I like dis!
me na heavy unadulterated urhobo man. Urhobo wado! delta wado! nigeria meni wado! eeeeeeee!

Ghana dis Ghana dat! Ghana has discovered oil abi? That marks the end of peaceful Ghana. The IOCs will thoroughly corrupt the Government. Once the Shells, Halliburtons and the KBRs of this world step in they will destroy the place. I dare say that Ghanians are relatively honest and peaceful cos there is nothing for those in govt to steal now with oil money Ghana will race up the corruption rankings. Except a miracle occurs, they will curse the day oil was discovered.

@ dlox01
God bless u 2010 times ma broda! u said it all! we are celebrating victory over useless schoolboy amateurs that enyimba can make short work of. Poor team, poor midfield, poor coach, poor strategy! nuff said!

I dont know how it will work. More scary is - THEY dont seem to know how it will work. All they can do is buy shares and if all the "investors" going through hell decide to stampede for the exit the market makers will be swamped and shares will tumble again. These are difficult times indeed.

Truth is the market was immorally overvalued due to excess credit, manipulation by unscrupulous brokers and a flood of amateurs rushing in to make a "killing". Days of reckoning are here! For me buying stock is like driving a car without steering and only brakes- you can stop anytime you want but you have no control over where the car goes! Newbies are just finding out that what goes up MUST come down especially it it doesnt have the engine of sensible valuation.

On the international scene today is the day of days- All credit default swaps issued by the now bust Lehman Brothers are coming up for settlement! Today we shall discover who is holding what useless paper! They say when the tide is high you dont know who is swimming naked, now the tide is moving out and we shall see some ugly things!

@ lifeboy
wish world cup are u talkin about? FIFA world cup abi corruption world cup? if na Corruption WC we shall win hands down!

I agree with you!

English clubs do well in Champs League cos of the foreign contingent. English Clubs in Uefa cup (chumps league) have more english players thats why they always struggle.
I think some of the top clubs are really CLUBS IN ENGLAND RATHER THAN ENGLISH CLUBS!

Abegiiiiiii we are thinking of next round of the qualifiers! but i don't think our team is good enough to win WC (fat dream) as it currently stands
we overrate this team and coach.

Meeeen! U guyz are bringing back ooold memories!
Etim "maradona" Esin is now a pundit on a local football station doing match analysis, the guy was a waste!

Other oldies include :
Humphrey Edobor, (NNB)
Peter Niketien,
Collins "barb wire" Ebitimi
Samson "Zion Train" Ozogula
Bright "ten- ten" Omokaro
Sunday Eboigbe
Edward Anyamkyegh
Abbas "ghost dribbler" Jimoh
Patrick Mancha

I think for nicknames there are two i really love- I will post the nickname and i want sharp guys to give me the players names:

A player called "ZION TRAIN" hint- he was in the all conquering NNB side of the 80s and the secone one was called "TEN-TEN" also a member of NNB and eagles at Maroc 88. any takers?

ps wat of Duke Udi and Gideon Imagbudu?

@ stealthy
God bless u 450 million tymes ma broda! lots of pple cant tell diff bw profits and revenue! I dont see how these guys will make money! NUFC cant qualify for europe, (forget champions league, am talking uefa cup) so revenue growth is not so big. 450 million is cost of purchase. that team needs serious transfers to beef it up that will take another 100-200 milla lets not talk about the salaries of the players that will come over-u cant buy a player for 20 milla and pay him less than 70k or more per week.

Thats by the way, the moni will do better here, 450milla pounds will open about 5 banks or one gigantic telecoms company and create thousands of jobs.
those who are "proud" of these misguided clowns are part of the Nigerian tragedy, misplaced priorities!

Sometimes our journalists let us down! I was expecting Channels to hit FG/NBC/SSS with a lovely law suit the next day after the closure but our oga John Momoh went to "beg oga" They pay lip servcie to defending rule of law and democracy but torpedo it once their meal tickets are threatened. Well man must wack sha! But its a big shame.

baba iyabo took 4 yrs to squander his goodwill and it seems Yaraslowcoach has set a record by doing it in less than 18 months! Even the maradonic evi genius IBB lasted longer in the popularity rating!

Am worried really worried indeed!

Young Nigerians talking like illiterates. Patriotism, Sovereignty, this and that! Actually supporting rogues. Please if the criminals need to be taken to the moon to face justice so be it. Lets not forget the US has already dealt with its own citizens in this matter (their equivalent in Nigeria will be moving with police escort!) Which of the recent scandal has ANY Nigerian official been indicted by the Nigerian gov? Lets remember Siemens scandal, Halliburton scandal, Wilbros scandal, it goes on and on! people were indicted and jailed in Europe and US but no news is heard about the Nigerian actors in these affairs. US has decided to do our job for us since we have shown an unusual capacity to forgive and tolerate crimes against humanity (thats what these demons are doing as far as am concerned).

