Please what are 'crime' and 'organisation' in pidgin english?

My colleagues and I have been trying to answer this question for a full day now.

True Nigerians, una dey??

Interior and engine pics pls...

Please, whats the mileage on the vehicle?

1.5??

Mileage pls??

Good morning.

Please how much can I get a 2007 corolla le and 2008 accord to Abuja?

Thanks

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David might seem caustic and,truly, not all his words r well chosen bt then,we never can adequately express the entirety of our thoughts or impressions.no matter what, we r frequently misundastood.still there must b sumthin he s doin right for us to stop and listen when he s spoutin off words.i m also really into iykrions attitude.see now,he managd 2 trade in a truckload of beefs for jst one valuabl piece of info.before i make a fool of myslf by declaring undyin love to all nairalanders,make i go library go read!any spirit of 3rd class,what r u waitin for?DIE BY FIRE! Lol.

Hi nairalanders!really,an obstacle remains one only in d eyes of beholder.3rd class or drop out,its jst for u to get over urslf and focus on distinguishin urslf 4rm d pack.i like the way that davidylan guy expresses himslf and that he didnt chicken out of here even tho theres bn a lot of beefs, he s articulate and sure of who he is,what he s worth and what he stands for, qualities that shld b invaluable for 3rdclassers.an attitude lyk that,despite ur 3rd, WILL get u ahead. Still,i understand that its not evryone that thrives under tough luv and there might often arise a need to 'sweetn words with honey', i understand that. Im an undergrad in a sch that initially didnt encourage academic excellence esp when u didnt hv money backin ur efforts.bt nw,things r changin,for one thing,we ve got some really knowledgeabl profs teachin us,as opposd 2 our previous lecturers,im in my final yr battlin hard 4 my 2,1,still holding to d possibility of a first class, what im sayin is, trash d sentiments and move on!

Attended my younger sister's graduatn ceremony 2day, she's fresh out of sec sch, reminded me of hw tym flies.Face it,jst a few yrs ago,i was @ d@ stage.nw im all set 4 IT,earnestly preparin 4 lyf afta sch,nd 4 sum reasn,im scard stiff.Im jst so glad d@ i ve been abl 2 hv a taste of ur lives thru ur 'colorful' posts(chronicles,perhaps), at d risk of soundin a bit patronizin,im thankful cos,albeit unknowingly,u all r helpin 2 shape a 'future me'.Ure all in my prayers,

Ehido,Kuwena,thnx so much 4 d encouragemnt!may u continue 2 b lamps un2 d path 'f a generatn poisd 4 immense change(i hp i dnt sound cryptic).hweva K,tho uve adoptd a 'safe' positn regardin ur employmnt,dnt undermine d surety uve got as a bliever that since u askd,u ve receivd.its cald livin dangerously, a lyf of faith,i mean, I bliv u all r here2prove2me d@ hard work+faith does pay off.pls,dnt despair. Uchetobi,im sry i dnt undastnd wt u mean.i guess i misd sumthin.i ll try 2 b mo' careful whn readin,

Ehido,Kuwena,thnx so much 4 d encouragemnt!may u continue 2 b lamps un2 d path 'f a generatn poisd 4 immense change(i hp i dnt sound cryptic).hweva K,tho uve adoptd a 'safe' positn regardin ur employmnt,dnt undermine d surety uve got as a bliever that since u askd,u ve receivd.its cald livin dangerously, a lyf of faith,i mean, I bliv u all r here2prove2me d@ hard work+faith does pay off.pls,dnt despair. Uchetobi,im sry i dnt undastnd wt u mean.i guess i misd sumthin.i ll try 2 b mo' careful whn readin,

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Despite d fact d@ none 'f u all even deignd 2 rply my previous post,i ll keep buggin.i really do admire ur journey so far 4 ur 'dream' employment 'nd tho' i may sound even slightly juvenile,i m lyk a sucker 4 d gas sector(i really dnt c d future in oil,im presently doin research work on alternative energy),hence my fascinatn wit NLNG.im surprisd d@ not even kuwena botherd 2 help a young hopeful, it happens, still,i wish u guyz d best.i bliv u all will beat d standards NLNG has set.God's in control!

hi, its weird postin this afta 4lowin this thread 4 so long.u all r really amazin!ur perseverance nd determinatn's inspirin.im an 'ambitious' 400L stdnt of lasu-chem engrng-nd one of my goals is 2 score a worthwhile stint workin wit NLNG whn i graduate.i actually intend doin my IT there later this yr.pls pls pls can u all help me out wit useful hints abt wt it cld entail+details on hw u got this far?u guys r lyk my icons in nairaland.ild really appreciate ur hlp.Cheers!im prayin 4 y'all,bliv me. B gud!

Hullo!im workin on a project, sort of a year cd 4 an organizatn wit graphix,pictures,video clips,nd phaps background music.im NO cmputa guru bt i had some xperience wit swishmax a while back, a software wit graphics nd stuff, hweva,i dunno where 2 get d sftware anylonger, some sites r damn difficult wit dwnloads.anybody know hw i can get it,or alternatives?ild also appreciate hints, nd all xtras.THANX A MIL!!!

i think igbo's a tyte language, wld luv 2 learn it sumtym soon, the diversity of cultures d@ we,as nigerians,hv access 2 is amazin, d sooner its appreciatd,the better.