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Family / Re: Man Buys His Daughter N35m BMW, A Job, An Apartment For Graduating At 23(Pics by statrboiTolu(m): 9:28am On Jun 12, 2018
Nice one baba!! In other news, abg, shey na naija d girl dey? If yes, whr for naija? Op we need all this findings!! I think i have found a sister! Chioma my lover!
Celebrities / Re: Miracle Shows Off His SUV Car In Dapper New Photos by statrboiTolu(m): 7:14pm On Jun 10, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
As my fellow igbo man, he should try and cleanse himself fully from every evil spirit he must have contracted from that evil house called big brother naija. From experience , he should visit a very good herbalist in onitsha with 16 kolanuts, a dead hawk, one red live chicken, 7 eggs, the testes of a mad man and a small keg of groundnut oil. With that ingredient, his life is forever saved.
say god?

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Romance / Re: Kcee Shares Photos Of Unclad Couple Riding Their Bikes In London by statrboiTolu(m): 7:12pm On Jun 10, 2018
If na Kenya or its neighbours this fuuckery happen, una for bash dem pass lyk this....Honestly, some pple see whites as gods! BlackMan!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martins And Jiganbabaoja, "Sho Mo Age Mi Ni" Crooner Meet by statrboiTolu(m): 7:02pm On Jun 10, 2018
partnerbiz4:

You made me laugh now....
as you come laugh now, hope say u don pay am?

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Sports / Re: 2018 NBA Finals: Warriors Sweeps LeBron James Cavaliers For 2nd Straight Title by statrboiTolu(m): 6:57am On Jun 09, 2018
G.s.w is the team for now!! Too much talent in one team.....The Cavs hv just lebron n his team mates which are not on his level...I feel for him sha, alos like the way he holds his team mates down!

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Writes Letter To Her Younger Self by statrboiTolu(m): 12:28pm On Jun 06, 2018
Say God?

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Agriculture / Re: Some Popular Species Of Chickens We Eat In Nigeria [PHOTOS] by statrboiTolu(m): 12:20pm On Jun 06, 2018
Honestly i love this thread!!! That black cock! sorry peniiiis! Haa! sorry chicken go sweet die!
Crime / Re: My Wife Prays For Me Before I Go For Robbery Operations (pic) by statrboiTolu(m): 1:11pm On Jun 05, 2018
No wahala sir! As udey go jail, she go still pray for you!
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Or Anto Lecky: Who Rocked The Egyptian Look Better? by statrboiTolu(m): 3:37pm On Jun 04, 2018
femi4:
English dey worry you. She said "Anyone but Tboss"

But means ‘except’ when it is used after words such as all, everything/nothing, everyone/no one, everybody/nobody
as u sabi this english, shey u dey work for cnn?

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Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Poses With Alex Iwobi In London (photo) by statrboiTolu(m): 10:29am On Jun 03, 2018
tayo200:
I was at Wembley too... I just didn't take picture there..
fire burn this una gate
Music/Radio / Re: 9 Nigerian Music Influenced Slangs And Their Meanings by statrboiTolu(m): 7:52pm On Jun 01, 2018
Kana wo shiaa Abi wetin sef??
Celebrities / Re: Birthday : Nina And Nigeria Policeman Pose For Seaside Photo Shot by statrboiTolu(m): 8:40pm On May 31, 2018
So na her puccccciiiiiieeee area d guy point riffle abi??

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Sports / Re: Which Cheap Satellite Television Provider Will Show World Cup Matches? by statrboiTolu(m): 12:19pm On May 27, 2018
Continental dish!

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Parties With Ladies In Underwear Dress (photo) by statrboiTolu(m): 11:27pm On May 01, 2018
Dem go c this kin thread, dem go stil open am without gun pointed on dia heads!! Dem go cum type '' is this news'' no!!!!!! Na poem! If u c a thread u feel ain news u want, skip n muv on!! Quote me n perish b4 morning!! Mtshw!

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Replies IG User Who Asked Him To Date Bbnaija Housemate, Nina by statrboiTolu(m): 1:07pm On Apr 27, 2018
PurplePatch:
Teacher: You are either a male or female. Don't you get it?

Akpan: Aunty no! I fit no be anyone of the two

Teacher: How? Class don't mind Akpan. He is too playful. God made us make or female.

Akpan: Aunty but...but

Teacher: Speak up my friend, but what?

Akpan: But that thing called Bobrisky nko. It's it a male or fE-mail?
grin grin grin

wetin this one dey talk??

