Hi Netotse,

I just tracked him;  his username is boloco   

Busted    

boloco:

pass YOUR IT certifications in one week, call  08033871450
or email aaadewunmi@yahoo.com

netotse:

the guys email addy is aaadewunmi@yahoo.com and he has been sending me silly as mails about opensource and stuff, i'm sure he got my mail from NL cos in the 'to:' field i can see a lot of NLers names, abeg someone should send this guy a message warning him or something. . .

dani1luv:

sweetpie

Sweetpie     

aieromon:

Akerekoroabijawara

aieromon:

thorroogerdsx

Ameboperoo

Some mothers do have them,i'd say

            ^^ the username Looks like a virus!


More funny usernames:

113

Name don finish na to use numbers as usernames 

I flash

koolkamzzy:

i barely call my ex because i see her everyday. when we finally brea[b]k up[/b], she complain dat i was acting like i dont love or care about her dat was why she had to do wat she did.

hope to change as soon as i get another one, (not realy searching just wanted to be like dat for a while)

Report to moderator    77.73.191.163  

Hiyaaaa so you are lonely? Sorry about that!

Finance Assistant, GS5
Post title: Finance Assistant, GS5
Vacancy number: VN-NGR-02-2010
Contract type: Fixed-term
Duration: Two years
Location: Bauchi
Deadline for application: Tuesday, 2 February 2010

UNICEF Nigeria seeks the services of finance assistants to provide financial support functions to its operations in Bauchi field office.

For more information pls visit

http://www.unicef.org/nigeria/about_3862.html

Bayo Adex:

Nairaland has been a darlin to me since i joined and i can think of a day or2 without me logging in. Thanx to d creator and all other members. thanks thanks Thanks to all.
Pls i need help on this issue. I want to visit the U.K as a first time applicant this Easter period, however, i have no relations in U.K that can invite me. I thought of doing hotel reservation (not with credit card o i will send a friend to actually go and pay at the hotel) so as to serve as the invitation for tourism as i wanna get back to my work in 2 weeks. A month ago, i was introduced to an guy who just came back from U.K to a friend. The guy helps pple to get invitation, book hotel and all those stuffs sha. He has helped 2 pple dat my friend knows and also my friend too (but my friend wasnt given visa cos he went and put some 3m in his a/c to boost a/c and dat was only reason for denial by uk embassy) I discussed with him and he promised to get me all d docs for family visit and i will pay him 150,000 naira- 80, 000 down payment and 70,000 when i get d visa (God willing). To be sure of him, i requested he brings copies that he has with him and he brought a guy's documents - paspport page (uk citizen, bank statement, evidence of mortgage, payslips and other docs sha which are in coloured photocopy. he said he just brought the from Uk for someone. the guy sounds confident and advise dat i shouldnt do reservation as U.K favours family visit and im quite young 24 yrs (without wife and kid).
My sister who stys in America thinks Business Visa is better mayb get travelling agencies that package trade fairs and exhibitions and get invited for an exhibition.
Considering the Muttalab bomber issue hasnt helped as well cs these pple will be very reluctant nw as i also have a muslim name as my last name- Abdullahi.
Plss I need candid advise from nairalanders on what to do cs i have all docs in nija. Pls help on what to do. Thanks to all

I have concerns over the highlighted! Dont you think if the guys documents were genuine he would not willingly give you (stranger) copies of his document? Theres a fraud called 'Identity Theft'. Forget those documents he showed you; they are fake!

You can make your hotel reservations without paying a dime and apply as a tourist.

As for your name being Abdullahi, its a 50 -50 chance. Best of luck

George_D:

the amaka, please take it easy oooo! no spoil us virgins!

Pop into my arena, lets have a virgin's talk

rokiatu:

I can't believe some idiots vote no

@ rokiatu,
It’s a Public Forum and everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. If you have a problem because some people’s opinions differs from your, You had rather keep MUTE   rather than calling them IDIOTS!

Why is there an option of ‘NO’ in the Poll If the poster expected every one to click YES
***hissing & rolling eyes**

islet:

Its not like they are conderming those who aint virgins but rather trying to say that virtue is still valuable.I have read a lot from nairaland and at a certain stage was scared that being one was like a crime especially when the guys say they want experienced ladies and wont settle for a virgin.Believe me really scary that what you had tot all along was priceless wasnt the rave anymore to the guys that mattered. I will be 27 soon,with a degree, pretty , still a virgin and waiting for the right time.[b][/b]

I'm not surprised

Virgin or not?

Who cares? Is the love that matters!

