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If I was among I will do same. Congratulations to them ![]() ![]() |
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Who bin send am! Na WA o.. rough play. |
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Even though it is often considered embarrassing, farting is a normal and natural occurrence. It’s the by-product of a digestive system at work. Farting is the gas your body produces as a part of breaking down and processing food. If you didn’t pass gas, you could experience uncomfortable, even painful, issues like bloating. Farting is a sign that your body, specifically your digestive tract is working as it should. Here are other benefits of farting: 1. Reduces abdominal pain. As you eat, chew, swallow, and process food, gas will collect in your digestive tract, and taking in so much can eventually cause pain and discomfort. But farting eliminates that gas and any pain or pressure with it. 2. Reduces bloating Too much gas in your digestive tract can cause bloating, or a feeling of swelling and fullness. It can be uncomfortable, but it’s rarely dangerous. Relieving gas as the urge arises can help reduce bloating and any symptoms along with it. 3. Tells you if your diet is balanced A diet that includes lean proteins, vegetables, fruits, and grains is considered balanced and healthy and should produce gas. Certain types of carbohydrates cannot always be broken down in your digestive tract. Instead, they will ferment for a bit in the large intestine before being removed during a bowel movement. Fermentation produces gas. However, If you ate only a diet of simple carbohydrates, you might not produce as much gas and that does not show signs of a healthy diet. 4. It can help you identify food allergies Farting when you eat certain foods should not make you don’t jump to conclusions that you have food allergies, and start cutting out entire food groups. But to an extent, difficulty in passing gas, painful bloating, or foul-smelling gas may indicate food allergies.
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Fear of God. 2 Likes |
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A woman was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police report was raped by a gang before being dumped at a bus station! Though she was unable to remember the events of the previous evening, tests conducted revealed that she had been raped repeatedly. There was a trace of *Rohypnol* in her blood. *Rohypnol*, is presently being used as a rape drug. It is actually a small pill which is now being used by rapists to drug their targets at parties. The drug makes the mind of the target (would be victim)go blank so that she does not remember anything that transpired and worse still. *The drug is administered by dropping it into the target's drink. *The girl wouldn't remember a thing the next morning, nothing at all that had taken place the night before will she remember. *Rohypnol, dissolves rapidly and easily in drinks, leaving no taste and no change in color which makes it impossible to detect. Girls, please be careful when you're out, especially in a party, don't leave your drink unattended. (Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are unopened or sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink). For guys - Please inform all your family members, relatives and friends. Remember you also have sisters or might one day have a daughter(s). Important News are meant to be passed on, please don't keep or ignore. Please share the post to protect and save lives. 1 Share
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The two-month-old boy who was beaten by his father and had his hand fractured earlier this week in Imo State has reportedly died. SaharaReporters had reported that a Nigerian man identified as Confidence Amatobi, reportedly broke the two-month-old baby’s arm for “disturbing his sleep.” Unfortunately, the baby died a few days after his broken hand was reportedly amputated. A Tweep, Kanu Garba, on Friday evening confirmed the baby’s death in a tweet, saying, “The two-month-old baby who was beaten by his father for disturbing his sleep died today. “Before his death, the hand injured had to be amputated. The father can now sleep peacefully.” However, the suspect is still at large as there is no report of his arrest yet. SaharaReporters reported earlier that a man identified as Confidence Amatobi, a native of Amurie in Isu LGA of Imo state, allegedly broke his two-month-old baby’s arm for “disturbing his sleep.” The assault on the little baby which led to the amputation of the fractured arm, attracted condemnation and outrage with the Imo State Chapter of the Nigeria Association of Women Journalists (NAWOJ), and the National Human Right Commission (NHRC) calling on the Imo State Government and the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) to immediately arrest and prosecute the suspect. However, when SaharaReporters reached out to the spokesman of the Imo Police Command, CSP Mike Abattam, on the incident, said that the police had not received any official complaint. According to him, "As it is now, the police have not received any official complaint about the incident." SaharaReporters had reported that NAWOJ, NHRC and the mother of the little baby (Miracle) had, in a joint press briefing in Owerri on Monday, lamented the assault on the innocent baby and called for justice. The Imo State Chairperson of NAWOJ, Dr Dorothy Nnaji, had said that injury inflicted on the baby by the 31-year-old father led to the amputation of the little boy’s right hand at the Federal Medical Centre (FMC) Owerri. Expressing shock over the incident, Mrs Nnaji, described it as dastardly cruel that a father could assault his innocent child simply because he was crying and disturbing his sleep. She disclosed that Amatobi was reported to have repeatedly hit the baby with a plastic object to stop him from crying until the right hand broke. Describing the attack on the little boy as the height of child abuse, the chairperson demanded justice for the baby since he could not speak for himself. The Imo State Coordinator NHRC, Mrs Ukachi Ukah, on her part condemned the brutality and insisted that justice must be allowed to take its course. Narrating her ordeal, the mother of Miracle, Mrs Favour Chikwe who hails from Idemili Community, Anambra State disclosed that she had left Miracle with his father on Friday, October 7, 2022, to use the convenience, when the incident happened. Favour recalled that she overheard her baby crying uncontrollably and had to rush back to know the cause of her cry only for her to discover that his right hand was swollen and bone broken from the beating he received from his father. Amatobi, it was learnt, confessed that the baby was disturbing him with his cry while he was sleeping and he had to try to stop him by battering him.
