Dismisses Claims Of Forgery Against Obaseki by smithmoi: 2:37pm On Jan 09, 2021
Federal High Court sitting in Abuja has dismissed the alleged certificate forgery suit filed against the governor of Edo State, Godwin Obaseki.

Justice Ahmed Mohammed delivered the judgment on Saturday in a suit filed by the All Progressives Party (APC) and a chieftain of the party, Williams Edobor, against the governor.

The APC and Edobor had filed the suit alleging that Governor Obaseki presented a forged certificate to seek re-election in the Edo State governorship election held on September 19, 2020.

According to the plaintiffs, the said document was purportedly issued by the University of Ibadan, while the governor presented same to Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) which conducted the poll.

Before Justice Mohammed delivered the judgement in the suit, counsels to both parties in the matter had closed their cases after they presented witnesses and evidence to the court.

During proceedings on Thursday, lawyer to the Plaintiffs, Akin Olujimi, adopted his final written address.

He urged the court to affirm their position that the governor presented a forged certificate to the electoral umpire and was unfit to occupy the office.

This was, however, rejected by Governor Obaseki’s counsel, Ken Mozia, who asked the court to dismiss the suit over what he described as the plaintiff’s failure to prove their case.

A Dramatic Switch, Yet Same Result
Governor Obaseki contested and won the governorship election on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), in a bid to extend his stay in office by another four years.

Although he was elected into office for the first term on the APC platform, the governor later defected from the party after he was screened out from the party’s primary which saw Mr Osagie Ize-Iyamu emerging as the APC flagbearer for the election.

This came in the middle of a lingered dispute between the governor and his predecessor and immediate past APC National Chairman, Adams Oshiomhole.

After defecting from the APC, he got the PDP’s ticket and went ahead to defeat Ize-Iyamu for the second time to claim the governorship seat in what can be described as a dramatic switch of political parties.

Governor Obaseki had defeated Ize-Iyamu as the APC candidate in the 2016 governorship election while the latter was the PDP candidate.

Four years later, he secured 307,955 of the total votes, 84,336 more votes than Ize-Iyamu who got 223, 619 votes.
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/01/09/breaking-court-dismisses-apcs-certificate-forgery-suit-against-obaseki/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Family / Re: Man Reunites With Man Who Saved His Life After Robbery Attack 25 Years Ago (Pix) by smithmoi: 4:36pm On Jan 08, 2021
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Politics / Re: Businesses Affected By EndSARS Riots Get Support From Lagos State Government by smithmoi: 8:00pm On Jan 06, 2021
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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your New Year Resolution 2021? by smithmoi: 9:38am On Jan 01, 2021
Made mine since december.

1) mind my business... (If e no concern my wife and kids, then e no concern me)

2) Avoid see finish.... (stopped being too available)

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Romance / Tough Heart Break by smithmoi: 1:04pm On Dec 30, 2020
Im not a writer, this is no poet, its my true life story, so pardon if by chance i make errors while expressing myself. Chose to talk about this after seeing a thread about a young man who committed suicide.

Was born thats all i know, who birth me, i have never met, either dad or mom. I was dumped so they said, raised by people who werent related to me, yea they loved me, at some point they chased me away, i was taken in by another family... See long story sha.

Let me hit it straight, my upbringing turned me into a complete introvert, as a young boy then, i preferred to play with the wall or talk to myself than be around people, extremely intelligent, the least position i ever took as a student was 1st position.

As God would have it i got to the university, with the help of an amazing family, i was extremely happy. But when i got in, everything was strange, guys where so happy, girls happy, everyone just relating i found it so hard. But i was seeing everyone as strange. The family that saw me through only sent me pocket money, rented an apartment for me. So holidays or school sessions i would always be in school.

Beautiful Year 2 came, the worst happened to my life.. I fell in love, didnt just fall i tumbled in love. I had no spec of the kind of woman i wanted, was a virgin, never knew a woman, never even had a close friend. We shared everything, pocket money, love, sex, everything. I could no longer do anything without her, would always call her for the slightest things, when i felt like crying, would cry to her, she made me believe she was an introvert as well, so we stayed in doors most weekends when school isnt in session.

Three years later the drama began, she came from the house with the story of no more sex, no more visits. We stay normal, i knew something had happened, she was older than me, i felt she has changed her mind, or was it because i have no family, was confused.