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Celebrities / Re: Zodwa Wabantu Steps Out With No Panties by statrboiTolu(m): 5:50pm On Apr 26, 2018
adetoroamos:
WTF. what if she's on her monaural period unko?
she go knw wen e suppose cum bro..

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Food / Re: Foods That Can Help You Look Younger by statrboiTolu(m): 3:41pm On Apr 24, 2018
I hear!
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze To Pastor Adeboye: "Pope Drinks Beer And Doesn't Pay Tithe" by statrboiTolu(m): 5:07pm On Apr 18, 2018
Chaaaaaaai!!!Money scarce sha!
Politics / Re: If You Were Ambode, What 2 Things Would You Do To Improve Traffic In Lagos? by statrboiTolu(m): 12:56pm On Apr 17, 2018
ify20010138:
talk of winning and making money call or whatsapp me with the number in the picture below.....
werey!! U tink say i no knw ur scope?? If lala no ban you, na me go ban you last last..
Politics / Re: If You Were Ambode, What 2 Things Would You Do To Improve Traffic In Lagos? by statrboiTolu(m): 12:53pm On Apr 17, 2018
Wld make us go bk to d roots! We need to start disappearing n appearing!! Lagos traffic?? Any change cnt get sudden answer, if u like give everybody aeroplane, traffic go still dey sky!!!!

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Education / Re: Kogi State University Medical Students Protest Over Accreditation by statrboiTolu(m): 3:56pm On Apr 16, 2018
Ksu ayingba! I spent 6yrs for a 4yr course that's nt evn up to 4yrs...that school tho! Its well.

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Crime / Re: Master Busts His 10-Year-Old Apprentice’s Head For Disobeying Him. Graphic Pics by statrboiTolu(m): 7:51pm On Apr 11, 2018
Oh dear!! Imagine the pain sha..its well tho.....by the way the cut resemble happy smiley.
Car Talk / Re: Car Logo Game: Tell Us The Names Of These Car Brands Using Their Logos Only by statrboiTolu(m): 11:08pm On Mar 30, 2018
9: manUtd 28: Psg
Celebrities / Re: Davido Defends Girlfriend, Chioma, After A Fan Said Her Food Looks Like ‘Puke’ by statrboiTolu(m): 8:54am On Mar 29, 2018
Lol, the thing pain amm sha!!

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Romance / Re: 37-Year-Old Teacher Impregnated By 14-Year-Old Student In The U.S. (Photos) by statrboiTolu(m): 8:53am On Mar 29, 2018
Idioootic bassstaaaaard! Where all those stupeeeeeed feminists who think from their dirty vaaagiiinas?? We wld never see them here!

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Nabila Fash Celebrates Joseph Yobo Following His Visit by statrboiTolu(m): 9:17pm On Mar 28, 2018
I like white pant....
Family / Re: Would You Return The Money To Your Parents After The Floggings? (Photo) by statrboiTolu(m): 2:08pm On Mar 27, 2018
olasaad:
Lol...hahah but he/she should be a good child by returning the money to the mum...the parents will regrets their actions in the end and they will apologize
regret their ACTION abi? Ehn ehn, action film ni! Who action epp, ain returning NADA!
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsman Caught Having Sex With His Cow In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic) by statrboiTolu(m): 9:55pm On Mar 26, 2018
gayman99:
Ausubillahi shocked shocked shocked
ausubiTRUE!
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Tobi Wins Head Of House, Picks Khloe To Share His Luxury Bedroom by statrboiTolu(m): 9:29pm On Mar 26, 2018
My fart/poop dey smell like lavender!! Does this mean i'm living a healthy life

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Celebrities / Re: Adejumoke Aderounmu Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by statrboiTolu(m): 11:39am On Mar 26, 2018
Esther: Randy, i jus dey look you, nor try me, i swr i go kill you...with that her warri accent.

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Gets Provocative Tattoo Over Fight With Joseph Yobo by statrboiTolu(m): 8:40am On Mar 26, 2018
Who else no see d tattoo but the nyash?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Voting Results Of Ex Housemates That Returned Khloe And Anto by statrboiTolu(m): 8:30am On Mar 26, 2018
bekpo:


Yea, that's cool. No need to stress ur self with spunch just get in d washing machine the dude will just do the bathing for u. But make sure that once u get in it, a padlock will be used outside to lock d machine after u might have gone in d machine. Onyiaraaaa.
thanks mate!! okponu!

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