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Onetenth: That's Not reincarnation' that's ghost. It happens for real to people who didn't die well' My landlord was into mysticism.In 2003 my landlord was seriously ill and was moved to his village in AKWA IBOM STATE for treatment he later died and we were not informed about his death.The ghost came to CALABAR and asked for payment of his house rent' when his relatives later came to inform us about his death everyone was shocked. We all said but he was here yesterday' the relatives said no! how can that happen' that he died 4 days ago. Nna come see temple run to park out was everybody's plan. 11 Likes |
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Grumio! Grumio! Grumio! How many times did I call you? Ok. You don catch am na the symptoms be that' as you will be gone too soon wetin you wan go tell God? 3 Likes |
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Dapper in suit diaper underneath.
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So much hunger in the Land. Don't give her a chance she will come and climb your head. 2 Likes
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Samantha123: That is a sign' that cat will eat you one day. 2 Likes
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Na Tory u dey find' abeg shift b4 u go contak.
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Iliveforever: Don't shake the table you will pour someone's drink. 22 Likes
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In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new. My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps? Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu. The couple usually dress to kee na impress. Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps… They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo. As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was. They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians. The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass. Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once. That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door. Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped. The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still. I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person. Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face. She wailed and everyone at Mass paused. Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside. Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold. As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens. Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back. The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face. Me: I was like holy mary! Do you know why i found what she did nauseating? She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying. When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected! Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church! This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back! Jesu Ovie! 414 Likes 38 Shares |
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“I got pregnant nine years ago while dating my current husband and then the issue of marriage came up. I wasn’t working then. He told my family and I that he doesn’t want a court marriage for no reason. My parents tried talking to him, I cried and begged him severally to legalize his marriage with me but he stood his grounds not to wed me in a court. I involved his family members to help me beg him but they said, he’s old enough to make his decisions. He even refused to do a white wedding either because my church requested for a court certificate, so we ended up doing only traditional marriage. I later got tired and gave up on the matter. I was hurt and broken but I resolved to marry him like that just to save myself and my family the shame of having a baby outside wedlock. My dad was angry and disappointed in him but he didn’t care and because of that my dad vowed to see me a successful and independent woman with or without him. After I gave birth to my baby, my dad helped me secure a job with a multinational company and things started to turn around for me. I could now take care of myself and secure a future. Though I married my husband but I never forgave him from my heart and it made me not to do anything in my husband’s name. We currently have three kids together but all my properties are in the name of my children. I never used him as my next of kin either. Just last month my company decided to transfer me to a branch in Texas and the company is willing to pay for my entire family to relocate with me. My husband’s business is not doing too well and he’s willing to relocate also but we have no legal certificate to show that we are married. Now he wants us to go to the court to legalize our marriage and I have said “No” My dad has threatened to disown me if I ever go with him to court. He’s been tagging me everywhere as a bad wife who is not loyal to her husband, spoiling my family also. His family members have been calling me trying to persuade me but I told them I’m old enough to make my decisions also and I have stood my ground just like he did to me nine years ago.” What is your advice for this young mother of three?
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Ah! Just 1 campari' imagine the idiot. if you don't celebrate birthday will you die?
