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Music Business / Teacher Wanted by smokejuddy(m): 4:52pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
am in need of someone to teach me production using fl studio 10. ALSO IN NEED OF SOMEONE TO HELP ME IMPROVE MY RAP SKILL TO ENABLE ME DROP SICK LINES |
Rap Battles / Dope Female Rappers by smokejuddy(m): 10:08am On May 28, 2016 |
DOPE FEMALE RAPPER BASED IN PH NEEDED. MUST BE ABLE TO SPIT DOPE LINES. CONTACT ME ON WHATSAPP VIA 08103183341 OR YOU PM ME |
Music/Radio / Dope Female Rapper Needed by smokejuddy(m): 5:51pm On May 27, 2016 |
[b][/b] Dope female rappers between the ages of 17 and 19 should contact me on 08103183341 Should be able to spit ill dirty lines. Note: ph residents only |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 4:39pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Lying on the sick bed with needles in my hanvs and the nurses keep coming and pumpinvg drugs into the needles for over a week aint a nice experience. Update coming soon. |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:18pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
More comments or no more stories. |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 9:41am On Oct 03, 2015 |
So i did what any man in my condition would do, i walk up to her carried her and put her on the bed with a dirty smile on my lips . JESSICA : THIS IS RAPE ME : YOU CAUSED IT. I TRIED KISSSING HER THINKING SHE WOULD RESIST INSTEAD SHE SUCKED MY LIPS LIKE HER LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, WE WERE IN A HOT KISS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES, AND ANOTHER 10 MINUTES FOR PRE SEX ROMANCE, THEN SHE SAID I WANT TO FEEL YOU INSIDE ME, SO I HUMBLY PUT ON MY RAINCOAT(CONDOM), AND STARTED DIGGING THE GRAVE WERE MY SEED WOULD BE BURIED |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 7:44pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
lukman885: THANKS BRO THIS POST ALONE NA ENCOURAGEMENT |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 5:32pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Over 30 views and no comment, e no gel na |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:57pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
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kinwayne abeg make una na jazz in |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:55pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Carressing her back or should i say the side of her boobs, then the unimaginable happened she hit my hand of her body, i was damn suprised, at the same time telling me to let her be that she is not in the mood. To avoid stories that touch i lied down facing her while she backed me with enough space between us, she started moving back a bit and before i knew it her ikebe was on my longjohn or should i say thickjohn , *oboy see green light for my mind* i decided to play along by letting my hand run over her ass to her bare back and then to her boobs, but she caught me unexpected again by hitting my hand off saying she was not in the mood. All of a sudden she stood up saying that she wanted to sleep from her waist up bare but for her breast not to be raped she had to put on a bra, so she walked to the wardrobe were she kept her cloths and bent down to choose a bra , flaunting her ikebe in the process, men i could not hold the urge any longer, as my d''ick was about to tear my trousers |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:42pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Tying just a loose wrapper arund her waist and putting on a tank top struggling to contain her cleavages, i was immediately turned on and was longing to swim inside her honey pot once again. JESSICA : BOO UR FRIENDS THEM DON GO CHUCKS SIDE OH , THEM SAY MAKE YOU COME THEIR LATER ME : OKAY MY LOVE I DON HEAR jessica moved into the kitchen to drop the items she bought then came back to the room JESSICA : SMOKE I HOPE YOU ARE NOT TOO HUNGRY NOW, BECAUSE I AM A BIT TIRED AND I WANT TO REST BEFORE I COOK. ME : NO P DEAR AS FAR AS I CAN EAT YOU BEFORE THE FOOD IS