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This Post is solely to warn potential subscribers to COOLLINK YAHCLICK Internet, please do your assignment well ! What they don't tell you is that you are basically on a contract, like UK Contract phones. Failure to pay on any particular month (whether you turned on your modem or not) for any reason (out of town, broke, uncertainties etc) and you will be charged N3,000. Failure to pay for 2 months in a row, and you get disconnected. You can get re-connected back for a small token fee of N10,000. ![]() So if you are looking for a decent internet connection, decent data bundle for an affordable price, AND one that you can use and not use at will and not be charged, then please STEER WELL CLEAR OF COOLLINK YAHCLICK. In summary, 1) Installation/KIT/Dish/Modem - N135,000 (As at March, 2014). You get a dish like a dstv dish installed, the problem with this is that you only have internet access at home and can't carry it around with you. 2) I paid N17,500 for a 22GB Package. (Imagine my shock when I heard Spectranet charge N7,000 for 20GB in Abuja, please spectranet can you come to Port Harcourt ![]() 3) Suspending your account is N3,000. After a month of inactivity it is N10,000. To suspend your account you need to send an email to them, imagine !..Sending email everytime I am not going to be around ?? Plsss give me a break. 4) Your data bundle is divided across 30 days, meaning in my case, I could not exceed 2.2GB in 3 days. If i exceeded it, I was immediately put on a slow connection. So that 22GB is not yours all at once, it was given to you in piece meals. (Reallly frustrating if you are a high data consumer). Meanwhile Etisalat, glo and MTN them, if you like finish your 30GB data bundle in 3 days, that is your business !.. 5) Lastly, their customer service is horrible !..I am yet to get a response from them to my queries made over a MONTH ago. They do not reply their mails or answer their phones, I doubt they even have a customer service. Called the agent that signed me on and she kept posting me, till I gave up. ![]() My recommendation ? Stick to the mainstream providers (MTN, ETISALAT, GLO etc) if you live in small towns like PH, Warri, Enugu. For Abj and Lagos, I'm sure you don't need to be told who to use because you have loads of variety. I'm sure Coollink will not have business in Abj and Lagos because quite honestly, they lack ALL they need to be competitive there. Check the area you live and check the service providers with strong networks there. Be guided ! 2 Likes |
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Whoever posted this is a f4CKIN R3ETARD !!! !!! Some gull u have, u must have fallen and bumped your raggidy as5 brain !, Since when did D'banj's opinion count for sh11t ![]() These are matters of a political nature and ur here saying " dbanj FINALLY speaks on fuel subsidy, !! Na that "finally" part dey pain me pass, as if to say we don dey wait am since make e come provide miracle opinion. I'm soooooooooooooooo pissed right about now. Whoever posted this deserves to be shoved off a cliff. And if u voted for Jonathan based on waht D'banj had to say during the campaign, den YOU are what is wrong with Nigeria today. Msheew. P.S: Just so u knw, i'd give my right arm to be at any of his concerts, biggest fan right here. No sentiments in this biness. |
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stale gist. tell us something we don't already know about ourselves, next ! |
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hahahaha freakin hilarious mehn, u my friend are a talented writer, don't listen to some retards on here oo, na bad belle dey worry dem, goodluck with the visa. |
