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Technology Market / Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by Solomambo(m): 12:32pm On May 05, 2020
Blackberry Passport Network Problem

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Education / Uniuyo Release 2013/2014 Admission by Solomambo(m): 9:24am On Nov 06, 2013
[color=#000099][/color] The University Of Uyo yesterday evening released the 2013/2014 Admission List. You can check your name at your various department online at www.uniuyo.edu.ng or you go to Onyeama Ogechukwu block at the school campus and check your name.
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Solomambo(m): 2:29pm On Nov 03, 2013
Uyo is among o

Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Solomambo(m): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2013
Eclipse In Part of Uyo

Sports / Re: Nigeria U17 Coach Replies Iran Age-cheating Claim by Solomambo(m): 8:01pm On Oct 30, 2013
A LOSER Will Always Have an Excuse.. Education n Understanding of the word "medical test" is His Problem
Computers / Re: iPad Air Unveiled By Apple by Solomambo(m): 7:59am On Oct 23, 2013
No be estate e de download but air condition.. Abi free to air without sim card. Mitchew
Jokes Etc / Re: Interview Joke.... Lol! by Solomambo(m): 8:21am On Oct 21, 2013
Interview Starts:
HR OFFICER:- What is your name?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO: Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- What does that mean?
MUZO: Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- Your native place
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
MUZO: Muchinga Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
MUZO: M.P sir.
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaaaat?!!!
MUZO: Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
MUZO: It is because of M.P sir
OFFICER:- Meaning?
MUZO: Money Problem
HR OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?. What's your personality like?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- And what is that?
MUZO: Marvellous personality
OFFICER:- I see.. I will get back to you.
MUZO: Sir, how was my M.P?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
MUZO: My performance
OFFICER:- I think you are an M.P
MUZO: Meaning
OFFIECR:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't Laugh Alone
Jokes Etc / Re: You Think You Can Solve Maths? Try This. by Solomambo(m): 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2013
Na 60.. Bodmas works in some n not all arithmetics
Jokes Etc / Re: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by Solomambo(m): 1:50am On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=sunnshyn]Books that will never ever ever never exist
1. Beauty Tips by OBJ
2. How to live in peace and unity by Boko Haram
3. The value of family planning by Tuface Idibia
4. How to have a long lasting marriage by Kim Kardarshian
5. How to win trophies in football by Arsene Wenger
6. How to conduct a free and fair election by Maurice Iwu
7. How to write and speak good english by Dr (mrs) patience jonathan
8. Humility pays by Dbanj
9. My love for America by Osama Bin Laden
10. How to enjoy constant electricity supply by PHCN..
11. How to drive Train by Okada riders
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Friends Here by Solomambo(m): 2:16pm On Jan 14, 2013
then post your number or facebook name and see if you won't ve de world
Jokes Etc / Re: CR7 Congratulates Lionel Messi by Solomambo(m): 11:46am On Jan 10, 2013
Guy I Like you swag. You do make we remember when some useless Argentines wan Compare am to Pele and Maradona
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: AUGUST BORN ..............let's Meet Here by Solomambo(m): 1:35pm On Aug 05, 2012
You forget too soon that Leos don't Click together cos Of Their Will to Be Leaders Always...well am August Born on 16

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