My view is FOLLOW DUE PROCESS BUNDLE THEM TO US AND PRAY THEY ARE GIVEN SENTENCES AS LONG AS THE MONEY THEY STOLE!

Lets stop being stupidly patriotic! its all useless sentiment.

@quotasyte

Dont confuse ur self and mislead others pls! Nobody is coming to investigate anything, they already have evidence against these pple. They are only here to present it to FG to facilitate extradition proceedings. Remember one man has already been convicted and he is singing like a canary to get a lighter sentence. Lets talk like enlightened pple pls. dont use words anyhow.

Am worried really worried indeed!

Young Nigerians talking like illiterates. Patriotism, Sovereignty, this and that! Actually supporting rogues. Please if the criminals need to be taken to the moon to face justice so be it. Lets not forget the US has already dealt with its own citizens in this matter (their equivalent in Nigeria will be moving with police escort!) Which of the recent scandal has ANY Nigerian official been indicted by the Nigerian gov? Lets remember Siemens scandal, Halliburton scandal, Wilbros scandal, it goes on and on! people were indicted and jailed in Europe and US but no news is heard about the Nigerian actors in these affairs. US has decided to do our job for us since we have shown an unusual capacity to forgive and tolerate crimes against humanity (thats what these demons are doing as far as am concerned).

My view is FOLLOW DUE PROCESS BUNDLE THEM TO US AND PRAY THEY ARE GIVEN SENTENCES AS LONG AS THE MONEY THEY STOLE!

Lets stop being stupidly patriotic! its all useless sentiment.

@ Ogboraph
Ma fren u are one f those head in the sand characters abi? When pple say the truth you start talking about supporting your country and all that. The best support you can give is to point out the ills so they can be corrected. I repeat- hope Nigerian factor will not spoil things.

I pity the children, they are being brought up by idiots! That question is as foolish as can be. Its like asking which leg would you rather have, left leg or right. Its a spurious and useless issue. Please lets bring up a more interesting topic jare!

Mek una dey dia dey spik big big english, I don get ma own number, 08098349696 and 08098202031 same as my zain numbers, will collect when they launch. I checked their dubai based web page and the download speed for mobile USB broad band is -wait for this- UP TO 7.2MBS! if they give us 20% of that speed we would be in intenet HEAVEN! lets hope the NIGERIAN FACTOR does not come into play sha.

What amazes me is that this "pastor" still "preaches" to a packed house every sunday. I think his "flock" are just in interested in stand up comedy every sunday morning! The guy is a joke! Maybe he rants like this from time to time to increase the flow of clients- sorry converts. The man has to keep attendance high and the only way is with some sensational attention grabbing tirade!

Its not just spellings ma people some use completely different words.

What about a school signboard that said:"We give your children the best education under a SIRENE environment" Lets not even talk about our newspapers (newspapers mind you!) You will read about the BURGEONING footballer who was transferred for a WHOOPING sum of money and walked into a restaurant wearing a BOGUS suit and asked for the MENU LIST . This same guy is expected to WRECK havoc on opposing defenders That he will make money is a MUTE point . ssiiiggghhh! I need a BRAKE from these eye poppers

Thanks Guys, This one is a bit raw, hope u guys dont mind

Fred a randy bachelor was visiting with his married friend and was sleeping over. The three adults were sharing a bed and his friend's wife is a sexy Hot vixen. Late into the night Fred felt the wife tapping him and he woke up wondering whats going on. " how bout a quick Bleep, the wife whispered and Fred answered:"Hey I don't mind but your husband will wake up"(husband was snoring away between them). " no way" answered the wife, "just pull one hair from his ass and if he doesn't wake up we are on" so fred duly yanked a strand from his friend's ass and got no response so he jumps over and they have a quick hot quiet one.

10 minutes later the wife asked for another round, fred repeated the ass hair test and duly performed again. Another 20 minutes later the wife tapped him again! Friend cold not believe his luck and he calmly yanked another hair from his friends ass. His friend didn't move but he quietly said:"Fred my friend I don't mind you fucking my wife but please don't use my ass as the SCORE BOARD!

Jonny is an ambitious little sperm in his owner's balls. He always boasted to other sperms:"When its time to go out I will be the first to get to that female egg". He is always doing exercises In preparation for the big day. Finally they felt the balls getting hotter and hotter and they knew the big day had come. Sure enough on their way out of the dick, Jonny was swimming way ahead of the other sperms and soon was out of sight. Suddenly the others saw Jonny swimming desperately back with a panicked look on his face and he shouted: Go Back! Go back!! ITS A Mouth Action!

My advise is to invest in business not shares. Shares should be a secondary investment. Making shares your main investment is like driving a car without steering. you are not in control!