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Jokes Etc / Re: How To Design Your Picture Into A Graphics Cartoon by smokejuddy(m): 8:24am On Jul 23, 2017 |
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Sports / Re: Join My Colossus Bet Syndicate For Big Payouts.. Blaq_lsg by smokejuddy(m): 8:02am On Jul 23, 2017 |
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Education / Re: Funai 2017/2018chemical Engineering Aspirants Fall In by smokejuddy(m): 6:08pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
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Crime / Re: Arsenal Fan 'Boy-Yo' Murdered In Ogoni, Rivers State By Gunmen (Graphic Pics) by smokejuddy(m): 3:09pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
it came as a shocking news to me.
R. I. P SENIOR BOY they are already paying the price in ph 5-0 |
Music/Radio / Re: Do You Dream Of Becoming A Music Producer Too? Get In Here!!! by smokejuddy(m): 12:12pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
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Literature / Re: Kumalo................supreme Confraternities by smokejuddy(m): 9:03am On Oct 26, 2016 |
omobs: BROTHER I REP OKWU URATTA. I DON DEY FEAR U AN BISHOPS COURT. |
Literature / Re: Kumalo................supreme Confraternities by smokejuddy(m): 10:21am On Oct 25, 2016 |
omobs:proudly an imo star |
Music Business / Re: Whatsapp Group For Instrumentalists And Musicians. by smokejuddy(m): 9:45am On Oct 04, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: IPHONE 7 Payment Method For Girls - Hilarious Photo by smokejuddy(m): 4:14pm On Sep 18, 2016 |
lol no be small yansh |
Education / Re: IMT Masscom Student And Exam Malpractice Skills (pictured) by smokejuddy(m): 10:09am On Sep 01, 2016 |
as expected, THE GUY IS A VIKING (check his red and black bangles) loot but don't be caught. I rep imsu |
Music/Radio / Re: . by smokejuddy(m): 12:24pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Owerri Residents.. by smokejuddy(m): 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
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Music Business / Re: How Can I Contact Record Labels by smokejuddy(m): 8:18pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
how can I get gorretis email |
Music Business / How Can I Contact Record Labels by smokejuddy(m): 1:17pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Pls pals i met illbliss somehow somewhere and he gave me his contact to call him, but that same day i lost both my phones and my wallet to some street urchins, thou i retrieved ma phone and wallet the next day, they had already sold the phone containing his number . PLS PALS HELP ME
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Music/Radio / Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by smokejuddy(m): 2:31pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PLEASE ANY PRODUCER IN OWERRI HERE WHO IS A STUDENT OF I.M.S.U |
Music/Radio / Re: Introduction: I'm A Musician (epp Me) by smokejuddy(m): 2:17pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
PLEASE ANY PRODUCER IN OWERRI HERE. |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Upcoming Artists Forum by smokejuddy(m): 2:07pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
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Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 2:36pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
*at chukas house in the evening* We were 8 boys in number, we all put on black trousers and shirt with red bangles on our hands. ME : As WE DEY go this waka make everybody dey on their widas because those men dem fit take us unawares, senior boy give us one of im car plus chuka car which makes it two. So we will just share our selfs into two groups. Me , chuka , scorpion and smally. On the table is 8 cards of rephnol so every one can be on kpom. All: baba blue , baba blue , baba blue Chuks : na four ak 47 dey this table with 7 pistol , every body go collect one pistol except last born, while the 4 ak 47 go dey two inside each motor. * door slams open while i rush a gun and points at the door , chuka does the same while the rest chickens take off* Jessica (ma bae) comes in with her girlfriend, alongside esther and chioma. ME : bae wetin dey do you na , u go chop groundnut, Chuks : see as una just dey jazz in careless una for sub oh (referring ro other members who took cover) i dey shame for una , so if na hit , dem for don kpai una na because dem no go fit kpai me and smoke(juju tins), make una carry una mumu self they match outside. ME : esther wer una girls dem, ESTHER : Dem dey outside ME : jessica bae pls just chill out here there should be enough fuel in chukas gen incase dey take the light. Ma bae : kk luv pls be carefull. ME : kk no shakez bae, bye. While we were going i received a message on whatsapp so i replied it read, JESSICA : BAE I LUV U BE CAREFULL. ME : YOU TOO THERE IS A GUN IN THE KITCHEN CABINET GO GET IT AND BE ALERT DONT OPEN D DOOR FOR ANYBODY TILL 7 AM , EVEN IF ITS ME , SOME OF MA BOYS ARE AROUND THE HOUSE. JESSICA : HOPE THE GUN IS ENGLISH CAUSE I LUV ENGLISH ME : TRUST ME I DONT DEAL ON SHIT*KISSES* SAID A SILENT PRAYER IN MY MIND TO SURVIVE THIS MOVEMENT AND I WILL QUIT THIS KIND OF LIFE IF POSSIBLE. |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 9:51am On Jun 11, 2016 |
bst u ma bro ,, but for the ph city eehh.
