Sibrah:
Two naija bloggers go just arrange and start e-war for some sentimental retweet and likes and they will even have temerity to bring it here.

Sibrah:
Two naija bloggers go just arrange and start e-war for some sentimental retweet and likes and they will even have temerity to bring it here.

Oche211:

Lol...
The lie get weight

Oche211:

Lol...
The lie get weight

Inspectorsuga22:
Oh Africa...how did I even get to this continent in the first place..

ofemigeorge:
This kin bingo dey wicked.... I know them

ofemigeorge:
This kin bingo dey wicked.... I know them

TheFacelessMan:



As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!



I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

hisexcellency34:
Straight to hell

MetaPhysical:


Why is your brother in winter coats in summer months

MetaPhysical:


Why is your brother in winter coats in summer months

nepapole:
I jus wana relocate to canada. Problem temi ni ye....

Ibime:


If you are born after 1983,.you only need one parent to be British.

Prior to 1984, you had to be born in Britain or your father had to be British.


By 1984, being born in Britain no longer qualified you for citizenship . . . . but maternal citizenship was recognized.

I was born in Britain just before the law changed while my brother who was born in Naija after the law change was lucky to.get qualification through maternal parentage.

Rubicon67:


It depends on your year of birth. Not all UK born individual are entitled to a British passport. The law changed in 1983.

RapistOnBail:
Free visa waiver for Nigerians. Thank God