PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down
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The next in line to give testimony after me last sunday was a guy who I heard just rounded up his PHD at Abraka, Delta State University. I tried giving pastor the mic back after I finished thanking God. Pastor, take! I said giving it to the man of God. No, he said, give it to him, pointing to the guy.

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Things I Do That Can Make You Live Longer On Earth
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I love coming late to an occasion because I always think in my mind that other people will come late too, which always turns out to be true, I call it African Time. I flash people with private number.

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Wife Found Me Out Playing With The New House Girl
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Was in the parlour watching a tough movie on Africa Magic. My wife just walked in and put off the T.V. What? I shouted. The new house girl I just brought is pregnant? That is her problem. I said.

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Girls Social Media Status Updates While In A Relationship And When Heartbreak Has Struck
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In A Relationship, Monday, 7am, I am hating these memories of the sweet weekend with my baby, I can't even concentrate, I miss you baby.
Tuesday, With my baby at Tantalizers to grab some ice cream, I'm having a good time, love you baby, mmuah!!!!
Wednesday, Just had the best moment with my baby.

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Proof That Someone Might Be Spying On You And Your Lover In Your Own House
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I came back home one night, my wife hugged me and told me she is one month overdue, that it's like she is pregnant. The doctor conducted a test on her that day, she said, and warned me, until it is sure, we should not tell anybody. She received a phone call from PHCN office the next day because we had not paid our light bill. Am I speaking to Mr Ofego? The man on the phone asked.

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Wanted Armed Robber Sells Himself For Money
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My friend Olomu turned an armed robber overnight and I disassociated myself from him. He went ahead to ravage Warri City, robbing from street to street and was declared wanted by the police. He then went into hiding.

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My Uncle Married Devil's Sister
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We were in church one sunday waiting for service to start when devil appeared at the front of the church. People started yelling, looking for the exit door, bumping into each other in an effort to run out of the church.

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