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Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by StreetMedia: 8:39pm On Mar 22, 2022
Ulunne777:


I'm telling you.lost mine 17 yes ago,since then once I hear of death, I just say sorry and move on.My sympathy ends in my mouth.

Everyday I miss that young man who'd have been alive to enjoy his Children .
No be only me dey on this pain-table...

Pops visited the hospital and still not back since 2013.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Deployment Of More Security Operatives, Arms To Imo by StreetMedia: 10:36am On Mar 22, 2022
Jubril the bandit!
Politics / Re: Wabara Fired As ABSU Pro-chancellor Hours After Warning Against Ngwa Man In 2023 by StreetMedia: 10:34am On Mar 22, 2022
The TRUTH he said...

How Aba Ngwa dey? Mtshewwww

Fvck 2023!
Politics / Re: Tinubu @ 70 Visit: Sowore, Others Berate Ex-Eagles Stars by StreetMedia: 10:28am On Mar 22, 2022
They have downed their repute...
Which kind stupid waka be that one?. Ego ole kwanu?
Politics / Re: Youths Pledge To Buy Tinubu’s Nomination Form by StreetMedia: 10:20am On Mar 22, 2022
Youths are FOOOLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Replaces 1,000 Of His Personal Staff Over Fear Of Being Poisoned by StreetMedia: 2:00am On Mar 18, 2022
Putin this,Putin that...

Fvck the West!.
I pray for Africa to get the sign.

Don't depend much on them. Suckers!.

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Health / Re: How Do People In Nigeria Sleep? by StreetMedia: 10:34pm On Mar 16, 2022
You see eh... Nigeria no go good again.
We need to reset the system or to your tent my people.

This Country is too big to be 1.
As we are lamenting, some goons are cashing out...

We need to rise!.
Family / Re: I'm Scared Of Marrying Her by StreetMedia: 3:02pm On Mar 14, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.
I almost released a locked drone on you but I found out bout the sarcastic nature of your lines.

The Flag too red... Fvck Love!.

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Politics / Re: FG Approves N2billion For Purchase Of Cattle To Boost Animal Production by StreetMedia: 10:51am On Feb 24, 2022
Nigeria is finished!.
2BN to clear Ex Npower guys goes to buying of Cattle.

The Juju too much..m
Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Attracting Lightskinned Ladies, What Should I Do? by StreetMedia: 9:40am On Feb 18, 2022
Datboredberry:
Most men actually do... Everyone wants to feel 'desired'...

But society has made you the predator and women the prey...


I like to tease... I don't like a man who falls inlove too quickly... But if he makes me work too hard, I'll lose interest and give up...
Who doesn't love a good chase?.
Some girls take it so long to the point of EMBARRASSMENT. To avoid such, we cut it on the way.

You defined us to be the predators but i think we are all predators now as the table has 3 legs left.

Falling in love fast is about some girls changing their backlight from green to red. No miss.

My sister said thus "You guys no dey like person wey dey like una"...

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Politics / Re: Abia Cattle Market Killings: Arewa Youths Give ‘last Warning’ by StreetMedia: 11:05pm On Feb 16, 2022
Dem no dey give Aba threat...
Divided we survive.
Politics / Re: 2023: Nationwide Youth Rallies Picking Up Steam For Osinbajo by StreetMedia: 9:34pm On Feb 09, 2022
Rubbish... As VP, what did he effect as a pastor and lawyer?.
Romance / Re: Don't ask What We Bring To The Table, Women Aren't Suppose To Bring Anything by StreetMedia: 10:54pm On Feb 02, 2022
Obiageri clap for yourself.
Op na better marriage offcut; na them type dey wait make hubby come buy matches to light up...
TV/Movies / Re: I Just Bought A New Lg Tv 32inches And The Picture Quality Is Not Hd! by StreetMedia: 9:28am On Jan 27, 2022
Comot the waterproof for the front...
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Enters Dock For Fresh Arraignment by StreetMedia: 10:58pm On Jan 18, 2022
GeneralOjukwu:

I can bet that you're wearing your wife's skirts right now.
Coward! If I stand up now, you don japa reach Abidjan.
Oga stand k'anyi fu n'anya. Anyi adighi aso mgbagbu hara ogu.
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu: Those Complaining About Osisioma Flyover Don't Have Cars (Video) by StreetMedia: 1:45pm On Jan 12, 2022
Ishi Catfish...

