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Events / Re: Man Spraying Money With A Money-Spraying Machine At An Event by SpitFireKalou: 10:23am On Jun 02, 2016
whirlwind7:


Or worse still, the machine was invented with the target market being blacks.
The inventors know how vain a typical black man with some spare cash can be at ceremonies such as this.

All they need to convince the olodo is say: "Look here, my good man, you worked real hard to make that money. You shouldn't work so hard to spend it in style. Just load the cash in this compartment, release this catch button, point the device this way, and pull this trigger right here.........and there you go!" grin grin

The mumu will quickly order for a dozen of it...with the intention of selling some of it to his fellow retardz of like minds.



Or the guy asked a China's company to design it so he can sell to the ignorant Nigerians.

He could be a business man!!!!!
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Missing In Buhari's Democracy Day Speech by SpitFireKalou: 10:37am On May 30, 2016
louqas:


Because the "menace of fulani herdsmen" Is just a media hype by you all. All the fake pictures of herdsmen carrying Ak47 have been proven to be not from anywhere in Nigeria. Yes killings by fulani herdsmen has been happening for long (still happening ) and the president has done everything humanly possible to stop it but you all won't be satisfied even if he comes out to specifically condemn it . Malaria,armed robbery,kidnpping for rituals kill far more people than the so called fulani herdsmen. So far I haven't heard any leader from Niger delta condemn the activities of NDA as if they are complicit should we all now be shouting that ijaw leaders including the former president are supporting NDA Just because they have not come out to condemn their activities in strong terms.

Please the herdsmen issue is worth it because of the numbers. Sacking a community is not same as kidnapping a senator

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Politics / Re: Past Govt Wasted Forex On Importation Of Toothpicks — Buhari by SpitFireKalou: 2:02pm On May 29, 2016
Mr President

Please reading through your 365 days in office both speech & media chart hv this to tell you

1 In security you keep talking about Bokoharam success as a victory on securing the nation. I will remind you of your failure in herdsmen mess, IPOB agitation, Niger Delta Militancy and general policing the citizens. So judge for yourself!

2 The change we would have love to get from you is not given us the national cake in Agriculture/Farming but to bulid brands like Heinz, in Nigeria
Politics / Re: Fashola At The Commissioning Of Power Stations In Zamfara State by SpitFireKalou: 9:14am On May 29, 2016
Guys 2.5MVA power for a country that 15k MVA is not enough. And my minister is proudly commissioning!

Who this plant epp ?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ponmile Pelumi, OAU Student's Painting Goes Viral by SpitFireKalou: 4:34pm On May 23, 2016
This painting shld sell 50-130m naira. #buynairatogrownaria
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flawless In New Promo Photos by SpitFireKalou: 3:28pm On May 13, 2016
She do bath
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill The Albani Of Monguno, Boko Haram Kingpin by SpitFireKalou: 10:53am On Apr 27, 2016
All ds kingpins none if dm fit talk were chibokgirls dey
Business / Re: China To Start Importing From Nigeria - Emefiele, CBN Governor by SpitFireKalou: 10:20am On Apr 20, 2016
Pls which materials or iteams r we to export to China.
Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by SpitFireKalou: 9:58am On Apr 20, 2016
Everyone check ds site www.leadnurseafrica.com. is a forum for nurses
Politics / Re: APC Member Shares Pictures Of More Gift From Osinbajo. Calls PDP Liars by SpitFireKalou: 8:15am On Apr 02, 2016
So d president and his wife are not good enough for Agatu people?
Politics / Re: DSS Captures Khalid Barnawi - Ahmad Salkida by SpitFireKalou: 8:13am On Apr 02, 2016
Hope ds one will tell us d whereabout of d chibokgirls
Politics / Re: Obama Praises Buhari At Nuclear Summit In Washington by SpitFireKalou: 8:12am On Apr 02, 2016
Wld he HS said otherwise?

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Ceejay Perez Dies In Fatal Motor Accident(photos) by SpitFireKalou: 11:48pm On Apr 01, 2016
RIP
Family / Re: Incredible Recovery Of The Nigerian 'witch Child' Who Was Left For Dead by SpitFireKalou: 1:17pm On Apr 01, 2016
Thanks to d Denise lady
Nairaland / General / Re: Diesel Tanker Rams Into School Wall In Lagos (Photo) by SpitFireKalou: 1:11pm On Apr 01, 2016
Safety first
Politics / Re: Obiano Set To Complete Another Bridge - Photos by SpitFireKalou: 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2016
Nice works

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Politics / Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Visits Agatu Victims In Benue - Photos by SpitFireKalou: 5:36pm On Mar 30, 2016
So d wife of d president is not good enough for agatu or is she afraid she will b moved for her hobby I don care attitude
Politics / Re: I’m One Of Chibok Girls’, Pleads Arrested Suicide Bomber In Cameroon by SpitFireKalou: 7:27pm On Mar 25, 2016
Is all hoax to cover d fraud, why is tht all d arrested kingpins og BH hv not b interrogated to get d rally info
Politics / PMB "No More A Laughing Matter" by SpitFireKalou: 7:53pm On Mar 22, 2016
PMB has promised 10,000MW in three years no blueprint. Just word of mouth. Read this post/link and see a government with a plan http://www.globalindonesianvoices.com/20180/power-up-indonesia-president-jokowi-to-launch-ambitious-35000-mw-electricity-projects/.
"No more laughing matter" but no ideas, no details on how to achieve this goal.

May b he is hoping on his JOKER Dangote and hus lekki free trade zone investment on a mega gas project

or just completing existing power plants projects.

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