Hmmmm...Now, i know why my twins brother keeps fighting..
They must have been doing that right from womb...

topmostg: sure i had a degree from massaachuisetts univarsity which graduated i from..

But wait o! Are you serious about this or you just kidding?

Abeg, i need help! I am confused..

Eh eh..something is wrong here o..
Well! I ain't surprise because NL has been an amusement park for sometimes now..

ayobase:

So, Onila needs that fly aight.
.
Onila can I come bite u?

Yeah, she might needs it if the symptoms persist..
But wait o..when did you become a tsetsefly?
I'm meaning Trypanosoma gabiense...

Hmmn..i don't think this is true..
I

LMAO@blank cheque..
..beginning of fraud abi?
Anyone who gives me blank cheque on feb 14 would blame himself..i will just cook the cheque give am..
Lobatan!

sanb: That's cool but don't say you’re ugly; cos you're not...

Issorai dearie..
Now, i know i'm so beaurinfuul..
Thanks much!

Florena:
re u serious, dats u?

Of course na..when i was still very young..
You can imagine how i look like at present and vote for me..

bennyraz: we wud resume full financial responsibility feb 2013.. You need to spread the news to your fellow nigerian girlz

Thatz a pure lie because i'm very sure you gonna issue out another letter on feb 14, 2013..

I learnt that, any one having a difficult time falling asleep is suffering from insomnia..
Now, let such a person get tsetsefly that would bite him/her so that he/she could sleep without disturbance..

sanb: You've just been nominated...

Eeehh i'm so happy...
I just uploaded my pix but, i pity myself because no one will vote for me..
I'm too ugly..

Nice thread!
I like what i'm seeing...
Following..

Lol
Nooooo way!
You had better create boyfriends forum and re-sit to decide on the financial aspect..
We ain't accepting that from you nigerian guys, running away from responsibilities..

Lol..
Funny..!

I can't buy him a gun because i wouldn't want him to be a murderer..
A generator because he has power transformer..

Pampers, always ultra, lady-care because, he doesn't menstruate..

Idowuogbo:
suzy! suzy babey!! anoda suzey na wash!!! madam, shake dat wrapper abeg! i no u can do it...

Lol..
Ori mi ti wuu o..
Seriously, i have phobia for banks but, i will try to get the account details and send something..

Issorai..
I'm not promising but i will think of what to do about it..
May God help us!

Goldieluks:


She probably writes whatever comes into her head to make it 2012 pages.

LOL..
Funny!

CAMEROONPRIDE: lol ...what do u exactly suce?

Its like onila has been trying so hard to create more threads, which could be of benefit to seun since xmas and newyear is approaching and seun must buy xmas ram..

CAMEROONPRIDE: SUCEZTP....some people got imagination......

I never knew you mentioned my handle...
Yea, i know!
Onila has been thinking out loud these days...

Hmmn..i think he needs help!
@Op..you made a mistake by telling lies, in the first place, which you ought not to have done..your lies have landed you in another dilema and i don't think people will help you..

All you need do now is to cry unto God for help!

@topic...i only shed tears when i'm broke. Immediately i noticed that, i move out of my hidden place, join people and talk from morning till night but, i wouldn't forget to pray that night, before going to bed..

greatgod2012: D only way by which they can tell u that they need attention is thru crying, afterall, they cant talk.

Na so o..

cotton101: sometimes when i wake up and realise its monday morning i feel like crying as well

Lmao!

dapsy4u2:

are u married?

Lol..
hmmn...do i need to get married before knowing how to care for babies..
The comment i quoted could be one of the reasons why babies cry in the morning..
Its left for mothers to attend sharperly to their babies needs..
And incase you are married, don't leave your wife to do those things alone..

It would be more interesting, doing it together..

baby.me:
It's a cool thing for couples to do IMO. My hubby stayed all through, and i bit him twice!

LOL..
Funny you!
Thank God he felt the pains too..

smartmom:

Ahhh not with me o! on the 2 occasions he was there, the labour went smooth and swift and the bonding with the babies is always instant too. I believe its a unique experience men shouldn't miss out on. It may be the only thing they can lay claim to in the birthing of a child ..eer apart from the initial input that is.

Yeah, right!
You said it all..

ileobatojo:

Young babies cry when they wake up in the morning because they need something. The way to stop it is to attend to their needs.

Exactly!

It is often said that, if a man enters the labour room when his wife is on labour, there is a probability that she wouldn't deliver the baby on time. Although, i don't know if thats true..
IMO, i will suggest that, a man enters the labour room and watches how his wife goes through pains since they both did it together..on seeing that, he would know how to care for his wife the more..

Wow!!! Good job..!

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I'm a friend of God and he is my friend..
There is no true friend anywhere..