READY. JESSICA : YOU NO WELL OH ME: NA TODAY YOU KNOW. and in a split second her wrapper was set loose and it came crashing on the floor revealing a set of g string panties that i bought for her the last time nairabet paid,then she moved closer to the mirror admiring herself while slowly taking on her top. Men i was damn Hot and the bleeping fan was not helping issiues. She slowly walked back to the bed while i started |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:41pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Tying just a loose wrapper arund her waist and putting on a tank top struggling to contain her cleavages, i was immediately turned on and was longing to swim inside her honey pot once again. JESSICA : BOO UR FRIENDS THEM DON GO CHUCKS SIDE OH , THEM SAY MAKE YOU COME THEIR LATER ME : OKAY MY LOVE I DON HEAR jessica moved into the kitchen to drop the items she bought then came back to the room JESSICA : SMOKE I HOPE YOU ARE NOT TOO HUNGRY NOW, BECAUSE I AM A BIT TIRED AND I WANT TO REST BEFORE I COOK. ME : NO P DEAR AS FAR AS I CAN EAT YOU BEFORE THE FOOD IS READY. JESSICA : YOU NO WELL OH ME: NA TODAY YOU KNOW. and in a split second her wrapper was set loose and it came crashing on the floor revealing a set of g string panties that i bought for her the last time nairabet paid,then she moved closer to the mirror admiring herself while slowly taking on her top. Men i was damn Hot and the bleeping fan was not helping issiues. She slowly walked back to the bed while i started,,, |
Literature / Re: Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:29pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Let us welcome on stage the newest and the best talent in town SMOKE!!!!!! SMOKE: THANK YOU , THANK YOU , THANK YOU, WELL IT IS A HONOUR TO BE PRESENT BEFORE YOU GUYS TODAY, WELL LET ME WELCOME ONE OF MY BOYS WHO TOGETHER WE WILL DO A COLLABO , HELP ME WELCOME ON STAGE ERIGGA NEW MONEY, CROWD : YEEEEEEEE, OOHHHHH ERIGGA AND SMOKE : START SINGING ERIGGA FT ORITSE-FEMI - WICKED MAN (background music playing erigga ft shun bebe - kenoma) smoke - dj why you dey playwrong music na (angry tone) wakes up to the ringtone of my techno phantom A+(which i got from obtaining), picks the call CHUCKS : ABOY WIDA, HOW UR MATTER BE ME : I JUST DEY NA HOW UR NIGHT CHUCKS : FINE OH, ABOY DRESS THEY COME MA CRIB ME : *LAUGHS* YOU FIT GET CRIB, OLE LIKE YOU, ABEG I DEY COME. CHUCKS : MUMU. stands up from the bed my babe is no were to be seen, checks the time it is already 09:13. Just then she walks into the room holding a polythene bag in her hands ( LOOKS LIKE IT CONTAINS INDOMIE , EGGS AND BREAD) |
Literature / Started From The Bottom(wit Drugs) by smokejuddy(m): 12:07pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
This is my second story on nairaland, i could not finish the first one titled*LIFE OF A CULTIST* due to some threats. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED NOBODY SHOULD COPY ANY PART OF THIS WORK WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE AUTHOR IMARAYJI WHERE YOU DEY |
Sports / Re: Guaranteed Winning Betting Tips(100% No Scam) by smokejuddy(m): 11:28am On Sep 20, 2015 |
Y not post the games here then after 27 september you stop posting. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 9:01am On Sep 12, 2015 |
Homies abeg **THIS THREAD IS CLOSED**
i never one die now. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 7:19am On Sep 12, 2015 |
This is my first story and i am already receiving threats |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 4:49pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Sorry guys for the wait its because of the post utme shit. ** continued ** THE NEXT DAY AFTER SENDING OUR INTEL CHIEF TO GO AROUND AND GET WHATEVER HE CAN FOR US, HE CAME BACK TELLING US THAT THE BOYS WERE FROM THE NEIGHBOURING UNIVERSITY WHICH IS UST(UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY), AND THAT THEY CAME TO SEE THEIR CAPON WHO STAYS WITHIN OUR ENVIRONMENT . ME : AS WE DON HEAR WETIN OUR IC CAP GIVE US MAKE WE BRING SUGGESTIONS ON WETIN TO DO. IC(INTEL CHIEF) : ACCORDING TO WETIN I FIT DECODE MAKE WE HIT THEM WITH FULL FORCE ON SUNDAY WHICH IS THEIR CORDINATION AND BASED ON INFO I DON GATHER THEY WILL BE DOING IT IN THEIR CAPONS HOUSE, SO BASED ON SECURITY REASONS DEM NO GO WAN CARRY METALS FROM SCHOOL COME THIS UNIT SO THAT MAKES IT EASY FOR US TO HIT THEM CHIZZY : IC I DON HEAR WETIN YOU CAP GIVE US , SO MA NIGGYS DIS PLAN NOW E DEYGBAM FOR ALL OF UNA. ALL : YES **SUNDAY** (THE DAY OF BLOODSHED) baterry wahala i go try update if light come |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 7:56am On Sep 07, 2015 |
