@ Nairalanders:

Your loving sisi amebo is back!

As usual, job vacancies are everywhere.
But the job that will give you rest of mind, peace and
happiness should be your target.

I have been out of the country on a course myself and
it amazes me that Nigerians have what it takes but nobody
is telling them the truth.

I will write a new topic.
Jst want to let you guys know I'm around.
Thanks for all your emails since 2009 and 2010.
I'm always happy to be a blessing to others.

My email has not changed.
And my real name is Yemisi.

Take care.
Luv u all.

Sisi amebo

Hi Nairalanders,

MARKETING EXECUTIVES, SALES REPRESENTATIVES, ACCOUNTING OFFICERS, SYSTEMS ENGRS (PROFESSIONALS)
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DESCRIPTION: A Niger-Delta Resource Company (with 3 major sub-brands kicking off in 6 Niger-Delta States)

LOCATION: Expanding Mid-Sized Company in Warri with an International Office in Arlington, TX USA

Description:    1) IT sub-brand: Business & Technology Products, All kinds of IT Solutions, Technical Support, etc
                       
                    2) Product Marketing sub-brand: Brand Communication & 9 Different Printing Solutions

                    3) Entertainment & Outdoor sub-brand: Real Estate Franchise + Entertainment Outlets



                    Additional Services include:

                    4) Product Shipping, Cargo Handling, Importation, Product Procurement, Oil & Gas Products.

                    5) Human Resources Consulting & Business Management Consulting (Local & International).

                    6) International Travel Agency/Consulting for Students, Professionals, Expatriates, and Visitors.



                    VACANCIES:
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                    Marketing Executives [2], Sales Representatives [2], Accounting Officer [1], Systems Engineers [2]

                    NB: Vacancies are open in Warri Office. Further deployment will be effected to other locations in the Niger-Delta.

                    QUALIFICATIONS (major issues)
                          ---------------

                    JOB TYPE 1: B.Sc/B.A Marketing, Accounting, Business Administration, Mass Communication or similar

                    JOB TYPE 2: B.Sc Computer Science, Electrical/Electronics Engineering  or similar

                    Young & Result-oriented: 3 - 5 years experience in similar role. <Proven record holders only>

                                                        Minimum target (team effort): N5 - 10m ONLY <monthly inflow /in business worth>

                                                        Salary Range: N75,000 (Basic) - N160,000 (depending on success rate)
                                                                               No 3 months Probation. Start earning full salary immediately.
                                                                               Bonuses: 20% of Basic Salary Quarterly (on 50% target range & above)

                                                        Marketing Support (Thru) Operations Manager:
                                                                   (Access to Official Car(s) Available: Kia Cerato 2009 model)
                                                                   (Fully integrated Customer Service Lines, VPN etc)

                                                        Future Payroll Plan: 25% Basic Salary increase in 1 year <terms & conditions apply>
                                                       

                                                        Office Environment: Decent. Fully Airconditioned. 24/7 Internet Access. 1 Person-to-1 PC.

                                                        Team Population: 4 Person(s)


                                                        'Interested & Qualified' Candidates ONLY should email a detailed CV to:
                                           
                                                        obafemi@cineplexresources.com


                                                         Application closes on 18th May 2010

                                                         An equal opportunity employment regardless of gender, race, or tribe.
                                                         We are a world-class corporation. We only recruit those who deliver results - period!

Hi my people,
Compliments of the season o.
I decided to write this here for those who didnt get the mail.

Now, if you're just hearing, read everything in this
Nairaland post, clean up your CV, and get ready.

By my last count, I think I received about 70 - 100 CVs that wanted
some corrections, and there's probably an estimated 2,000
applicants who are still going to apply. Some people also met me
online and we had a nice chat; To everyone of you, please I beg you
in the Name of God, A job is better than NOTHING !!!

At least 2,000 sack letters are entering people's pocket in many banks this 1st week
of January 2010. (no be say dem tell me, u sef no say na tru.)
God will help us.

BACK TO THE SUBJECT:
Let me quickly say this - to the best of my knowledge, there have been
a few changes:

1. Candidates who are in Warri OR who can relocate to Warri on their
   own OR who can find a place to stay in Warri between now and January
   ending stand a BETTER chance than others in the FINAL INTERVIEW!

2. Last Friday meeting, the Management decided to provide accomodation
   for the following positions ONLY:
   
    a) Executive Marketing Officer (full)
    b) Creative Officer (full)
    c) Chief Press Operator (warehouse BQ)
    d) 2 Assistant Press Operators (warehouse BQ)
    e) Office Assistant (on arrangement basis)
    f) Press Assistant (on arrangement basis)

I also got information on the salary range. The HR Agency I'm working with
says you need to prove yourself to get the upper range of the salary.

EMAIL ME. I'LL SEND YOU THE SALARY RANGE FOR THE VACANCIES

That's all for now, when I have something new - I'll let you know.
Wish u all a prosperous New Year.
(don't waste all my talk talk o - u can see I took tym to remove all typin errors)
If u get any question, ASK me now ooooo. ehen.
God bless u in 2010.

ur loving sisi amebo
successdownload@yahoo.com

@ NLDers
The Job description is out!

check your emails.
God bless u
sisi amebo

@ hrmanager
How did you know him, sir?

