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Celebrities / Re: Seun Jimoh Supports Tiwa Savage: A Successful Woman Must Cook, Clean For Her Man by Ssms(m): 4:24am On Oct 06, 2017
abike12:
see this one that married for green card...
eyin aye....aiye tin Je yee yes...aiye tamotiye....una don dig hin matter just on Ds small issue...nawa oo
Family / Re: Woman Dumps Her Husband Over Short Manhood by Ssms(m): 3:18am On Oct 06, 2017
YeyeGirl:
"Who no like better tin make I see oooo". #Singing# grin.. But short cassava means ntin na..There are oda ways 2 satisfy a lady.. I guess her husband na " Ancient of days".. Ndi Nnamdi azikwe regime...
wat other ways oo joor for dose who have same problem.......help a breaking home grin grin
Romance / Re: "I'm Going Crazy" - Fans Scream Over Oyinyechi Hair Extensions Studio by Ssms(m): 12:24am On Oct 05, 2017
Yea!!!!!dats d real shit mehn
Events / Re: Ladies Celebrate Nigeria's Independence In A Sexy Way Inside Night Club (photos) by Ssms(m): 12:21am On Oct 05, 2017
E ba wa kolosho wole.....Olosho spotted
Health / Re: Stop Squeezing Your Woman's Breasts: Medical Doctor Warns Men by Ssms(m): 6:04pm On Oct 04, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Will they hear word

No they won't

They will squeeze it as if their lives depend on it...very unromantic set of people

Boobs are not to be squeezed
smiles...tellbus wat to do wt it..
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by Ssms(m): 6:01pm On Oct 04, 2017
Of course..Falz d bad guy

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Religion / Re: God First - Ugandan Lady Shares Pics Of Herself Reading Bible Wearing Only Shirt by Ssms(m): 12:15pm On Oct 04, 2017
biacan:


You and who married men stay faithful to their wives
av I asked u out with my statement?u made me laugh grin grin grin
Religion / Re: God First - Ugandan Lady Shares Pics Of Herself Reading Bible Wearing Only Shirt by Ssms(m): 3:25am On Oct 04, 2017
biacan:


Your problem
is our problem
Religion / Re: God First - Ugandan Lady Shares Pics Of Herself Reading Bible Wearing Only Shirt by Ssms(m): 2:25am On Oct 04, 2017
biacan:


Don't spend your time quoting me......... go hustle hard to make your girlfriend proud
ooh u mean u r not worth it.....was just trying to mk u feel humans
Religion / Re: God First - Ugandan Lady Shares Pics Of Herself Reading Bible Wearing Only Shirt by Ssms(m): 1:42am On Oct 03, 2017
biacan:
Watch how broke guys will masturbate over here
over wat madam?she ain't showing any sensitive pix now
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Rescues Kidnapped Assistant Police Commissioner In Zamfara (Photo) by Ssms(m): 1:36am On Oct 03, 2017
Hin juju dey work grin grin
Career / Re: Please Advise Me, I Am At Cross Roads On What To Do by Ssms(m): 6:26am On Oct 02, 2017
Confused977:


Bro My both parents are Yorubas. As I couldn't get a University my parents and people told me to hold the polytechnic then. That's how the vehicle of life dropped me here.
P. S. I am from a very poor home. All my aim is to make sure no man Will look down on me and my siblings when the time comes. That's why we all are on our feet.
She stays in Dubai.
And bro, NO! I CAN'T BE INVOLVED IN that you implying. I naturally have the phobia of laying with a man cuz the few I tried as a result of relationship made me truly understand that s*e Waka no follow my destiny come. I only end up being psychologically and mentally traumatized so I settled that long ago. But I believe on my own if I can keep working hard, Baba God go fit dey make way for me. You get? Pls look at it again. Thanks.
she stays in Dubai?....my sister pls dnt come.....85% of African ladies here r into prostitution...pls I beg u not to waste ur money to come here....gv me her detail n I will gv u assurance she's into runs or daylight prostitution.....check my signature...

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Crime / Re: 3 Female Corpses With Missing Private Parts Discovered In Okpoko, Anambra by Ssms(m): 9:22pm On Sep 30, 2017
Wickedness all over d places.....thinhs DAT happen in Nigeria......wasting of souls because of money fame and power...God av mercy

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Fashion / Re: World's Largest Uncut Diamond, Size Of A Tennis Ball Sold For ₦19.3Billion(Pics) by Ssms(m): 2:06pm On Sep 27, 2017
Iamsheye:
[Mtcheeeew

I can even buy two of it sef]bros av u eaten breakfast?remember u could not afford dinner last nyt












Yes,i can buy it in my dream
Crime / Re: Nigerian Housemaid In Oman Records Her Boss Abusing Her Sexually by Ssms(m): 5:39am On Sep 27, 2017
rentAcock:
All lies, they know they are going there for ashewo work, if she wants to be a maid she could've stayed in Nigeria and served a Nigerian. Someone promised you a menial job as a nanny where you will get paid 400k every month and you didn't find it fishy. This story is riffed with so much lies, they locked you for 3 weeks without food and u still survived.

