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Celebrities / Re: Khanyi Mbau Defends Her Plastic Surgery Procedures Referencing The Bible by statrboiTolu(m): 11:58pm On Jun 20, 2017
weee u keep chuuut!!! Raaada raaada...
Crime / Re: Female Armed Robber Arrested In Imo, Police Kill Her Gang Member. Graphic Pics by statrboiTolu(m): 11:56pm On Jun 20, 2017
c as she resemble my former lesson teacher...
Crime / Re: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by statrboiTolu(m): 11:44pm On Jun 20, 2017
CocoMilian:

Do you
not @al..
Crime / Re: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by statrboiTolu(m): 7:11pm On Jun 20, 2017
CocoMilian:

Huh
yes some pple do...
Crime / Re: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by statrboiTolu(m): 5:54pm On Jun 20, 2017
midehi2:
That part been against the tradition is ok...but not certainly because she was moaning, it might be moaning of pains,depression, who moans while bn raped undecided
some people actually have fetish for rape....this world tho..
Education / Re: The New OAU Students' Union Bus Bought At N3m. Hit or Miss? by statrboiTolu(m): 9:58am On Jun 20, 2017
cassava van!! Wey no get silencer again.........
Car Talk / Re: 8 Funny Steps Some Nigerians Still Use To Lock Their Cars by statrboiTolu(m): 8:24pm On Jun 19, 2017
jojothegreat:
grin grin

Ftc finally...
I dedicate it to the vaseline crew..
Y'all the real hustlers cheesy grin
vaselinecrew for auto thread again? Na d car lock dey make ur preeeeek charge?

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Crime / Re: Victim Slashes Manhood Of A Rapist With Razor In Katsina by statrboiTolu(m): 8:20pm On Jun 19, 2017
abeg preeeeek wey dem slash go fit still charge?? grin

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Crime / Re: Four Thieves Caught In In Ojo Lagos, Beaten And Tied By Mob (Video + Photos) by statrboiTolu(m): 1:17pm On Jun 19, 2017
Ncan p.r.o reporting live from Ekiti!! We have seen them n we r not dissapointed!!
Celebrities / Re: I Could Not Attend University Because Of N15,000 - Bisola Reveals (photo) by statrboiTolu(m): 12:57pm On Jun 19, 2017
c juicy boobs!! Back to d topic: so no1 culd gv u 15k after seeing those boobs...this world is cruel...
Education / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment Back In Secondary School??? by statrboiTolu(m): 12:50pm On Jun 19, 2017
ahhhh! Should b wen our set went swimin after waec.....got out frm d pool nt knowing d button of my boxers was out!! Chai c me formn james bond with my 1pack, felt breeze blowing little junior n wen i looked down junior's cap was exploring d world, omor,c as i dive enta pool bk.....thinkn i spent lyk 3mins outside fa...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise For 2017 Begins by statrboiTolu(m): 12:42pm On Jun 19, 2017
oshey sailors!! If u knw wt i mean...

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Will Be Crowned Headies Artiste Of Year 2017? by statrboiTolu(m): 10:14am On Jun 19, 2017
everybody knows its Evans!!!! Next!!

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Women Go Topless As They Fight On The Streets Of Italy. Photos by statrboiTolu(m): 10:24pm On Jun 18, 2017
with d way their heads are, na ipob oloshhhooos dem b!! Next!!!
Religion / Re: "Female Medical Student Delivered From Stealing & Masturbation By TB Joshua" by statrboiTolu(m): 10:18pm On Jun 18, 2017
b lyk say i don c this girl for xvideos!! I cram her face gaan!! grin
Religion / Re: Is It Normal To Pray Before Sex? by statrboiTolu(m): 5:30pm On Jun 18, 2017
c as i dey laugh like eedioot!! Well, bk to this funny topic..if its cos of fertility issues, mayb!! But fr jus normal prayers b4 sex, una father!!
Crime / Re: Evans: Lagos Transport Magnate Paid Me To Avoid Kidnap, Native Doctor Got 10% by statrboiTolu(m): 5:25pm On Jun 18, 2017
abeg, na only this shirt d idiot get?
Crime / Re: Chinese Boss Cripples Ogun Worker With Kung Fu Kicks- The Punch by statrboiTolu(m): 6:24pm On Jun 17, 2017
Wolfbrother:

This is all you got from the write up?
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Car Talk / Re: N240m Bentley Bentayga Mansory Spotted In Lagos (Photos & Video) by statrboiTolu(m): 6:32pm On Jun 16, 2017
hmmmm, it mytb another type of Evans......pls ur quotes r needed...
Crime / Re: Chinese Boss Cripples Ogun Worker With Kung Fu Kicks- The Punch by statrboiTolu(m): 4:49pm On Jun 16, 2017
fatality!!! Chinko wins!