He's not the employer though, I know the employer.

I'll like to really know yuo better.
There are so many applicants hunting for this offer and I don't want to make them feel
its going to be too easy or too difficult to get the job/ and moreso that it's a new company
i just have a feeling it will be a careful selection.
am going to get the brief on the job description today so if you have an email, sir,
maybe you could look thru, (i saw ur post advising ppl on CV format etc)

i'd appreciate any help for the sake of those applying.
thank u, sir

sis amebo

@michaelbiz

what is the time sceduled for d interview? tell us more details. abi my fellow NLders? what do you say
to this matter?



sisi amebo

@ ALL

I think 'babyx' is probably not one of us who know the truth about Job Search!

@babyx,
I think u're way ahead of these helpless folks we call "applicants"
And u talk like emmm, u had it done smoothly. Mr. Michael or @hrmanger(I don't know)
please i think u nid 2 speak. I dont wanna fight ur battle.

The bottom line is, u and i know that the schools we have are not transferring knowledge
These kids pay their way through (at least most of them do)
Now to be fair, they do a lot of husslin too (signing forms, getting clearance etc) so dey're really not lazy

But dat was because ITS WAS IN A SCHOOL!!!
This is "THE REAL WORLD". The system aint d same, and its a complete twist
Now, do you still think AN AVERAGE graduate can put up a CV that can GET HIM A JOB
I know their population, so dont go there at all.
With the WAY the human resources manager puts it in this thread, hasnt he opened our eyes into the process
I DONT THINK I SHOULD GIVE U THE ANSWER.

Think again.
chao.

Hi NLders,
I think we're missing something here.
I happen to be very interested in this topic for the fact that I have been through this process of applying blindly in the past.
I think the basic truth is that applicants have shown a lot of carelessness on their part in the screening process.

The bitter past notwithstanding, I know better now that I have a very excellent job.
And you know the best part? I PLANNED my application MYSELF.
I knew I would lose the opportunity and I felt sad after my days of going about with 50 CVs everyday.

I feel our Nigerian graduates are not schooled very well in applying for jobs.
Can you tell me who amongst us on Nairaland had enough education on "Job Application"?
So u see we have to blame them really. In my opinion the 'hrmanager' is right.
applicants have to come here to defend themselves that they dont need help from agencies.
that's my opinion anyway
Cheers

Hi Nairalanders,

As far as am d highest paid sisi amebo in Nairaland, I cannot allow dis insult to pass me by unpunished.

Haba guy! If na tomato you dey price, I for gree o.
But dis na laptop, in fact see the spec wey u dey put for here.

Haba! u no even pity d person wey go help u get the laptop.
In any case, u fit do anytin sha, but no carry dat one come my side o.

Abeg ! make una warn dis guy o.
Insult upon injury.

My dear friends and beloved Nairalanders,
una don hear am.
Suffering in silence no good o.
Let me encourage you that prayer is very powerful, but wetin go make u succeed na when u sef no taya!

U see me as I dey so, I no get any job before and I don know say d jobs wey dey na all dis N6,000 jobs.
I graduate, collect all d beta-beta degree oh.

Ask those wey no me 4 Nairaland, I don dey travel no be small for job posting.
Sometimes 25 CVs go dey my bag, Na so I go dey carry am up and down.

And now dat traveling na my work. I dey chop, I dey flex, and I get change for pocket.
Nobody dey tie me for one chair like bank work wey I bin try one time.
And for all of you hoping 2 get a bank job, my sista bone dat thing. E no easy abegi.



Today, na me be the highest paid sisi amebo in dis Nairaland.

Now for all of una wey remain,
abeg check this link to see if your own fit shele too ohhh!


[url=https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-364824.0.html[/color][/b]]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-364824.0.html[/url]


All the best. Na all of una God go bless with beta Job oh.
Say AMEN!!!!!!!!!

Yours truly,

Success101 (your loving amebo)

My dear,

the highest paid sisi amebo for Nairaland don come to congratulate you.

If i be u, i go first sama God serious songs of praise, come use Holy Ghost fire surround my miracle
before all dis "mmmm" com attack person. Abi my people how una see am?

Now for all of una wey remain,
abeg check this link to see if your own fit shele too ohhh!


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-364824.0.html


All the best. Na all of una God go bless with beta Job oh.
Say AMEN!!!!!!!!!

Yours truly,

Success101 (ur loving amebo)

Oh yes!
the highest paid amebo in Nairaland is here

E-Breakthrough. haba? If una wan chop, make una tell me.
I have a lot of info about this people.
They started well o, genuinely make i no lie.
But I knew that it will change once they see the  poor job-seekers playing around them.
I challenge e-breakthrough, you people received an application from a Masters degree holder in 2008,
abi una no receive am? he lives in Ajangbadi - did he not qualify? what did you people tell him?
Oya talk! Talk and defend urself or else I go scatter una for here.
Go and check ur record if na lie i dey lie.