He might abscond with your money! Dont do it dear!
Online scammers always come up a reason for an 'emergency'

On a second thought it depends on how long you have been communicating, Mininum of 3 years You might get your money back; less than 3 yrs, Just forget it!

Jarus:

ever come across e-monkey?

Lol        

More funny usernames:


totomi

Totochoper

horny4u

oloko nla

pussy4u

rof-lmao

lmao

hahasheyi

14 inches

thanks dear

ojuobo

oloriode

Googler

big rod

Dual Core

Gods-Son

kokonets

Boboribo

Man-eater

Roforofo

hahaha. . .

releaseme

unban190

madlady

init4dmoni

y me

  I will post more as I come accross them   

The United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (Nigeria) announces the following vacancy:


Post Title: Information Technology Assistant
Level of post: SB3
Type of contract: Service Contract
Location: Abuja
Duration: Ten Months (with possibility of renewal)
Closing date: 26th January 2010


For further details on the job description and application process, please visit http://www.ng.undp.org/jobs.shtml and submit applications.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Qualified candidate should e-mail their resume, possibly with a scanned passport photograph, by 2 February, 2010 to the email address for each job category

use the reference as subject matter for your e-mail.

Another earthquake has hit Haiti as rescuers searched for survivors buried under rubble.

The US Geological Survey said the 6-magnitude quake struck at about 6am local time about 35 miles north-west of the country's capital, Port-au-Prince.

There were no immediate reports of further casualties but reports said the tremor led to widespread panic.

International Development Secretary Douglas Alexander told MPs that the British search and rescue team was safe following the aftershock.

At question time in the House of Commons, he said: "Since I've arrived in the House this morning, there has been a significant aftershock registering 6.1 on the Richter Scale but the word that I have received is that our search and rescue team is safe and are continuing their work."

He offered the Government's sympathy to the victims of the Haiti earthquake and spoke of the "great collective pride" in the actions of the UK search teams in Port-au-Prince.

Meanwhile, the Prime Minister said international coordination has to be improved to help deal with further disasters after the earthquake.

At Commons question time, Mr Brown paid tribute to those coping with the "still unfolding tragedy" in Haiti.

"We must, first, provide support; second, improve international coordination; and third, help get the government of Haiti back on its feet to be able to deliver reconstruction."

He urged the setting-up of a UN reconstruction agency to provide a dedicated task force of professionals to deal with similar disasters in future

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100120/tuk-new-quake-hits-as-rescue-continues-6323e80.html

A. YOUNG LAWYERS: Ref:YL
                email:younglawyers.job@gloworld.com

Qualifications

-Bachelor of law degree from a recognized university, preferably with 2.1
-Call to bar
-post graduate qualification will be an added advantage.

Experience

-Must have completed NYSC programme
-Not older than 30 yrs of age



B. YOUNG ACCOUNTANTS: REF:YA

  email:youngaccountants.job@gloworld.com

  Qualifications

-University degree or its equivalent in accounting, finance, business administration  or any related field.
-professional chartered accountancy qualification.

  Experience

  -Must have completed NYSC programme
  -Not older than 30 yrs of age

zaragoza:

England donated £2million

You are wrong! England donated £23 million (twenty three million pounds) after the Earthquake incident in Haiti and subsquently more donations have followed after!

I tried Posting some Job adverts in Job Section. I cant see my posts! I m confused?


I cant start NEW topics in Job Section.

I used to go thru my partner's phone (because we have trust issues) and got hurt anytime I did that! Then I realised what you dont know wont hurt you. . .

So I dont do dat anymore!

A country cannot divide without a War!

I pray your dream doesnt come to pass

blacksta:

It does not have to be like that - what happened to integrity . I understand in the u.k you have pay an extra £50 ontop of the visa fees and it has to be cash . That itself is an earning of almost £100,000 (N2 480, 000 ) missing from the Nigerian coffers

naija_swag:

Small money!

Check your calculation is N 24,800,000 not N 2,480,000

markmogul:

Hi everyone im in benin and i nd a dom acc to effect payment in benin it would be extremely profitable 4 anyond who will b my biz partner reach me on 07037836881 or libranpet@yahoo.co.uk

It's easy to open a Domi account just walk go to your nearest Bank! Chikene 

cj1080:

Or is it that u just allow a lot of trash to be posted on your section.

Can u not set a buffer for mail,address,company name and phone number. Before a person posts about a job topic. So that even if they post a topic,by calling the number we know if they r a fraud or true.

Cos their constant posting of email addresses that are either wrong or used to spam people is giving this section a bad name.

Seconded!

The forum is so messed up that I m finding it so hard to see a genuine job advert!

Spammers are on the loose!