Every jew man get small ot , and d tin dey pain me die. UPDATE COMING SOON |
Music/Radio / Fl Studio Tutorials by smokejuddy(m): 11:29pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
PLEASE PALS AM A YOUNG UPCOMING ARTISTE \ PRODUCER. I NEED ALL YOUR HELP TO BE ABLE TO CREATE NICE AFRO BEAT AND TRADITIONAL POP TUTORIALS. THANKS IN ADVANCE |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:05pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
after the sex ma honey butter slept off while freshened up, took some money and headed towards chuks house. *CHUKS HOUSE* immediately i opened the door CHUKS : who goes der (while pointing a gun at the door) mE: focus oh na sailing jvc(sees the gun and stands shocked) aro na english you point for my head so. CHUKS: tenching man see as u tur ice fish for ordinary six rounds wey i show you,, sha i don warn u make u dey enter dis cabal as nigga wey u be no be to dey enter here like government. ME: aboy chuks na me u dey call kpai kpai man no worry for war front we go know. CHUKS : FOCUS OH, infact freestyle caprisone , ma niggy. Still on still the main objective y i called you here is to notify you that we will be goin for a party at uniport and we will be flying our colour, since its not our terrietart we will be on our widas. Shey u dey get me , no mind all dis ma funne things. ME :UR PAPA LEFT YANSH, U SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM WAY ABOVE UR STANDARD IN EDUCATION SO SHUT D Bleep UP,, SHA I DON HEAR UR CAPPINGS I GO SHOW, MAKE I CARRY THE AK OR THE PISTOL COME. CHUKS: CARRY BOTH OF THEM Me: no shaking tree, aboy roll d sk make we kpo dey go. *enters chioma and esther* Pilot and executioners of our female deck. (actually i am their gf and the only exco that had sex with dem on d nite of their initiation). Chioma and esther hails us while shaking us in our normal style known as anchoring. Chioma sits on ma dick while smoking with me while esther does same to chukcs. ME : CHIOMA A.K.A NIKITA d most sexy and dangerous one, how ur matter be. CHIOMA : SMOKE I MOUNT JAGAS, BUT ABEG AS E DEY ME NOW MY TOTO JUST DEY DO ME TININI TANANA, AS IN E DEY SWEET ME WELLA, ABEG JUST CARRY ME GO ONE SIDE BEFOR YOUR SMALLY GO DIE, BECAUSE IF U NO CHOP DIS KPOMO NOW NA SOMETHING ELSE. ME : BAD GIRL, U KNOW SAY I LOVE MA WOMAN BUT STILL ON STILL I GO ARRANGE U COME MAKE WE GO RUM CHIOMA : EKPA I THROWAY SALUTE FOR U , NA BONE BONE THINGS OH I NO WANT CONDOM AND ABEG GIVE ME 69 , MONKEY STYLE, WHEELBARROW STYLE , BICYCLE STYLE IF POSSIBLE PUT UR HEAD SEF INSIDE MY THING. ME : MUMU GIRL COMON CLOSE MOUTH AND ENTER ROOM *she walks into the rum while already removing her clothes on the way* CHUKS BABA I KNOW SAY U WAN ARRANGE ESTHER AFTER U DON HIGH, BUT SMALL SMALL OH PHSYCIA NO FA. ESTHER : BABA FOR THE GIRLS TWALE. |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 11:34am On Jun 10, 2016 |
eehhmmm the boy is back and better,,, Awaiting trial for one year no be chaise , So how una matter be ,, Story to be continued soon. Their ear well, well |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Meet Photoshop Experts On Whatsapp! (teach And LEARN) by smokejuddy(m): 9:34pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
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Literature / Re: New Story: 'anini Reloaded' By Ayis Eliboy by smokejuddy(m): 4:19pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
MA NIGGY FLOW DEY GO ABEG WE MOUNT SS FOR YOUR BACK. BUT ABEG MAKE ANINI TRY KPANSH SHARON NA . I DEY BEG U. *CURRENTLY CLEANING MA CRIERS FOR TONIGHTS HIT IN PH CITY* 1 Like |
Music Business / Re: Teacher Wanted by smokejuddy(m): 5:02pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
thanks bro i hav sent u a message on whatsapp |
Music Business / Re: Teacher Wanted by smokejuddy(m): 9:58am On Jun 06, 2016 |
am presently in rivers state but i school in imo state |
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