Few months later, got to know she was cheating, my whole world crumbled, nothing made sense to me again, i was in my final year but never concentrated in school anymore...she cheated i was the one who still begged her, and finally one morning she broke me the news she wanted to break up.

Next place i found myself was in the hospital theatre, i had taken a harmful substance because i just wanted to end life, life without her was like i was useless.. God saved me, he gave me one more chance to live. I was discharged from the hospital, she came to my lodge and couldnt spend the night that she had to travel, guys guess what... She went cheating. Like same day i almost died because of her, same day she went again. I realised that the heart of men is truly wicked. I realised that people could forget a memory of 10 years in few hours. I knew at this point i was on my own.. Lol its not over o.. Few months later, she was unable to pay her fees, it was a private school.. Her mom was down.. Guess what! I stole from my guardians, lied different forms so i could raise her fees and yes i did raise it. And again less than two months time she cheated hahaha. That was it.. She broke up with my sorry ass later that year.

I grew pass it, today im happily married to someone who understood and accepted me, we have two kids together and i have sworn to give them the best.

Men do cry guys, men cry, women cry. That breakup is not the end of your life, yes its tough, its hard, seems like you cannot exit without them, i have just few words for you.. Cry, let it all out remember to move on and be stronger than you are.

God will see you through, go to youtube, listen to TDJAKES message titled "let it go" you will be fine, if you need someone to talk to, i could send my email. You will be fine. Trust me
Health / Re: Ogun Student Commits Suicide For Being Dumped By Girlfriend by smithmoi: 12:28pm On Dec 30, 2020
Yea as usual i see people insulting him, calling him all sorts of names, you may never understand untill it happens to you. Growing up i never knew my parents, grew up with guardians, never knew love, was an extreme introvert, someone managed to see me through uni, all he sent me was pocket money, no friends, nuffin.. Holidays i would still be in the hostel, similar life with when i was in secondary school.. I fell in love in my year two, all i had i shared, since she was all i ever wanted i gave my all, she was all that mattered, infact i worshipped her, i got disvirgined with her as well, it was like charm

Three years later she cheated, i caught her and even begged her, later she tried breaking up with me, boy i drank confor all i thought of then was death, thank God i was helped and regained conciousness. Today im married with two kids.

See, a man who no one, when he is heart broken, first thought is death. We should show love to one another, you have no idea what pain that boy went through.

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Celebrities / Re: Joy: Chico Ejiro Died In My Hands – Wife (Photo) by smithmoi: 2:55pm On Dec 26, 2020
My child died in my arms, i can imagine. God console you

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Politics / Re: Lagos: RRS Patrols Black Spots To Beef Up Security During Yuletide Celebrations by smithmoi: 6:15am On Dec 25, 2020
If everyone could b like me, make your meals, stay indoors eat ad merry, we wouldnt be needing all this noise all over.. I will never step out on a festive day in Nigeria.

I was in Rwanda last year, Christmas was like a normal usual day.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nana Akufo-Addo Re-elected As Ghana's President by smithmoi: 11:37pm On Dec 09, 2020
Democracy is at risk lol

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Celebrities / Re: I Want To Quit Acting - Gideon Okeke Reveals by smithmoi: 4:34pm On Dec 01, 2020
Life happens..just take it as it comes.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Have Made Money For 11 Years, I’m Tired Of Making Money (Video) by smithmoi: 10:26am On Nov 26, 2020
Insecurity speaking. even billgates will never say such..its one thing to be rich and another thing to have the right mentality for it... no one can ever get tired.. your insecurities are playing on you david.
Business / Re: Zaki Biam Yam Market, Benue State: The Biggest Yam Market In Nigeria West Africa by smithmoi: 2:09pm On Nov 18, 2020
Service and wok kept me in Bunue for years, yam is like pure water over there. Damnit. Asides from their cheap girls,yam is very cheap. Then a thousand naira could get me over 20 tubers of yam, plus jaraa. Oh good old days

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NYSC / Re: Please Advice Me On Good PPA For Medical Corps Members In Makurdi by smithmoi: 11:47pm On Nov 10, 2020
Served in Benue, Oju precisely, the medical centre there paid Medical students 70k.

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