01emek: ok bro,, but my asha 200 dey really kill my typing spirit. And i cant update more that 1000 words. |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 8:59pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
***continued*** AND IT WAS ALSO AN UNCOMMON SIGHT AND ALSO A BAD OMEN FOR 3 BOYS FROM THE SAME UNIT TO BE SEEN INSIDE THE VEHICLE OF SARS OPERATIVES COMING TO THEIR UNIT AND MORE ESPECIALLY WITH BLOOD STAINS, ON GETTING TO OUR DESTINATION AT OCC PARK WE ALIGHTED FROM THE VAN AND WENT HOME BUT NOT WITHOUT THE SARS OPERATIVES GIVING US A WORD OR TWO OF ADVICE. THE NEXT DAY BEING A WEDNESDAY I WENT TO TOWN(ABUJA DOWN) TO BUY DRUGS FOR ME AND MY BOYS(I ALSO SOLD DRUGS). On getting back i went straight to chizzys house to get the full gist of what happened fron smally. After smally narrated how he was stopped by a group of boys who started chanting him, and thinking that they were also viking(that was the main street deck back den) he started to pour vikings orientation for them(the one i gave him), immediately noticing that that smally was cappin in vikingtical dey descended on him, beating him to a state of stupor. **the question was(who were these boys)*** *bear wit me asha 200 tins* |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 3:41pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
***** A TUESDAY IN FEBRUARY*** ME AND CHIZZY WERE AT OUR ISLAND SMOKING WEED WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ONE OF MY GIRLS AROUND THE VICINITY CALLED ME THAT SHE SAW SOME BOYS BEATING SMALLY(CHIZZY'S JUNIOR BRO UP).. IMMEDIATELY ME AND CHIZZY WENT THERE CARRYING OUR DAGGERS WICH WE ALWAYS MOVED AROUND WITH. ON GETTING THERE WE DID NOT SEE THE BOYS BUT WE SAW SMALLY AT A CHEMIST SHOP NEAR THE PLACE BLEEDING ALL OVER. WITH THAT SPEED, WE RUSHED THERE , WHICH CAUSED EVERY BODY THERE TO RUN THINKING THAT WE WERE THE SAME BOYS THAT BEAT HIM UP. ON GETTING CLOSER TO HIM I NOTICED THAT HE HAD CUTS ALL OVER HIS FACE HEAD , AND BODY. WE TRIED INTEROGATING HIM ON WHAT HAPPENED BUT HE WAS TOO WEAK TO SPEAK. AFTER THE TREATMENT WE PAID THE CHEMIST MAN AND WHILE LOOKING FOR A CAB TO TAKE US HOME MEN OF THE SPECIAL ANTI ROBBERY SQUAD(SARS) BLOCKED US AND STARTED ASKING US QUESTION , AFTER EXPLAINING TO THEY DECIDED TO GIVE US A RIDE HOME. DUE TO THE EVER BUSY IKWERRE ROAD THERE WAS TRAFFIC JAM,, |
Literature / Re: The Ash Rose by smokejuddy(m): 3:28pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
OluwabuqqyYOLO:present |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 2:53pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Sorry guys for the delay,,
full update tonite.
JUST ARRIVED OKWA-URATTA IN OWERRI (BABES HERE FINE OH) |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 9:58am On Sep 04, 2015 |
BlackMaria:whats ur ish bro |
Literature / Re: Life As A Cultist by smokejuddy(m): 10:56am On Sep 03, 2015 |
***continued*** BLOOD FOR BLOOD, EYE FOR EYE , SINGING THE SONGS OF HOJAS NEVER TO HANG LEG EVEN AT THE POINT OF DEATH, these were the words spoken to us by our nationals after the initiation rituals were i almost died due to asthma attack. We were then told to choose an island(meeting ground) ,, wen i humbly requested that my backyard be used as an island. Thus began my life as a cultist, a renowed and feared one around my vicinity, infact i was prince ondi himself. After the initiation i drew a tatoo of a vulture on my right chest. ***A TUESDAY IN FEBRUARY*** while me and chizzy wer walking round having problem updating long updates,, i typed but to submit na war. |
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