Celebrities / Re: Adunni Ade And The Aneke Twins Cover House Of Maliq Magazine’s Latest Issue by smoby(m): 6:17pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Na by force to smile again ? See as the one wey dey left do face chai!!! There's is God ooo!!! |
Crime / Re: Cool FM Staff Rapes Ex-Girlfriend In Lagos by smoby(m): 2:24pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Let me ask the accusers some questions:
how did u end up in his car,
Y did u not say u r busy when he asked u out,
Y did you dress to kill .
Y didn't you say no when he asked you to coming.
Wait ! watin you find go his house.
If no answer then I rest my case. |
Romance / Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by smoby(m): 11:29am On Dec 01, 2015 |
JoeCutie: That number 7 ehn...
I almost entered 'one chance' o. My childhood bestie who was married with two boys kept coming to my house, in my room and on my bed o. Chineke! In fact, this babe told me pump and plain, that she wanted me to furk her. That she still couldn't get me off her mind even after marriage with two kids. She said I should have sex with her so she could get over her obsession about me. Story! ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Na so devil go just carry person life, person future, person happiness and person success for wheel Barrow like this go dump for lagoon. No be me you see. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
I kept pushing her away with every tactic I could muster, yet she kept resisting. Finally, I nailed it. I told her something she'd never forget in her life. It was damn too mean but I had to say it to save my life.
"Even if I wanted to do it with you, not now that two big men have passed through that 'gate' thereby leaving it wide open. I no be gateman biko". ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
She cried blood that day, but she never came back. I became a free man. Freedom is sweet. ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) badt guy ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) JoeCutie: That number 7 ehn...
I almost entered 'one chance' o. My childhood bestie who was married with two boys kept coming to my house, in my room and on my bed o. Chineke! In fact, this babe told me pump and plain, that she wanted me to furk her. That she still couldn't get me off her mind even after marriage with two kids. She said I should have sex with her so she could get over her obsession about me. Story! ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Na so devil go just carry person life, person future, person happiness and person success for wheel Barrow like this go dump for lagoon. No be me you see. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
I kept pushing her away with every tactic I could muster, yet she kept resisting. Finally, I nailed it. I told her something she'd never forget in her life. It was damn too mean but I had to say it to save my life.
"Even if I wanted to do it with you, not now that two big men have passed through that 'gate' thereby leaving it wide open. I no be gateman biko". ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
She cried blood that day, but she never came back. I became a free man. Freedom is sweet. ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) badt guy 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Fayose Cutting Meat In The Kitchen by smoby(m): 8:41pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Xo ? Sha make we dey cry ni ? ABI na today we don dey see who dey cut meat for kitchen,ABI if u no get watin to post u no go sleep. |
Politics / Re: Senate Confirms Danbatta As New NCC Boss by smoby(m): 10:21pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Another come and chop money clean mouth ? Tell me watin I Neva hear before...... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: My Take On The Political Bruhaha In Kogi State - Cramjones by smoby(m): 8:43pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
If u knw say naija don spoil beyond repire click like bt if you think day hope still Dey live for naija click share. |
Crime / Re: 52-yr-old Man Arrested For Kidnapping, Raping 14-yr-old Boy (pictured) by smoby(m): 6:43pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) tie is pinus join high tension wire and sentence him to death. |
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun: "I Am Beautiful And Pretty" (Photo) by smoby(m): 7:57pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Beautiful ?......I think this man gay.y bu |
Crime / Re: Police Arraign Four Women For Prostitution by smoby(m): 7:52pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Fucking police bk they there una no see them na ashy una they arrest brainless people. |
Sports / Re: Akwa Ibom State Gov. Throws Massive Party To Celebrate Akwa United FC Victory by smoby(m): 7:31pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Xo watin make we do na? |
Food / Re: Female Blogger Makes Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina [PICS] by smoby(m): 10:05pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
That is why i dnt eat pussy I only chuk....lol 1 Like |
Phones / Re: British Man Creates His Facebook Profile Pic With Nigerian Flag: What He Wrote by smoby(m): 12:06pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
Dee60: Good effort.