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AND THIS AMAZES U BECAUSE ![]() ![]() DON'T PEOPLE GOTO SCHOOLS TO LEARN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES / ![]() IS YOUR AMAZEMENT A CONFIRMATION OF YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX !?, 'WOW !, SHE CAN SPEAK YORUBA, ' ERM , DUH !!, ALMOST LIKE YOUR SAYING, SOMEONE OUTSIDE OUR RACE HAS ACTUALLY TAKEN THEIR TIME TO LEARN OUR LOWLY LANGUAGE , ARE OUR LANGUAGES NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE LEARNT ![]() ![]() ![]() UNA DEY FALL MY HAND , HAVE SOME PRIDE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH U'VE OPENED SO MUCH IN AWE, AND GET SOME EXPOSURE !, SHIKENA !, SHE SHOULD COME AND SPEAK MY ISHAN FOR ME , THEN JUST MAYBE, I'D GIVE A LITTLE BIT MORE SHIIIIIIIIT !,,IF NOT, SHE KNWS WHERE THE NEAREST TRANSFORMER IS, MAKE SHE HUG AM !, DAT NA IF PHCN GIVE AM LIGHT, ONE LOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN , |
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Mine is locked too, i went into their office, and the incompetent people didn't know how to unlock it, i guess i'll try again later, if u find the solution first, abeg ehn, share am, thnk u . |
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HEHE NAIRALAND IT'S BEEN A MIN, I JUST HAD TO REPLY TO DIS, DUDE DON'T ACT LIKE U DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTED ALL ALONG, UR NIGERIAN, COMMON !, U SHOW UP WIT TWO DIFFERENT CARS,OFFER TO PICK HER UP WIT A DRIVER AND DEN GIVE HER MONEY AFTER D ATTEMPTED SEDUCTION ATTEMPT ??! IT'S LIKE DANGLING A BONE IN FRONT OF A DOG !, SHE'S COME RUNNIN NW, AND UR TAKING UR BONE AND RUNNIN AWAY, OH U DID GIVE HER A PIECE THO, LONG STORY SHORT, STOP BEING ALL SELF RIGHTEOUS WITH UR SELF AND UR MASSIVE EGO AND NOT FLAUNT TINGS IN FRONT OF DESPERATE BANKER BABES AND EXPECT DEM TO LOOK D OTHER WAY, ! ONE LOVE PEOPLE ! |
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hahahaha u go fear nw !!! see thread hijacking !!! poor poster, ur up against d likes of sly in d expendables ! u don't stand a chance !! lwkmd !! |
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Real talk brother ! I can relate directly wit numba 4 on dat list, but some of dese ladies don't know we knw when we're being emotionally blackmailed, dats d beginning of d end for dem, hehe we'll smile back and give in to their demands, but d clock jst got ticking Jack Bauer style !, *all I cn tink about readin dis post was my last ex* |
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, there are some retards on here that think they know the A-Z on coaching, and can't seem to see how knowing ur players on a deeper level, say culturally and otherwise can influence their gameplay and help coaching !, u need to go and watch movies like invictus , maybe then you'll know this is not ur football manager you play on ur xbox after wanking !, someone's out of touch with Africa and Africans ! |
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But I don't understand how a white dude who knows little or nothing about our culture, traits and behaviours can coach a team of mostly players who started out as proper ghetto players !, can't see how he could relate to them to ginger or motivate them, not to talk of the other aspects of coaching !, they need one naija guy with strong eye make e dey slap their head when dey fu.c, k up ! |
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Hehe don't mean to brag or anything, but my 250gb macbook pro has got like 12,000, my old 300gb external has got like 8,000, my new 1TB portable hard drive has got another 6,000 and counting ! You could say i'm a collector !, there's literally no rnb or rap album i've not got !, I LOVE YOU PIRATEBAY AND LIMEWIRE AND KATZDOWNLADZ, e.t.c !, |
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Yeah Poster, I'd disregard what most of this people on here have to say ! They are used to their traditional 'get a job' - 'build a house' - 'buy a prado' sequence of events, most of them nor know wetin dey !, I totally agree with 'faithin9ja, there is tooooo much money to be made here, as long as u focus on the getting the money part, u can buy 50 prados for all anybody cares ! We Nigerians are sooooo quick to throw advises and advices at people and anyone, when it comes to any issue under the sun, from finance to religion to morals etc, cos for some reason we think we hav the best formula for everything ! My advise to u, ! (hehe hypocrite like me !) when u want to learn how to fly, you don't go to the penguin to teach you to fly now do you? ! |
