HARDDON:



can just imagine u, rpg launcher on ur shdas, calculatedly directed an angle away frm me, wit legs quaking, n u saying those words witout as much as looking @ me eyeballs, hawt sweat dripping n i walk right by! .

lolss ,.. We dare not get rid of u when we haven't got a pinch Of ur wisdom...aren't close to u ....wud av touch the herm of ya garment.....
Ride ON BOSs

Jmord:



hahahaha, you are funny. Well the charger method should help you in that case, use 2 chargers, one should be blinking upwards at angle 90 to target the flying mosquitoes, while the other one should be positioned at angle 180 i.e facing horizontally to target the crawling mosquitoes

hey bro am not damn flop in math.. Pls speak english

UnknownT:
If light dey to use plug the charger, I go use am plug my fan. Fan works perfect for me

u aven't come across mosq in my area.. put ON your fan, and u wil see dem change formation...they wil start crawlin on ground,then mount ur bed (COMPUTER AGE)

ReneeNuttall:

oh! OK tnx, but I don't live in a swampy environment

and so... Even mosquitoes flex in lekki

FP material

HARDDON:
Sometimes, when i read these kinda questions, i feel im wasting my time up in here! N i just wano take a blo0dy walk!

Nooo way BOSS ...**blocks way aimin RPG** u goin NOwhere until u save dem folks fram dippin toes in shit..
Move an inch BoSS den u give me no other option to launch...jst joking

"JUST A kID" hmmm haven't seen that around here.. thats jst a perfect word to describe you

yorubafool...lol... abeg chill for them nah

"I buy Rabbit dem Don die now" lolsss.....omo my spinal cord ooo yeeeepa

jonaifame22:
buh they are not married na, do u know maybe I have plans of marrying her? She is a wife material

ok o

Nairaboi:
This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC et al all the bosses. . .

what God has join together let no1 put ........

about to unfollow... e be like say your ink don finish abi

your friend's girl? ...that is a fully bleeped up paroll.. eat all type of snakes and u might end up getting one their bone in ur throat.. Even tho she breaks up with him already u shudnt av done that... There ar many fishes in the ocean.. I know say u be guy man ....Reason am too..

Amaterasu:
hope I didnt over stretch the drill.

hey you really did it overboard , you acted as if she is disgusting.......... just a spinning a little fun wud av turned the suitation around.
You should av done this way.
>>> while in the middle of hot romance with her just whisper to her ear while kissing it like "bae we need to take it sloooow slooow, am really on my period"(u see' spinning fun ) then slow down the pace of ur smooching then back off,
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I think you acted wild nt witty .
even tho she is already unclad be witty lik grabbin her panties nd bra tryin to wear it for her..... jst do things to surprise her nt d other way round makin her feel embarassed.
.
The drills here are not for u to use jst lik that without building on it .....
i learnt this same drill here nd i worked on it.
The Don gave us d basic, all we av to do is BUILD ON IT...
This drill is called "fish technique" a psycology- based technique.
u wud think am one dating baddo but nah nah am stil a bad learner, i saw the drill here then made a further research about it.
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Build on these drills, do it simultaneously or else u use it like that nd u face d consequences.
......bear wit me i dont know how to somrise

Harddon ...i hail thee.. More of yur drills to com

hmmm centre of gravity and narrow gate to heaven or rather to hell.. paulkillerman na U o

This thread is dead.... jst fucking dead

paulkillerman come and finish what you have started o

brush her toto with hypo and iron sponge thereafter

i guess you are not enjoyin sex with him, maybe he is not sampling ur somethin wella.
Am just imaginin u lying lik a log of wood while doin d deed with him.
Its lik that guy is a 1min man but i think they are NL guys can sample u wella they can bang lik machines excldin me o cos me sef i be 1min man or less.

habba .. You dont have to ﹑miss out interesting details nawh.. Atleast summarise the details not missing it out.
The interesting part is what we are all longin for. Abehg
Kudos 2 u

Ride On !!! Boss

oga harddon oo Where you dey nawh...abi those chicks too dey chewing-gum you? this thread is dying abeg We need more of drills... Abi guys what do you think

i yaff began to realise ayam bending, if u know what i mean. somtimes i caught mysef staring at males bum..
Need a deliverance now o... Since my g.f don breakup wit me i av got a stone heart for females..
i hear say na smallsmall e dey stat ..i need to become fuckin damh straight again

nawa4naija just try to update in time so to help the flow of this story.. Cos i know many of us would be finding it difficult to remember the part played by the characters in previous episodes in your story due to the slow updates...
I knw u gat to be occupied by other things bt try as much to update in time..
Good job u doin here.
i av really learnt a lot nd stil love the fact that this is a trulif story..
jast kwatinu

just
. . passingby

darbeelicous:
im sorry did I sound serious? Nah.......I'd Neva take any post on this section seriously, its all for fun dear.

really huh! ..u saying u were joking with thunder now abi. Not jst a mere thunder bt d one that is doin press up.. Lolss

darbeelicous:
[color=#990000][b][i]never gonna work cause I always move with my card, and I'd simply use pos....
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But for now, the thunder that will fire this op is still doing presss up!

hey take it easy ...are you the victim y taking this too serious

But for now, the thunder that will fire this op is still doing presss up![/i][/b][/color][/quote] hey take it easy ...are you the victim y taking this too serious

shebi you like money,Love shopping but you are padlocking that hole you didnt drill yourself... One day for you..


