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Suddenly Jobberman recieves 100,000 answers to "Why do you want this job?" as "I like the reputation that 123 company has in the business community, and I would be proud to be part of it. I desire to have this position as (insert job title here) because it will allow me to use my skills such as (insert skill here) and fits my personality. I like the fact that 123 company has been around since 1934, and that the job turnover rate is low. From what I read online, employee morale appears to be high, and it sounds like a great environment to work in. I feel that this job suits me well, and I would be thrilled to be a member of the team." You wan try Nairalanders(Nigerians). 1 Like |
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APC ndi ori!! 2 Likes |
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Olusegun Oba sa njo. APC perfectly fits you. You shouldn't be in the same party as good men lhke Goodluck Jonathan in the first place. You are now officially a Progrethief. Congrats. 2 Likes |
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And then they said Southwest is safe. 2 Likes |
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Both the copy-and-paster and the person who wrote this article clearly haven't seen a Galaxy S4. Here is a Samsung Galaxy S4: http://bestmobs.com/samsung-i9505-galaxy-s4-specifications-and-features/ Btw, the Note 3 is a smartphone, that they call it phablet means the screen size is between 5.3 inches to 5.9 inches. A picture of the Samsung Galaxy S4: 1 Like
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kekakuz: av never been to lagos b4 but there is a universal rule for buying such stuffs Obviously because only one of them has a higher sense of reasoning than your entire village combined? :-/ 1 Like |
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TribalEAST: Which state is the crime capital of the world? Lagos 6 Likes |
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Dear people of lagos state. Have you ever heard of something called 'other states in Nigeria'? The aforementioned is a place where you can dwell without much rush, traffic, racism, tribalism, arrogancy, and others, compared to where you are currently dwelling in. So, without being told, we don't want to hear your whinning ever again. You can choose to live in a place called 'other states in Nigeria' or continue 'sardining' yourselves in the name of ragos but what ever you do, never complian to us as you have made your choice. If you complain to us, one thing we'll continue to remind you is: Go and die! |
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Government should do something fast before APC adds her to their Anambra 'election observers' payroll. ![]() 1 Like |
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Hello, on which road will this lamb o gini? will walk on? 8 Likes |
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Perefctly matches my specs. I don't want to be decieved like in the last one. Are you sure the lights, cameras and everything is working? ![]() If yes, bring it 77 Awada Street, Okpoko, off Here-and-there Road. I'll pay cash upon delivery. ![]() (Please don't forget to bring the phone's original charger.) 12 Likes |
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Umu nwanyi! 1 Like |
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11. Laptop Dogs / E-warrior This job title is used to fight for the good sake of the political party online. The salary level is on par with election observers position. The only difference is that 'election observers' have a higher probability of being caught at Imo State with fake voters' cards, fake INEC materials, guns and explosives on the eve of election. www.nairaland.com/1527999/183-osun-observers-anambra-fake ![]() 3 Likes |
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RIP great man |
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20. These are neither fun facts nor have anything to do with Nigeria. Please rename the thread to "18 unimportant things about toyota in America - Read if you have extra 36 seconds to waste". 34 Likes |
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. Innoxxacs: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD. http://bestmobs.com/tecno-p9-phantom-pad-mini/ |
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No kids yet. ![]() Nice copy and post though ![]() Please all Igbo people living in diaspora: Take your kids home at least for this Christmas. Don't raise bastards that call their own tribe ibo, and call i as h, and h as i. If you don't go home now then don't complain when Fashola and Tinubu 'deports' you. We won't support you because you have taken your origin for granted, and since your only contribution to the Igbo nation is just bearing an Igbo name, we owe you nothing. Thank you. 2 Likes |
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First, Lagos and Abuja are not the top cities in Nigeria. Unless by 'top', you mean the most expensive, or the most traffic-jammed cities in Nigeria, then these two places you mentioned won't have any opposition for the respective qualities. Since you didn't declare the principles used in gauging these 'top' cities, I'll base my own calculations on livelihood, cost of living, ease of movement, accomodation, friendliness of people and $$ opportunity. So based on the above, the 3 top cities I'm considering(my own assumptions) are: 1. Enugu 2. Onitsha 3. 36 Likes 1 Share |
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^^^ Idiotu. Next... |
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Nice writeup. This is frontpage material ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
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psky, mathematician(m), odua boy, Danhumprey(m), Sexkillz(m), L.M Ayedun..(m), olatunji21(m) |
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odua boy: Ibos are very pathetic human beings,biancar animashaun must be so important for a whole tribe to reduce itself to this degrading level of extreme childlessness and clannishness.....All because someone claimed to have bleeped the wife of their lord and personal saviour,ojuiku in their teenage years. Front page please. I thought these people were just fat, ugly, and lazy. ![]() I'm just amazed to confirm that they are serial liars with shameless blackmailing to put up for their cowardise. Tinubu busted Kemi Omololu busted(www.nairaland.com/t8ksy/posts) Fani Kayode busted Oluwale Ngige down(easily) Next is Osudefender and Saharat reporters. Today is a good day ![]() 1 Like |
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Will miss trolling Brickberry fans. |
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Loved Christmas as a kid. 1 Like |
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sunstyle:Dude nobody is voting. Did you see Anambra anywhere in the picture? |
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@OP, I was tempted to advise you to go home since you are drunk but after reading your post I concluded that you are blind as well. Now repeat after me: "I ifeduba1988, I ifeduba1988, even though I'm a yoruba boy who registered on Nairaland on Anambra election day as 'THANKGOD IFEDUBA .T ' and have been creating anti-APGA and anti-Igbo threads since then, decree that I must never take ogogoro and warri weed together again." So help you sango and amadioha. 15 Likes |
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