As a matter of fact she should be deported to Nigeria and charged with international prostitution and human trafficking.
where is ur brain sir?......she didn't write about being paid 400k monthly....she wrote DAT she paid 400k for visa......I guess u dnt av d opportunity to travel out of ur village...hence ur ranting..
Romance / Re: Woman Referred To As The Indian Kim Kardashian. Her Body Is Unbelievable (Photo) by Ssms(m): 5:21pm On Sep 26, 2017
Kimkardashain:
God pls make me curvier..#crying.
am freaking tired of moderate butt.
Bleep...fuvk more....continue fucking....don't stop fucking n u will surely get it....from behind styles
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Decoder Price, Subscription And Channel List In Nigeria by Ssms(m): 3:40pm On Sep 26, 2017
Sabrina18:
Viewers discretion is advised grin.
does it av or not...tell me. grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Decoder Price, Subscription And Channel List In Nigeria by Ssms(m): 12:31pm On Sep 26, 2017
Porn chanell pls

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Celebrities / Re: Joke Jigan Celebrates Olawale Osato Jegunmah, Her Husband's Birthday by Ssms(m): 11:37am On Sep 26, 2017
Lalastica plss save d pix n page for us cos wen dey go breakup ......Tonto's case was a mistake
Celebrities / Re: Joke Jigan Celebrates Olawale Osato Jegunmah, Her Husband's Birthday by Ssms(m): 11:35am On Sep 26, 2017
Iamzik:
Na WA O

The couple could even be enjoying their make up sex right now and Chubhie and rokia2 are here fighting each other....

Oya make una make up too grin grin grin[b]
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grin cheesy crazy u I swear

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Celebrities / Re: Joke Jigan Celebrates Olawale Osato Jegunmah, Her Husband's Birthday by Ssms(m): 11:33am On Sep 26, 2017
Michellla:
that piece of info ain't meant for the public
u type like a good friend of mine......
Romance / Re: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by Ssms(m): 4:46am On Sep 26, 2017
Dey were n still very much caring.....wat will be would surely be cos can't still figure out wat led to our breakup....everyone move on buh we r still in contact till tomorrow.... God bless Seun n tope

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Romance / Re: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by Ssms(m): 4:38am On Sep 26, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Nothing nice 2 say bouh him
grin grin grin....buh wen he was bleeping u...wen everytin was going smoothly... Dere r many tins nice about him....yeye dey smell
Celebrities / Re: Jaiye Kuti Reacts To Rihanna’s Dressing: “This Is Madness” by Ssms(m): 5:53pm On Sep 25, 2017
In d 21st century where d breast is equivalent to d nipples....d flesh around d nipkes r just mere flesh....endtime
Health / Re: 6-Year-old Boko Haram Victim Shocked Dubai Doctors Begins To Walk (Photos) by Ssms(m): 5:49pm On Sep 25, 2017
ultron12345:
I salute the doctors who made d operation a success, it wouldn't have been possible without them. No God, deity, church, or pastor could have been able to do anything in this case.

To those praising God, now that the operation was a success, they can't even mention the doctors, they are thanking God, but if the operation was unsuccessful, they won't blame God, they will rather blame d doctors, saying that they were incompetent and negligent.
now Wats ur point exactly....DAT dere z no God?I laugh in Spanish
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Okonkwo: Wife Of E-Money, Emeka Okonkwo (Photos) by Ssms(m): 5:41pm On Sep 25, 2017
N she may be cheating on her husband still...who knows undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Things Women Want Their Man To Do While Making Love by Ssms(m): 8:31am On Sep 25, 2017
sekxy:

only at nights wink
smiles.....u hate it in d day...oru LA n seka
Food / Re: Do You Have Any Weird Food Combination? by Ssms(m): 6:07pm On Sep 24, 2017
Garri+ salt....also garri + bread.... Try dat
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Flaunts Her Baby Bump In Dubai Vacation (Photos) by Ssms(m): 7:44am On Sep 24, 2017
FvckShiT:
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Bleep d village DAT produce u....brainless head

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Flaunts Her Baby Bump In Dubai Vacation (Photos) by Ssms(m): 6:14am On Sep 24, 2017
FvckShiT:
blöödyfûçkiñg bleaching bîtch undecided

.....
read what u wrote sir......do u think u make any sense?I wonder which village produce u

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Parties Braless In New York by Ssms(m): 5:20am On Sep 23, 2017
Omo osan Ti n ko poopoo ba Iya e
Sports / Re: Chant About The Size Of Romelu Lukaku's Manhood By Man United Fans Causes Uproar by Ssms(m): 5:06am On Sep 23, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Hmmm, my favorite topics, so where are the pictures of the kini
grin grin grin...email me...will get dem across... Not joking here

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