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SA Lady is absolutely right ! Just because you so happen to be in my bed doesn't mean I have the remotest feelings for you or I have any interests in taking things further !, some of us actually do 'try' to look like we made an effort just so you don't go and start asking your mates 'what's the matter with me' ?, and to save u your female pride !, OR we really like u and don't want to be too hasty so as not to scare u off ! OR we're just too scared and don't hav the right balls that night ! OR sometimes we know you wouldn't want to have S/E/X/, so we try, and just as we expected, you say no, or make a face ! , THEN WE HAVE A REASON TO NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN ! HEHE (BUT THAT'S IF WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF U ) 3 Likes |
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Hehe If I don't touch them, they touch me ! hehe |
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who else thinks this ebonyeye chick and Kenny G dude should get a room ?!!! |
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HAHAHA POOR GUY !! THANK GOD I'M NOT IN HIS SHOES !!! WE ALL KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO, BUT GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING IT, THE FACT THAT HE IS BROKE, THE FACT THAT WE HAVE A SHITTY BANKING SYSTEM THAT IS PROBABLY NOT GOING TO DISCOVER THIS ERROR, MANY OF US WOULD BE REALLY TEMPTED, AND END UP MAKING THE WRONG CHOICE(KEEPING IT). IT'LL TAKE A LION HEART TO DO THE RIGHT THING !, AND PEOPLE WHO POSSESS SUCH A HEART ARE RARE, HENCE THE REASON, OUR POLITICIANS ARE STEALING, IF WE WERE IN THEIR SHOES, MOST OF US WOULD DO THESAME THING ! GUY !, DO WHAT U MUST DO, WHATEVER U DECIDE TO DO, THERE IS A CONSEQUENCE !, P.S. YOU'LL NEED A WHOLE LOT OF INTEGRITY TO RETURN THAT MONEY !!! HAHAHAHA POOR U !, |
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HAHAHA ALL YE GULLIBLE PEOPLE !!! CAN'T U SEE THESE PICS HAVE ALL BEEN DOCTORED ?!! WHERE ARE HIS TATTOOS ON THE SECOND PIC ? HOW COME HE HASN'T LOST ANY WEIGHT ON HIS HEAD IN THE THIRD PIC ? ABI HIS HEAD IS ATKINS RESISTANT ?!! I GUESS HE GYMED OFF THE TATTOOS !!! HAHAH NICE TRY THO U PHOTOSHOPPERS ! |
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HAHAHA THIS IS SOME AFRICA MAGIC SHIIT RIGHT HERE, COMPLETE WITH ALL THE TEARS AND WAHALA ! U MORONS THAT KEEP HATING ON THE BOYFRIEND because HE AINT A CHRISTIAN, I WONDER WHT IT IS your ADVERTISIN, COS your MEANT TO BE AMBASSADORS OF CHRISTIANITY ! THE LABAKE CHIC IS A BIIITCH - PERIOD ! THE BOYFRIEND DUDE, ALTHOUGH HE IS MAD (UNDERSTANDABLY), HE OUGHT TO HAV THOUGHT REAL HARD B4 EVEN COMMENTIN ON HERE, I DONT EVEN THINK HE SHOULD HAV COME ON HERE TO SAY ANYTHING ! (MY OPINION) THIS SIA FULLER CHIC, I FEEL BAD FOR U OH, BUT TIME HEALS EVERYTHING, JUST KEEP TRYING TO REACH OUT TO your FELLA, AND PLSS STOP PUTTIN ANYMORE poo OUT HERE ! COS U KNW NAIRALANDERS WILL ONLY JUMP ON U AGAIN AND TEAR U AND your FELLA TO PIECES, ! BUT FOR SOME REAL DRAMA, U CAN BEG HIM RIGHT HERE ON NAIRALAND, COS LET'S FACE IT, NAIRALAND STARTED IT, SO NAIRALAND SHOULD BE ABLE TO END IT ! AND FOR ALL U HYPOCRITES OUT THERE TALKING FOOLISHNESS IN THE NAME OF RELIGION, I GOT ONE WORD FOR U - LOVE ! ALL WE NEED IS LOVE !!!!!, HE COULD BE BLACK , GREEN, YELLOW, MUSLIM., BUDDHIST, SHOE WORSHIPPER, HE COULD BE ANYTHING FOR ALL I CARE, BUT ALL DAT REALLY MATTERS IS LOVE !, SELFLESS LOVE !, LOVE LOVE LOVE !!! I CANT SAY IT ENUF !!, IT'S THE ESSENCE OF CHRISTIANITY OR ANY RELIGION FOR THAT MATTER !!!! UNCONDITIONAL LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU GOT IT ![]() ONE LOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !!! P.S WHY DOES NAIRALAND KEEP CHANGIN MY PROFANITIES TO EVEN WEIRDER WORDS ?!!!, E.G, LIKE '4UCCK' BECOMES 'DESPOIL' OR 'BLEEP' HAHAHAHA WHO DOES THAT ?!!! |
