Glo network is fast only in specific locations. Mine happens to be one and I enjoy the network a lot.

Bodija, Ibadan.

xstry:
Otuoke drunk trying to look relevent.

If he were your father, would you say the same?

SweetJoystick:
See who dey talk about God

All have sinned and come short of God's glory. He admitted this. It takes nothing to read through the post.

sleeknick:
how much is lux soap in your area? e be like sey this mallam wan cheat me

Baba things don cost. U can imagine me buying N50 shaving stick for N100 (no qoute me o ). But aboki dem things dey cost sha.

I used to like Ronaldo but with his attitude of late, I'm taking side with Messi. Such a calm life.

Oyindidi:
That's another name for naija. A country without President

I wouldn't liken Nigeria to that though

Baddest69:
I love that bending side of that white straw

U know say you no well ba?

Oyindidi:
A body without head

You call such humanoid

ahmodu4real:
HAIR STYLIST abeg spirit of olosho is in that profession you hardly see any hair dresser that does not cheat.

That's right

sorextee:
Let me mount my canopy here..

Make it three bro

sonofLuci:


Can't you look for it yourself?

Eni nba pe Jesu!!
To tun wa npe yepa!!
O larun opolo!

falcon01:
i meant what i wrote. . i dont give sh*t how i spelt it as long as i passed my message ...

Apologies then

Thank you.
OP, abeg help me manage this.
Make I go get you cold SPRITE

falcon01:
you are totally an ingreat

I hope you meant 'ingrate'

mayorjosh:
They should just win!!!

If they can pick all three points in Uyo and draw in Yaoundé, we already have nine toes in the World Cup already. They should just focus and should not fucc up the way they did against South Africa

No afonja here
No ipob here
No aboki here

Up suer eagles!
Up Nigeria!

#OneNigeria

Tolexander:
Some people's journey in life na wao!

Just for being kidnapped, they have dinned with two Presidents (Buhari and Trump).

Would they have had this opportunity if there weren't kidnapped!

These girls are tempting me to arrange how dem go kidnap me o. But not by Evans anyway, cos my parents no get millions of naira, let alone dollars.

Have it as you've desired.

Clean pictures.
Tiri gbosa for your camera

I hate this font. Why people like am sef

Family tree twister. Son's ex-wife daughter?
U for add father, mother-aunt-sis. a

LastSurvivor11:
Can't wait for the day Biafra and Nigeria will have AFCON qualifying match

#Yinmu

Ericaikince:
A villager will also act as one even though he or she is dressed in Gucci and Prada

Be hating when God is taking her to new realms of grace. She's just being appreciative.

eezeribe:
This guy's low self esteem is of a monumental and colossal magnitude...
Those Mentally and physically broke nairalanders would start saying Hushpuppi can feed their families (not mine) for ten generations... what a hopeless and pathetic situation.
The truth must always be said.

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marvin902:



thirtysecondted
buh una nor just well this early you guys are sniffing hypo

This one pass hypo, nah alabukun

thirtyfirsted

Cesc001:
Interesting............

Thanks man

brunofarad:
Trouble dey sleep jeje


Drunk inyanga go wake am

Pls help me kill this spider

I almost hit my computer screen thinking I saw an ant. You are wicked

MzJin:



Possible
Meat - 1000k+
Tomatoes - #200
Okro - #200
Egusi - #300
Ugu ( for egusi n vegetable soup)- #100
Waterleaf - #150
Palmoil - #300
Okporoko -#200
Crayfish -#50
Pepper - #50
Transport- #150 = 2,700
Maggi- 50#
Balance -250

Bae i believe u die.........u b ma person 100% posicant.....way back in school days i n ma roomie always av a soup we call Sharpsharp....we use #250 naira to cook.....sweet die.....last 4 3 days

Ifahear!

Once the dates for international fixtures, European club competitions and FA cup competitions have been considered, it is then down to Atos (an international IT services company) to solve the puzzle of sequencing.

The golden rules of sequencing
1. In any block of five fixtures, a team should play three matches at home and two away, or vice versa.

2. A team should never have more than two-consecutive home or away fixtures.

3. A club will never start or finish the season with two-consecutive home or away fixtures. It would be unfair for a team to finish with two away fixtures, especially if they are in need of points.

4. At Christmas, if a club is at home on Boxing Day, they will be away on New Year’s Day or vice versa.

5. Partner Clubs
The majority of teams have “partner clubs” which they cannot clash home fixtures with. Manchester United and Manchester City, and Liverpool and Everton are obvious examples, although in London it is more complex and less obvious.

6. In March, Premier League clubs are asked three questions:
a) Are there any dates they wish not to be at home? That is answered in conjunction with the local police.
b) They will also be asked which club they want to pair with and whether there are any teams they do not wish to play at home on Boxing Day.
c) If all of a club’s requests cannot be met, they are asked which is the highest priority?

Once the make-up of all the clubs in the Premier League has been decided, they are placed in a pairing grid to determine which dates they will be at home and when they will be away. However, if one match has to be moved, that can result in as many as 40 other fixtures needing to be altered.

Fans are considered as the computer is programmed to reduce long-distance trips on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, while they also try to avoid clubs from similar areas traveling on the same trainlines on the same day.

Reference: planetfootball.com/viral/golden-rules-behind-premier-league-fixtures-compiled/

BTW, too much love to every gooner nairalander!

#COYG

Love y'all

Coyotejack:
If only Davido had cum on ur back all this nonsense won't be happening

Yeye dey smell

Yee!

Shelloween:
B!tch please... You better get used to the DMs... Cos, No responsible rich dude would want anything to do with you. You a HO'. Lemme guess.. You busy with your baby mama job. Lame ass b!tch.

#WaGbaYi

maureensylvia:
c humility

No it's D humility

If he had been on low cut.