The wrong guy.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Members Of Ramaphosa's Team Evacuated From Abuja by StreetMedia: 12:32am On Dec 04, 2021
Guys... This is a setup.
Covid na Scam!.

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Politics / Re: Tundun Abiola: I Pray They Dont Kill Nnamdi Kanu same Way They Killed My Father by StreetMedia: 5:18pm On Nov 26, 2021
I am igbo. Abiola was a great name but not to be compared with MNK. OHAMADIKE a man i once shaked and had gooses.
He is no ordinary person.
Travel / Re: See The Road I Saw In Orlu Imo State Today - Photos by StreetMedia: 9:12pm On Nov 17, 2021
OP... Orlu na amu ọrụ ebe Aba nọ
Politics / Re: FG Never Suspended Work At Osisioma Flyover, Says Abia Government by StreetMedia: 1:29pm On Nov 15, 2021
I love Aba but Abia State gwuru agwu...
Politics / Re: Nigerians Can Now Apply For Houses Built Under FG National Housing Programme by StreetMedia: 10:11am On Nov 13, 2021
JAMO84:
Wailing losers will call it audio


Only when bandits kill people is not audio



Every good news is a lie according to PDP Dundees and IPOB terrorists
Oga, na audio...

House wey don dey share finish.
Family / Re: My Wife Prefers Staying At Home All Day Doing Nothing by StreetMedia: 10:00am On Nov 13, 2021
Massiveglory:
What Efforts have u made to get her a job?
Has she gotten job offers and refused?
Does she have a business to manage?
The first question is wack!.
Though you are the husband, she needs to step up and get something doing for herself to support.

This area is where I always argue out hell with people. Even if Man gat the whole bill, your one naira as the wife go still bail out someday.

Pick a date, take her to a corporate point. and ask her "what's up?".
Above all, put out the fear of losing her.
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Her 27th Wedding Anniversary (Throwback Photo) by StreetMedia: 9:13pm On Nov 12, 2021
bcomputer101:
Wife of a rebel.

Only God can forgive your husband for wasting over 3million souls of his people...


Nonsense
Your left yansh...
Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Uncles From Selling My Father's Property(land)? by StreetMedia: 9:01pm On Nov 12, 2021
Get a gun...
Politics / Re: Senate To Include Kogi, Bauchi, Others Among Niger Delta Commission by StreetMedia: 11:06am On Nov 11, 2021
The ink is finished... NIGERIA is finished.
Politics / Re: Troops Kill Boko Haram/ISWAP Terrorists In Pulka ( Pictures) by StreetMedia: 10:47am On Nov 11, 2021
Must they drop gun on them?...

Believe on your own.

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Education / Re: Federal University Of Dutse SUG President Steps Out In Style (Pix) by StreetMedia: 10:45am On Nov 11, 2021
Odika the school enweghị ndị otu nzuzo...

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Politics / Re: Security Operatives Stop Journalists, Kanu’s Lawyer From Court Premises by StreetMedia: 10:12am On Nov 10, 2021
hollah123:
their regular trademark
No issues. The goat say nothing pass "eyement".
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Stop Journalists, Kanu’s Lawyer From Court Premises by StreetMedia: 9:50am On Nov 10, 2021
hollah123:
u people feign ignorance when unknown gunmen wreck havoc n u brag n threaten people about them.

What's yorubas business about u people?if u like let unknown gunmen bring down everywhere in your region na u go still suffer am
Shut up fool!.
You are not serious at all.

It must get to you Bastard!.
Politics / Re: Sheikh Gumi: Bandits Require Money, Land Compensation To Stop Killings by StreetMedia: 9:46am On Nov 10, 2021
What a mess!.
This Gumi should be hanged....
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Posts On Instagram As Overnight EFCC Stay Confirms ‘Serious Case’ by StreetMedia: 10:26pm On Nov 02, 2021
Dangote too should be called...
Nobody clean.
Politics / Re: Names Of 27 New Commissioners In Abia And Their Portfolios by StreetMedia: 11:24pm On Oct 26, 2021
#Recycled... Eze Chikamnayo and co

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