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SOME OF U NITWITS HERE ARE TALKING BS, SO IMMA KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE ! EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO A BELIEF SYSTEM - SIMPLE ! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN GOD, SANGO, A CANOE OR A SHOE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ! - WHATEVER FLOATS UR BOAT LOVE ! SHE CLEARLY STATED SHE IS FREE TO PRACTICE HER XTIANITY - OKPARI ! SHE ALSO CLEARLY STATED THAT HER 'PEOPLE' ALWAYS TRY AND CONVERT HIM ! - WAHALA DEY OH !! YOU SEE TO AN ATHEIST, THERE IS NO BIGGER INSULT THAN TO TRY AND CONVERT THEM, COS WHT UR SAYING IS, YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG, SO HERE U ARE THROWING THEM A LIFELINE ! - I'D GET MAD TOO IF A MUSLIM WAS TRYING TO CONVERT ME !!!! - LIVE AND LET LIVE PEOPLE !!!! SOME OF U LONELY HAGS WHO ARE TELLING HER NOT TO MARRY THIS DUDE , THIS STORY OF THIS GUY WILL BE AS CLOSE U'D EVER GET TO KNOWING A PERFECT GUY, BUT I GUESS HE ISNT SO PERFECT IN UR EYES because HE BELIEVES IN SOMETHING ELSE , WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN ! MY DEAR, GOOD U'VE COME HERE TO SEEEK OUR OPINION, BUT U CANT POSSIBLY LISTEN TO EVERYONE, COS WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT AND ARE BOUND TO TELL YOU DIFFERENT THINGS - OUR OPINIONS ! NOT THE TRUTH , COS NO ONE KNOWS THE FUTURE ! BUT THIS IS MINE - IF I WERE A GIRL AND IN UR SHOES - I'D TAKE THE CHANCE ! COS THE 'DEVIL' I DO KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL(THE PROPHETS AND SELF RIGHTEOUS PIGS) I KNOW !, AS FOR UR KIDS AND WHAT THEY NEED TO BE DOIN, I'M SURE DIPLOMACY WILL PREVAIL, THEY'LL FIND THEIR OWN WAY, JUST THESAME WAY YOU FOUND URS - GOD WILL SEEK OUT HIS OWN - HE ALWAYS DOES - RIGHT ? ONE LOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! P.S SORRY I COULDN'T KEEP THIS SHORT AS PROMISED !, RELIGION IS A CHOICE, IF GOD WANTED US ALL TO BELIEVE IN HIM AND NOT HAVE A CHOICE, I'M SURE HE WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY AROUND THAT, HE'S OMNIPOTENT REMEMBER !! |
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I've got this one !, Fuuuck her so hard and Kum in her butthole, then tell her ur breakin up cos she didn't kum too ! HAHAHA (I knw, I'm nasty like that !) |
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Hell Yeah ! Everyone needs closure , ! Some people don't even realise they do, and wonder why they can't wait to meet up with an ex, |
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Just spoke to the Lotobi dude, and this is only for those who are from the Niger Delta Region, Delta, Bayelsa, etc, but putting it in his own words, 'you can try your luck' i.e if ur not originally from the region ! One Love ! |
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OH MY DAYS ! THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST POSTS I'VE COME ACROSS ON NL. PARFUN DOES HAVE A POINT AND I COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH HIM, IF THINGS AREN'T WORKING OUT FOR U IN THE UK, BE MAN ENOUGH TO CLOSE SHOP AND MOVE ! - ANYWHERE, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE BACK TO NAIJ ! GO TO FREAKING VIETNAM IF THE GRASS IS GREENER THERE ! FAIR ENOUGH , THESE VIEWS ARE SUBJECTIVE AND EVERYONE IS BOUND TO HAVE THEIR UNIQUE EXPERIENCES, MY TAKE ? BOTH NAIJ AND THE UK HAVE PEOPLE FLEXING AND PEOPLE ROASTING ! JUST CHOOSE WHICH ONE SUITS YOU, I'M REALLY TAKEN ABACK BY PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE LIVING IN DEVELOPED COUNTRIES AND STILL CAN'T MAKE SOUND LOGICAL ARGUMENTS !, AND TYPICALLY THEY END UP TONGUE LASHING OR JUST USING ABUSIVE,DEROGATORY OR LEWD LANGUAGE !, MY ADVICE ? READ ALOT OF GOOD LITERATURE, STEVEN COVEY PERHAPS, BUT NOTHING, AND I REPEAT NOTHING, MAKES MY HEART RACE IN SHEER ECSTACY WHEN I READ SOME OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMENTS, AT FIRST I GET A SENSE OF NATIONAL PRIDE, COS COMMON THEY'VE GOT TO BE NIGERIANS ! THEN THERE'S THAT SENSE OF HOPE ! HOPE THAT SOMEDAY, SUCH GREAT MINDS CAN RETURN BACK HOME AND EFFECT THE CHANGE NECESSARY TO MOVE THIS NATION FORWARD ! THEY SAY 'REAL RECOGNISE REAL', THATS WHY I'VE JUST GOT TO GIVE PROPS TO PEOPLE LIKE Sexxxxxy, solakk, and annekix, no doubt ur smart, cos reading ur comments was just AMAZING ! And Debosky cant go ummentioned, the dude's comment really summarises all i would have wanted to say ! SO LEARN PEOPLE, LEARN ! UR IN THE PRESENCE OF GREAT MINDS ! AND AS I'VE LEARNED TODAY, IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY, YOU WOULDN'T GO TAKING ADVICE FROM A PENGUIN NOW WOULD YOU ? ONE LOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! |