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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Pastor’s Wife In Steamy Video With Lover To Fix Cheating Hubby by statrboiTolu(m): 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2017
this op can mislead ehn!!! C as i rush open the thread dey find pastor wife punnaaaah!!
Travel / Re: Masters Degree In Canada Or NYSC Program? by statrboiTolu(m): 8:12pm On Jun 15, 2017
ignore both n go bk to sec sch!!! Sorry, what is the op again asking sef?
Romance / Re: Man To Wed His Longtime Classmate. Take Their Pre-Wedding Photos To Classroom by statrboiTolu(m): 8:08pm On Jun 15, 2017
una bad for nairaland sha! The guy go dey 1place dey think weda na the ryt woman 4 am b dis...
Crime / Re: Man Nabbed For Stealing Yam In Onitsha (Photos) by statrboiTolu(m): 8:04pm On Jun 15, 2017
BuariCopyPaste:
This is how we roll here..... show mercy to the downtrodden and take maximum action against big thieves and politicians.

Afonjas will lynch that man for stealing mere yams but flare their agbo-infested teeth while hailing Buruji kashamu and Tinubu the grand thieves .
guy, calm down nah!! Agbo infested teeth, chai!! This thing funny sha!! No chill..
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Defecating Faeces Inside Business Rival Office by statrboiTolu(m): 5:11pm On Jun 15, 2017
we know them alredi....all these igbo peeps sef.......u jus purposely open nyash shit for person shop... This one weak my spirit sha!!

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Sports / Re: Wenger Blocks Summer Move For Henry Onyekuru by statrboiTolu(m): 1:57pm On Jun 15, 2017
Mille:
Arsenal need a proven striker to lead their attack and Onyekuru should be in a team where he would be a regular as it is good for development.

Win-Win situation for both Clubs. I thought it was not a good decision earlier as I don't see him dislodging either of Giroud or Welbeck.

Modified. The guy below me is comparing him to Lukaku and Batshuayi, he forgot both were always on the bench as a second or third option in attack. Arsenal already got Giroud, Welbeck and Walcott as alternatives. What they need is a proven striker.
you said it all bro!! Sensible comment since!
Family / Re: What Is The One Thing You Regret Not Asking Your Spouse Before Marriage? by statrboiTolu(m): 1:48pm On Jun 15, 2017
PaperLace:
I can't think of anything. We talked about everything: job, kids, extended family, finance, sex, projects,etc.

Maybe we should have talked a little more about his attitude to work. He works too hard, always cancelling vacations and postponing leaves(I used to think his work is more important, but now I am used to it. Had to learn his work, that way I can help out). Aside that, he's almost perfect, a wonderful husband and father to us. In another life, it has to be him, if not _ I rather be a fish or lion.
please b a fish! Especially Titus, i love sardine...
Health / Re: Why Are Babies Held Upside Down?? by statrboiTolu(m): 1:46pm On Jun 15, 2017
so tht they can be able to do backfleet.....
Health / Re: 8 Lifestyle Habits You Should Change To Make You Fall Asleep Faster by statrboiTolu(m): 11:33pm On Jun 14, 2017
this guy does not know that when i'm high, i sleep like a bouncing baby....
Crime / Re: Two Men Fight, Complain To Police Over Refusal To Pay After Anal Sex by statrboiTolu(m): 6:13pm On Jun 14, 2017
please what is anal Is it a fruit or wha?
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Long Cobra A Neighbour Killed. by statrboiTolu(m): 5:18pm On Jun 14, 2017
jerryunit48:
Python?
no, earth worm!

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Reunites With Bally And Bisola In Abuja [PICS] by statrboiTolu(m): 3:27pm On Jun 14, 2017
This bally eyes jus b lyk person wey wan "CUM"

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