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Veteran Nollywood actor, Kenneth Aguba, has given the qualification he needs from any lady he is to marry, saying she must be below 30 years old and holds a master’s degree. It would be recalled that the actor drew media attention earlier this year when he was seen living in the streets of Enugu. The founder of Omega Power Ministry, Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere, had taken him in and had vowed to get him a wife since he is still Unmarried. 1 Like
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Let me reset his brain. 1 Like 1 Share
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owobokiri: HIV' Exactly! you are current you Sabi him story.
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600 years? It will be haunted at night. |
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Baddest!
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Diana claims she even quit her job to focus on growing her nails, which now measure a whopping 42ft and ten inches collectively. That’s the length of a school bus. A woman has revealed that she has not cut her nails for the past 25 years. The Minnesota woman has now broken the world record for the longest nails. According to Metro UK, she says she struggles to zip up her jeans or open cans. Diana Armstrong, 64, also can’t use public bathrooms because her long talons don’t fit in the stalls. The record breaker hasn’t cut her nails for a quarter of a century, last trimming them in 1997. When her daughter tragically died from an asthma attack at age 16, she vowed to never cut her claws again. The teen would manicure Diana’s nails every weekend, so after her sudden loss, the grieving mother couldn’t bring herself to let anyone else take care of them. Diana claims she even quit her job to focus on growing her nails, which now measure a whopping 42ft and ten inches collectively. That’s the length of a school bus. Her longest nail is her right thumbnail, which reaches a lengthy four foot and six inches. Taking care of her nails is no small task and if Diana feels like even adding a coat of polish can get pretty time consuming. She told Guinness that it takes between four to five hours to paint her talons using 15-20 bottles of nail polish, not to mention the woodwork tool she needs to file them. ‘I haven’t been to a nail salon in about 22 years. When they see me coming, they’d be like, “Oh no”,’ Diana joked. While Diana loves her long nails, they come with their downsides, including struggling to open the fridge door and no longer being able to drive because her nails don’t fit in the car. The record-breaker also struggles to pick things up off the floor. ‘If I have to pick up money off the floor, I can pick up bills, but if I drop change on the floor, that will just stay down there,’ she told Guinness, adding that she often uses her feet to grab things. ‘I can pop open a can of soda but I need a knife. I drove a car but had to stick my hand out the window, so I don’t drive anymore,’ she said in an interview with Daily Star. ‘And in public restrooms, I need to use the biggest stall – my nails are usually longer than the regular-sized stalls.’ While her children didn’t understand her decision to grow them out at first, they soon became accepting of her long nails. ‘When she told us the back story, it kind of changed my feelings towards it,’ Diana’s daughter, Rania, explained. ‘Because just as much as she missed my sister, I missed her too. So, if that’s her way of holding on to her, then I accept.’ Diana added: ‘I think she [Latisha] would be proud of me because she’s the last one who did my nails. ‘That’s who I think of when I grow my nails, is my daughter.’ Diana is used to getting stares when out in public, and said people often ask her if they can take pictures of her impressive nails. She used to be self-conscious about the attention she received but is now comfortable with her nails. ‘The story behind her record is as fascinating as it is heartbreaking, and Diana’s determination to honor her daughter’s legacy in her unique way is inspiring,’ Guinness World Records Editor-in-Chief Craig Glenday said. ‘Family means everything for Diana, and she’s lucky to have gathered around her a wonderful support network… which is what you need when each of your fingernails is longer than a ski pole.’ Texas woman Ayanna Williams used to hold the world record, but decided to cut her nails off last year after growing them out for three decades. But Diana insisted she’s never getting rid of hers. She added: ‘My nails are a part of me. I can’t ever imagine cutting them off.’
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DaddyCK:
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DaddyCK: You want to join her abi?
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What will she tell God now' abi she go tell God that he didn't create her well.
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Bat thing happening everywhere' God forbid bat thing. |
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MITCHELL96: Nna! Whatever you are smoking right now I'm in' pass it please. |
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ontarioache: ontarioache' I saw your wife's post' that's Why It is good to hear from both sides before you nail the other person on the cross. there's no iota of love and respect in that marriage and I believe that marriage is not a do or die' because this days crazy things are really happening. I wish you good luck. 1 Like |
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Na wa o... Na so I for take read your crime news for Nairaland crime section' Nna Go to church for Thanksgiving. The hand of the law is active o...
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