dmgr:


So u re still active on this forum.
Hope u re good sha.

I am, thanks
Its been a year plus since i last logged in here

Quality20:
When we said u guys shd avoid formication , u guys tot we are fools n old fashioned

U comment for likes obviously or u no sabi read

Urheadmaster:
Neck pressing will favour our enemies and the sane Nigerians so shall it be .

Wetin be this

kokoA:
Butterfly ma don dey form eagle because e get wings. Bros, is like the way your account balance is now is not sweeting you o.

Rest
U no fit escape bills
It’s inevitable

Luzebox:
who be dis one again??
..I dey try repent

Wizmj4real:



Professionally speaking right

Omo I carry left leg for you

Add the right one join

Hassanmaye:

Shut up

Go and tell ur mum

EnterpriseMan:


Sounded like a true benin *******

If foolishness was a person, it would be u

OriOko88:

Werey.. I pity ur mouth. E go hear am

Na lie

teeshet:
whats up? I'm eager to eat your pussy and make you climax

2m

Kollins11:
I wish I knew the guy that broke the heart of this useless Nigerian girl. I would have credited him 15k and also buy him some drinks & smoke instantly.

This is exactly how to treat a useless Nigerian girl. Always dump her sorry ass after you're done drilling the oil in her smelly kpekus.

Why u dey mumu

Plenty dick dey dis world mennn
God abeg, I don't want to die untimely
I wanna suck more dicks

DispatcherLagos:

Don't practice everything you learn from Afonjas...we don't tolerate that in Igbo land

My opinion about you is that you don't have sense

God abeg ooo

Poswahala:
Guys I genuinely need some advice
Because of the state of my mental health I have decided never to get married or have kids, I suffer from intense depression and anxiety and other mental health problems. I'm unsure of my own future talk more of a child.
I do love being in relationships but I do that only for companionship and sex.
I don't know if I will regret my decision. The guys I have dated have been cool with my no marriage proposal but I don't think any Nigerian man will not want kids.
I'm thinking of moving to another country, buy a house, take care of my community and neighbors then when I'm old, I will move to a retirement home.
If I change my mind I can adopt a child, am not against adoption as I am with marriage, it depends on if my mental health improves

The problem I have is that will I be lonely without a child, like I said I'm not into marriage despite being a woman trained in traditional home, it's not that I hate it or anything, it's not just for me. I will be unhappy being married.
But the child thing is bothering me, I always wanted a child, but i don't want my mental health to prevent me from loving and caring for the child.
Please advise

If u want to or do not want to get married....that's yr decision to make
But pls endeavour to multiply

Benki003:
What my brain still wan process na why this topic de romance

I wonder o

Oturatetuala:
Ain't scared of anything, if u bring a bastard, you will carry your thing, if you bill too much you go back to your parent, if you are the bad wife there is a door u came in through.

I like u, very straight to the point

chatinent:
Your mom loves you more than any girl.

Who told u the situation at hand relate to some girl or not
i no fit laugh abeg

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram My Gee!


I no de COMPRISUN dis ur CAPRISUN..


I no UNDERSTAND ur matterz..


ABEG try break d bottle DOWN make I COMPRISUN!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Na every night u dey base folake
One day folake go kick bucket for ur base
Shey u dey comprison my caprison
Nevertheless I don disembark

Exkandayee:

But you go still pay for another round right,or nah bonus

Bonus or Jara no dey for pussy oga

When a man tells a woman her vagina is too big (wide), she'll feel insulted, but if you tell a man his pénis is too big, he feels complimented.

It's supposed to be big na

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice question!


Make I SHARE my own sharp Sharp!


Anytime wey me and ASHAWOO NACK finish, I go TELL her sey, she too SWEET.. she go smile and she go Tell me sey, if she too SWEET, make I NACK her again but I go TELL her sey, I just release and my PREEK need to STAND b4 I go another ROUND and if she go SUUCK me to make my PREEK STAND, I go NACK her again..


b4 u knw it, she don de SUUK my PREEK..


My BLODA SUUCKING of PREEK de SWEET ooo


Dat na d CODE wey I de use if I want Dem to SUUCK my PREEK..


I de REASON to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis evening.. although I JAZZ in d morning but de BANI (girl) wey I FIND go, I no SEEM... So I go JAZZ in DIS evening to check her AGAIN..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Folake for the night abi
One day folake go pass to the great beyond for ur side, na then u go know say wahala different from trouble

Kriss216:

I suggest you give your life a meaning and avoid Nigerian girls.

Who hurt u

Whats occultic about this

Torosk1:
This girl no just get luck with relationship
Everybody just dey chop and go
Patiently waitin for my turn

U have to wait to pi is launched

Munzy14:

Best of women the chop breakfast and lunch at the same time, not to talk of Iyaebe wey carry craze for head...

Whazar:
There’s this skele I talked to after I noticed she was into me and I’m trying to get into her pants the first trial she came up with some flimsy excuse I just let that pass and never initiated anything anymore

It happened she’s now dying to have me cos she’s always wet whenever she’s around me yeah I meant it ,but biatch u lost the opportunity and I’m not trying to fvck with her anymore

My bike man came to my shop this morning to deliver my money then I just asked him about the girl we all live in the same neighborhood

Omo the guy be like even him don chop for there chai the thing weak me so nah community hole Dey do shakara

I just deleted her number and want to warn her not to come to my shop anymore I mean this girl is 17 for fvck sake

I need another skele who’s not a leech and borehole with nice and firm breast supported with mad baca if you fit in don’t be shy to hit the dm button

NL feminist this is your last chance
Fernandezwharver,cococandy,stacyomolola make una no dull am oo

Orisirisi in angels voice

blinking001:

Bravo. I have been noticed. Now let me roll along with my foolishness. I stink

olabrad:


I like your tenacity.

Are you from Ekiti or Ijesa?

Na dem dey do agídí like you.

Uwc

olabrad:


Because if a man never call or toasts you from the time you reach adolescence till you reach 45 years old, you will find yourself going for deliverance. .

By the time you reach 45 and still single, you will not be looking for Elon Musk again. . Just any "responsible" man will do just fine at that stage of your life.

You should count yourself lucky that a man saves you from that shame by toasting you and even taking you out on a date.

Wahala
Its ohk, u are right