Last week at my lodge, my
girlfriend and i
were in
bed kissing passionately and
getting
sensual. As our passion began to heat'up, she
said..... ""NO
BABY I
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT, I Just
Want You To
Hold Me"".
.
I screamed "WHAT"??!! "What Was
That"?!
.
She replied....""You're just not in touch with
my
emotional needs as a woman
enough for
me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man"".
She further added....""Can't you
just love me
for who
i am, and not what i do for you in
the bedroom?"".
.
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen
that
night, i just went to sleep. .
The next day, i decided to cancel
going to
school so
that i could spend time with her.
We went out and had a nice lunch, then i
took her
shopping at a very big boutique.
I walked around with her as she
tried on
several expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to
take, so i
told her
we would just buy them all.
. She wanted new shoes to go with
her new
clothes, so
i surprised her by telling her to just
get a
pair of shoes for each cloth she selects.
.
We went over to the jewelry section
where
she
picked'out a pair of gold earrings. She was so excited, she also asked
for a
Bracelet and
a Wrist'Watch, and i surprised her
further
then i replied...""That's Okay Honey"".
.
She was on'top of the world from
all the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
said....""I think this is all dear, let's
go to the
cashier"".
.
I could hardly contain myself when i replied
her...."NO BABY I DON'T FEEL LIKE
DOING IT".
.
Her face went completely blank as
her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT"??!!.
.
I further said....""Honey I Just Want
You To
Hold Those Things For A While"".
""You're just not
in touch
with my financial needs as a man
enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman"".
.
Just when she had this look like she
was
going to kill me, i further added....
""Why can't you just love me for
who i am,
and not
for the things i buy you?
.

Guys you can also take her to a luxury eatery
tell her to order anything even the one to take home for friends
While eating,make an excuse and walk out and leave her to mysteries. NB:make sure she is not with her purse..

Later now they would say "all Men are wicked"

Sex is an important factor in a r/ship, some
prefer to abstain while some prefer to indulge in
it. Sex creates intimacy. Sex is a beautiful
thing and more beautiful if practised when
married. Well this write-up is not abt sex b4 or
after marriage, it's about sex in a r/ship. Sex like any other thing loses it's flavour when
abused. Too much of anything is bad. In some r/
ships, some couples have sex as often as
they drink water. This has an adverse effect on
the guys. To a lady it 'may' increase the love she
has 4 her spouse and may be a proof of love but to guys too much of sex with a partner
diminishes the attraction they feel for their
ladies. Too much sex with a partner makes men
crave something new, something fresh, something
we've not had, something like a new challenge.
Please emphasis is on too much sex b4 I get accused of encouraging cheating on
your girlfriend once u have sex, I never said that.
Some couples have sex anytime they are 2geda,
they must tear each other apart any little chance
they get. This makes the guy want
variety cuz he's getting too much of ur dose. Some couples at night have sex not minding the
presence of their friends in the room when they
feel everybody is sleeping. Guys have a little
respect for your ladies and ladies hw do you
expect to be respected when you don't respect
yourselves. How can you allow him have sex wit you when your friends or his friends are arnd?
Sometimes some leave their friends gisting in the
room and go into the kitchen or bathroom to
have sex. That's abuse, you're abusing sex and a
guy that does that has no regard for you. He sees
you as a sex object and tosses you off when he gets bored.
Am not against sex but why can't you at least
once in a while have fun in the bedroom without
sex? U can be in your briefs bt you play, kiss,
cuddle and have fun without actually having sex.
Check your love level, check if he's just lusting after you or in love wit you, once in a while insist
on no sex, just cuddle and play and gist.
Sometimes guys go into r/ships wit the mindset
of being serious but get tired of it cuz
of the amount of sex they are getting. Am not
saying this is the cause of all heart breaks but some are caused by this.
You're in a r/ship and whenever you're wit your
spouse your clothes suddenly catches fire and you
remove it faster than clark kent could ever dream
of. Some guys have become experts in removing
bras that they can remove it by just looking at it. See how much fun u can have with your
spouse without sex in the bedroom. The bed
wasn't meant for sex alone cuz when some people
see a bed sex comes into mind.
Try and spend a night talking about yourselves
and your future and then cuddle up and sleep. You mustn't have sex. Some
guys don't know what their girls have planned
out for 2moro but can tell you the panties she'd
wear 2moro. You know all her panties but you
don't know her surname. You
calculate her menstrual cycle so you would know when not to ask her to come around for sex but
you don't know how good she's doing in school as
a matter of fact you only know her department
but not her grades. You haven't for once seen her
read but you don't care, all you want is her waist.
R/ships aren't just for fun, you should better the life of your spouse and make him/her a
better person instead of making him/her worse
than u met them.

DEO FACTS

baddo baba milli...thats a trick to bring controversies.....