He probably does not now there is a lot of difference in these climes. See the effort made by France in the last 9 days against the terrorists. See the arrests that have been made.
Here, our leaders will sit in their mansions and issue condemantion through their press secretaries.
xo surprising just xo surprising. How I wish say I have the power of a God na the leaders I go start from ,I no blame them sha there piking no the country ,how I wish say one of there piking go they amongst . |
Romance / Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by smoby(m): 8:20pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
firstEVA: It happens, you were not up to her level then perhaps cos of your financial position. I am also very sure you look better now so no big deal.
f**k you b*cth ......go eat d*ck . 1 Like |
Culture / Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by smoby(m): 7:31pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Them no add tax....? 16 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Ford Nigeria Unveils The First FordRanger To Come Out Of Nigeria Plant by smoby(m): 12:02pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
As far say them import the part to take do the truck naija still have a long way to go.wake me when we don dey do our own parts ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Career / Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by smoby(m): 6:59pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Or may be dem go bring if na box then put all the name of worker in side then choose randomly ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Religion / Re: Is There Anything Like Sinful Haircut? by smoby(m): 10:17am On Nov 15, 2015 |
Show me the page,chapter's,and verse wey you see back man for the bible and I will prove you wrong. |
Crime / Re: How I Hacked Into Bank Customers’ Accounts – Graduate (Pictured) by smoby(m): 8:54am On Oct 26, 2015 |
As work no dey for the youths what did u expect man must wak . ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Politics / Re: "I Have Never Collected Bribe In My Life" - Rotimi Amaechi by smoby(m): 9:01pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
;DDis one na father of all lair o! Even devil go do sign of the cross when he talk say he nav er collect bribery |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Steps Out With Husband In Dublin (Photos) by smoby(m): 8:07am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Make unu take it easy true th ass na di bt seriously they need to introduce condom to this couple. Or tell tthem abt family planning 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: See This Mounted Nigerian Police Van (Photo) by smoby(m): 12:09pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
;DIs that ..weed ? Wdf this people have been smoking too much..no wonder the other one shoot his self with his own gun. |
Romance / Re: Is This Enough Reason To Quit The Relationship? by smoby(m): 8:02am On Sep 01, 2015 |
If you wnt to really knw the true heart of a woman then make her very angry and throw word @you |
Food / Re: See The Kind Of Food Served For Lunch At An IDP Camp In Maiduguri by smoby(m): 7:59pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) this country is full of sh**t |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: This Bus Finds Itself Here Because The Driver Was Following Google Map by smoby(m): 7:31pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) e dey follow google map now he don enter area boys backyard....! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Kill Man In Ebonyi, Tamper With Private Part by smoby(m): 7:20pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Gay kidnappers |
Politics / Re: Stop Insulting Jonathan, Ex-ministers Tell Buhari by smoby(m): 7:08pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) the house is still full os shit . |
Family / Re: How My Stepsister And Her Husband Tricked Me And Took Egg From My Ovaries by smoby(m): 7:01pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) xo naija get that kind of technology ?*surprise* |
Religion / Re: See What This Girl Wore To Church And See The Pastor's Reaction On Facebook by smoby(m): 12:20pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I bet Brother emeka is setting at the back ! |
Phones / Re: Did GLO Send You This TEXT >:( SCREENSHOT by smoby(m): 11:53am On Aug 30, 2015 |
u21day:
Please what exactly did you wife do at mtn's office and how long did it take for her to finish up. his wife go bleep for mtn office and it took her long enough because the man wey want do the thing never come !! Just see the king of foolish question u dey ask |
Programming / Re: Pls Help Me With Video Tutorials On Html;css;adobe And Java by smoby(m): 11:42pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
Plas send me too cus I need it so badly my mail philemon.jhon@gmail.com |