My friends here on Nairaland, make una no worry.
I go dey follow them up.
Dem no go f**k up again. But u sef, shine ya eye make u no go enter one-chance

Yours truly,
success101 (ur loving sisi amebo) 

Hi[b] my people[/b],

I have been receiving all kinds of CVs today.
In fact, someone read my post and mailed immediately.

I encourage you to send your CV first so I can advise you, please, I beg una.
It may be the last resort used in judging "who applied first"
at the short-listing stage.

I went round the building see more pix below , so no dull urself!
Kai, the job go sweet you, walai I swear!

Some smart people have been doing the right thing.
Na u know as ur own dey pepper u 4 body, so try to be extra sure that
you have done the right thing. No do follo-follow.
Bankers sef don dey apply! Everybody wants a change of lifestyle.

Once more,
Be honest, if u neva get experience. No worry yourself
I dont want to sound like am discouraging anyone, but God go provide your own job, u hear?

I heard that d interview will be a little strict because its a new company,
and them no want people wey go come waste all d money wey dem don invest.

If you av experience, write the ones that are relevant.
Don't beat about the bush. Go prepare your documents now oh!

The important thing is to make sure that you can deliver results

U fit get the job now and perhaps (God forbid!) lose it because
you were not focused on your target assignment.
Remember, its not a very large company, but it's very professional!

Like I said, I will get the job descriptions today.
So STAY ALERT!

Yours truly,
successdownload (ur loving amebo)

Hi everyone,
Na me. na me. success101
I dey everywhere, even for NaijaHotJobs, Careers Nigeria, and e don shele right now.

Well, as the highest paid amebo in Nairaland, I have come again.


I no want make you miss am, that's why I have to come to Careers so that Job/Vacancies category people will not be the only people that got the information.

Click the link below no waste time:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-364824.0.html

A word is enough for the wise!
All the best!

Hi Graphic Guys (CorelDraw, Photshop, QuarkXpress, FireWorks, CS4, Anyone WEY U SABI

As the highest paid amebo on Nairaland, I don carry am come again oh!


DECEMBER 2009 RECRUTING !!! RECRUITING !!! RECRUITING !!!

I love graphix too, but my people - if d soup is sweet and its not for me, I have to pass it on, abi now!

This Post Will Change Someone's Life Today: Pictures Attached!

Go to this link and read:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-364824.0.html

No talk say God no bring you opportunity now ohhh, ehen!
All the best!

Hi everyone,
As the highest paid amebo in Nairaland, I have come again.

A tear-rubber company in Warri in recruiting "experienced" people between the ages of 22 - 35.
If you have never been to Warri before, Ogunu is the Lekki of Warri and that is where you'll be working
(dat one na if you qualify o)


I have atached live photos, so don't let anybody put sand-sand for your garri for Nairaland.


As I enter the office, I see say all the office get Air conditioner, Brand new computers from USA.
In fact, the place be like say na oyinbo get am.
For outside, na one emm, 20 kva generator dey, and the production plant get 60 kva generator.

As I dey here, I dey tempted to tell una d company name but - just wait till you qualify.


That's not all, I'm just warming up.
***First, for all successful applicants who have no relatives or friends whatsoever in Warri, you'll be getting FREE accommodation!

Now let's get to the koko of the juice!

The vacancies include:

*Communications/Customer Service Officer
*Executive Sales Officer
*Executive Marketing Officer
*Senior Financial Officer
*Graphic Designer / Creative Officer (not all those yeye business centre people oh, I mean those that do glo adverts, mtn design, starcomms, ovation magazine kind of stuff)
*Website Designer (o boy, you go good no be small. if you no sabi CSS, Forms, Flash, and special stuffs - no even apply)
*Public Relations Officer
*Printing Press Operators (Heidelberg KORD-64, and MOZ) - (you go sabi d work well well plus screen printing, cutting of paper, plate setting, and all those things. No worry Cleaners go dey do the cleaning of the place so no stress at all.)

The company go dey do plenty work, so ready to prove yourself o.
If you want to dey chop beta salary, you too be ready to work very hard.

To APPLY:

The recruitment will be handled by e-Green Services or DHAIS Limited in Lagos.
The oga has not decided yet.
But, you can still mail me your CV for now.
successdownload@yahoo.com
i wont put my phone no except you request for it.

Also, make sure you are EXPERIENCED oh! so you no go be like mumu when dem take you go interview.
God is my witness, this is FOR REAL!!!!
I wish you a wonderful christmas and new year.
signing out.

NB: I'll still come back to post the Job Description when I have access to it. GoodLuck.

@ Roland Pet:

I doubt if there are solid schools where you can learn in Nigeria.

I only know SGC Nigeria in Lagos. They are an online-based Brand Cosulting firm, and they have a subgroup called TEAM, Inc. which is predominantly for undergraduates and fresh graduates in the whole of Africa who want to become professionals in Graphics, Brand Marketing, Industrial Product Packaging, Brand Strategy etc.

That's the one I'm sure of oh! Not all this yeye roadside business center training with no career prospects.
Just try and email them: sgc_nigeria@yahoo, com was their former contact. I don't know if they've changed it sha.
YEEEEEESSSSS! Their oga is on facebook!!!
Cheers!