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OK EVEN ME, I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THAT THIS IS A TRICKY TOPIC. FIRST OFF, DO I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE ? YES! FOR A WEALTHY GUY, FINDING TRUE LOVE IS HAAARD! COS EVERYONE'S ON UR DICK, NO HOMO ![]() OUR NAIJA GIRLS ARE TOO SMART, THEY CAN PLOT UR FUTURE WEALTH POTENTIAL GRAPH JUST SECONDS AFTER MEETING YOU, (NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT) THESE ARE THE TYPE THAT DON'T NECESSARILY CARE IF UR LEGGIN IT OR YOU LIVE IN A BOYS QUARTER, THEY CAN SEE POTENTIAL IN YOU, THESE ARE UR CLOSEST BET TO TRUE LOVE. AFTERALL WHO WOULD WANT TO BE WITH AN N.F.A ALL THEIR LIFE, IF UR AN NFA AND SHE FINDS SHE'S FALLIN IN LOVE WITH YOU, SHE'LL FIGHT THAT FEELIN !! HAHA SHE'LL KEEP LOOKIN FOR POTENTIAL, BUT WE'RE NOT TALKIN ABOUT A GUY WHO MIGHT HAVE POTENTIAL, WE'RE TALKIN ABOUT SOMEONE WHO'S ARRIVED!, THEN HE'LL HAVE TO SEEEK OUT LOVE WITH WOMEN WHO ARE EQUALLY AS MINTED, SO THE EQUATION WOULD HAVE CANCELLED OUT AND THEY CAN NOW THINK CLEARLY ! HAHA COS POVERTY OR SUFFERHEAD HAS A WAY OF MESSIN WITH ONE'S MIND AND INTEGRITY! THESE DAYS, MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE LOOK FOR READY MADE ARTICLES, OR NEARLY READY MADE, NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IN MY OPINION. BUT THE RULES ON NATURE APPLY, LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE ! IF UR THE WEALTHY TYPE AND YU ENJOY FLAUNTING IT COS YOU'VE GOT IT (AGAIN NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT) THEN EXPECT TO GET WOMEN WHO LIKE A FREE RIDE, THE TROPHY WIVES, THE WOMEN WHO GO FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER, COS U ARE HER IDEA OF 'PRINCE CHARMING' AND THEN SHE'S READY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU (HAHA THAT IS THE WAY NAIJA LOVE IS, ) BUT A WORD OF ADVICE TO ALL YE WEALTHY BACHELORS, IF UR LOOKIN FOR THE REAL DEAL, LOVE, NOT A SHAG BUDDY OR ONE NIGHT STANDS ! YOU HAVE TO LIE !!! UR NOT NECESSARILY GOING TO LIE THAT UR HOMELESS COS THAT'S JUST TAKING IT TO ANOTHER EXTREME, |
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HAHA FOR SOMEONE WHO USES THE WORD 'REBUKED', UR GIRLFRIEND MUST BE PUTTIN UP WITH ALOT OF BOREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM ! HAHA YOU SHOULD BE 'REBUKED' FOR 'REBUKIN' HER, WHEN ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS 'REBUKE' HER CONGEAL ! REBUKULOUS ! |
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HAHA WHO IS THIS RETARD POSTIN PICS FROM BIG NATURALS.COM HERE !!?? HE OBVIOUSLY DOESNT DO ENOUGH PORN TO REALISE THAT THERE AINT NO WAY THAT MALE IndecentStar WILL LEAVE ALL THE BABES IN CALIFORNIA THERE, NOW SIDELINE THE BOOTILICIOUS BABES OF BRAZIL, THEN MAKE HIS PITSTOP IN NAIJA !!! (WHICH BY THE WAY IS NOTORIOUS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD FOR ALARMIN RATES OF HIV AND OTHER STDs/STIs), TO COME AND LOOK FOR A BABE TO GBALA ! IN THAT 'UNIBEN GIRL''s DREAMS !! PLUS THE BABE THERE IS A BONAFIDE AMERICAN IndecentStar (GET your FACTS STRAIGHT) HAHA QUIT FOOLIN AROUND TRYIN TO MAKE JUICY GOSSIP AND WHIP OUT your COCK AND self-service TO THIS SHIT ! HAHA |
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why una dey pour sand sand for guymen garri now ?! *translation* dude why r u givin away all our codes ?! How d hell am I gonna get me some with posts like these ?!!! Ladies pls ignore poster and post !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My good people of Nairaland, does anyone know how long it takes to apply from inside Nigeria for the Tier 1 work permit, I'm done with my studies in the UK and back in Nigeria, things are not looking up in Naij and i'm looking to go back to the uk and keep husling there cos I'm entitled to the 2 yr work permit. Any ideas/contribution will be very much appreciated ! |
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